Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Unironically, he'd fit in with what passes as a manosphere podcast these days; they're all some sort of "Men are in crisis, women are fucking stupid, be a sexual degenerate." They all seem to want to rep themselves as some sort of Genghis Kahn, but I'm pretty sure the only one who'd be half decent in a fight is Tate, and that's because he actually did professional fights; the rest of their shit is more preening and peacocking for other dudes. Nick may be on the lower end of the scale, but the content is right up his alley.

You forgot the biggest requirement: They're all actually super fucking gay. Bottom gays at that.

 

[teriyakiburns]

"When I drink less I get sick more."

delerium tremens my beloved

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Fourteen locals streams a month he says? No chance. I say eight at best.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fourteen locals streams a month he says? No chance. I say eight at best.

Eight? What audience has time for four entire streams? Okay don't do your two streams a month back to back.

 

[thebigdream]

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Oh, so he's switching to organic corn chips? I can't wait to see how smugly he can eat them.

Which of his Locals shows were forced? They're all him blathering about personal bullshit no one cares about, any 'organic content' would be exactly the same because there's never any point or structure to what he says.

 

[Truly Rural]

Everything in his mouth is swollen.

It's blisters from violent cock sucking.

 

[AnOminous]

The thought of Nick Rekieta doing "Manhood" streams is hilarious. He should do streams about how he's such a great father too, maybe a cooking stream on how to prepare spaghettios.

He should definitely do some "heterosexuality" and "practicing law" streams. You know, for the humor value.

the content is right up his alley.

Moar like right up his gay cuck butthole.

 

[You're MDNWU]

"Slam a cake pan on a counter to remove air bubbles?????"

Some recipes, can't remember off the top of my head, do call for a tappitty tap tap or a very short "drop" against the counter for air bubbles akin to concrete.

No slamming, though. Mess waiting to happen and wouldn't be surprised if it created more air bubbles.

 

[AnOminous]

I got a wife I gotta make sure she's OK... she's... alone at night

That's because she has a gay husband.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Our non practicing lawyer will finally practice law! I’m excited for him. Wouldn’t be surprised if he asks the court to reschedule because *glug glug* I’m just super tired judge

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

maybe a cooking stream on how to prepare spaghettios.

OK... THAT was funny! If someone (Mandatory: Do not pozload my neghole warning) Super Chatted him asking if he could cook them, that would be hilarious! It reminds me of Jack Murphy's 'cuck article' Super Chat. All he had to do was ignore it, but he went total schizo sperg. It is enough of an obscure joke to be hilarious to those in the know.

Is this in reference to his kids or Aaron and April or those neighbors of his? I really hope he's not yelling at the kids after starving them and making them lick the last bit of the butter from the handleless butter tray

Wouldn't suprise me if the people he told off were his kids. Edit ninja'd by space pope lol

It is unclear who he was referring to. My money is on 'those people close to us' who 'believe[d] things' about them that were 'wrong' and did not accept his correction when he explained it to them. The same ones he told to 'fuck off, in general' because he 'do[esn't] give a fuck about [their] opinions' or anyone's and ]never ha'.

Interestingly he mentioned the nanny, driving, and children's activities shortly after. Maybe this is coincidental... About to re-listen and summarise now with timestamps.

This whole Make Locals Great Again campaign is his attempt to get back to a steady income independent of superchats. In the unlikely case that he gets it, he'll be right back to 22/23 style months-long vacations and surprise date nights.

His lore... boring? Hey you take that back!

Nick's downfall gives me Anakin Skywalker "Revenge of the Sith" (Balldo edition) vibes and it's great - throwing it all away because of lust for an older guy in Texas, and feeling obligated to obey Dax, ultimately destroying his friendship with Josh. It's too perfect.

Everything Nick does is exceptional. I have not proof, but I believe that for the last 45 -60 days Nick was trying to be 'boring' and keep a low profile to make some kind of re-branding return. I would not put it past him to be getting advice from Aaron or other media para-professionals on making a 'comeback'--or he used that as an excuse to be lazy. I was getting slightly bored with Nick, but now that he does a LOCALS stream, he ratchets up the enjoyment to a 1000. I see Nick like Russel Greer or Fatrick: they both will have shenanigans, then go mostly silent, only to pop up with something ridiculous months later.

This is the best kind of cow and the one with legs to go the distance. Sorry, BMJ lovers, man cannot live by cocaine alone...

Oversaturated grift where you at least have to look the part. Good luck, Nick.

Planning two or three wildly different shows on top of the first show you don't do is exactly the sort of scatterbrained overreach and overconfidence you'd expect from someone who regularly dips too deeply into stimulants.

This LOCALS stream was pure enjoyment for me. See above theory on Nick trying to be 'boring', but I believe that he will always be seen as a cow--even if only 3 of us still watch his antics. I HOPE he does these shows and content. His is more cow-ish on LOCALS because he HAS to interact with his sperg audience.

Locals chat was where the biggest retards in his audience were running wild and alienating people who signed up to support him after his Youtube ban.

*Cough* Still-Born *Cough* The one who was IP and CC banned, and normie banned 5 times for violent threats against identifiable individuals.

Fourteen locals streams a month he says? No chance. I say eight at best.

I'll give you 6, and no more... Though I hope he does more! I find myself just as excited for Nick's LOCALS streams as I was for the normal show when I was a fan.

Congratulations, Nick! I think I said something similar when I launch Panoptes, but you have made me enjoy your show in a completely different manner!

Which of his Locals shows were forced? They're all him blathering about personal bullshit no one cares about, any 'organic content' would be exactly the same because there's never any point or structure to what he says.

He used to have a contract that said he had to so 14 Rumble-flip shows, then another 1-hour minimum LOCALS post-show. That was such an onerous burden, he says, despite the fact that he told his audience to literally 'fuck off' and 'leave' and did not have the sense to know or explain to Rumble that streams STARTING at 3 - 4 in the morning would have an audience growth cap...

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Our non practicing lawyer will finally practice law! I’m excited for him. Wouldn’t be surprised if he asks the court to reschedule because *glug glug* I’m just super tired judge

Hopefully all of that courtroom experience will pay off for- oh wait- nevermind. But I'm sure the man is a nervous wreck, he should down some whiskey and take an assorted handful of Kayla's depression and anxiety meds to calm his nerves.

 

[Maude Snew]

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Our non practicing lawyer will finally practice law! I’m excited for him. Wouldn’t be surprised if he asks the court to reschedule because *glug glug* I’m just super tired judge

Will he show up drunk? Will he play and do his intro? Will the ceiling cats be there with him? The corner demon? Will she just sit next to him this time instead of across the room? This has the potential to outdo the Patrick Tomlinson court recordings where he almost slipped up and childed the judge several times. "ThaT did noT occur, ch... judge."

 

[FuhrerMustang]

He should definitely do some "heterosexuality" and "practicing law" streams. You know, for the humor value.

Moar like right up his gay cuck butthole.

It's been like 4 years since we had a chad dads stream.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I am actually excited to have LOCALS streams to summarise again. The cope and seething is sweet.

You would make an excellent Cenobite.

The interview shows, masculinity show, and religion shows are COMING to LOCALS in May. Also pre-recorded content and maybe having 'help' with this content and maybe partnering on some of these.

Suuuuurrrreeee.....

A long tangent on the logging of chat. LOL1

What chat? Still life and Icancook/panzerdood talking to themselves. Riveting stuff.

Nick was trying to get LOCALS to partner with him on something but they said 'No'

Smart on their part.

 

[Sam Losco]

He has no balls

Then how does he use the Balldo?

"Are men always supposed to have this capacity for violence? If so, how do you explain Japan?"

What the fuck does that even mean?

"Isn't it illegal to record a chat!?" Chatter question.

The absolute state of his remaining fan base.

He only streamed for a minute to cancel his show, because he actually planned to do that show.

So I guess that means the streams he cancels via Locals post are streams he didn't actually plan to do anyway.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He should definitely do some "heterosexuality" and "practicing law" streams. You know, for the humor value.

Nick trying to be heterosexual is like a clown trying not to tell a joke, impossible challenge. Bet he's going to wear the Balldo to court.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He needs a new phone mount for his mustang.

1. for super pre-recorded def not live mustang shows.

Tree, balldomobile, drunk/hallucinating passenger cats on the way back from an underwear party at the Gay90s. TO BE BROADCASTED LIVE. It's all coming together.

Talking about moon phases when he's the one that's told stories about wandering outside at night naked to take a piss, like the werefaggot that he is.

Is a man not entitled to wander around his backyard pissing where he pleases? If not there, where!?

 

[AnOminous]

Then how does he use the Balldo?

https://neuticles.com/

 

[Mundane Ralph]

"Slam a cake pan on a counter to remove air bubbles?????" Wtf, did someone slam a his head against the wall? Because that didn't remove any holes from his brain.

It's a thing, but you don't slam it. You pick it up a couple inches and drop it. I rarely see it done with cakes, but I'm no professional baker so I don't know how common it actually is. It's a necessity if you're molding chocolate or gummies though.