Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Cuntspiracy Man]

They create fanfiction and/or just outright try to claim to be the "original" Irish/Indians/Japs/Egyptians/etc etc etc.

But while doing all of this, they don't understand just how retarded they sound. They've been slaves the entire time, but they were also the real Pharaohs of Egypt. They taught white people how to bathe, but were immediately taken over by them and still live in mud huts. They created everything we use today, but Africa is a giant shit hole who gets everything thanks to white countries throwing away their trash and now being colonized by China.

If so many didn't actually believe it, it'd actually be funny but it's just depressing because their vote carries as much weight as anyone else (if votes still matter to some degree, but since Shaniqua from the DMV does the counting, everything is cooked).

have you ever heard a little kid lie? say "i didn't take those cookies!" while having their hands and face obviously smeared in chocolate and crumbs. say "i made that!" while proudly stood next to something they couldn't have created, or were even there when it was made. they don't understand why nobody would buy their lie, they just try and get away with whatever they can, not putting together 2 + 2 to realize it makes no logical sense. as they grow older they learn to lie more convincingly, wipe the evidence off their face before saying they didn't steal any sweets, but still not accounting for the fact that nobody else could've done it because they were the only one alone with the cookie jar the whole time...

people with lower intellect tend to think like children, some haven't yet learned to wipe the crumbs off their face, others progress further, but not far, and most never reach the point where they don't FEEL the need to lie and instead strive to accomplish something themselves

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

On more dietary habits and shenanigans I think another trend that even black people are starting to drag each other for based on odd spots here and there online and food tubers is starting to treat places proudly touting that they are a "black owned business" as a warning sign themselves.

It's remarkable you can just openly see the Black segment of twitter openly calling people community sellouts and 50 flavors of coon because they are often the first to start jacking prices up, turning portions down and cutting corners in restaurants and food trucks during the shit economy because they already can't budget or handle logistics for shit. And are likely bumble fucking off the shelf ordinary grocery stock to supply their business as is. And regularly being called out for not "Changing they grease" as they are reusing cooking oil til it's stale and rancid.

 

[Local Fed]

Dude, lightly sweet dough is not the same as entire fucking doughnut.

Yes, but his statement is technically right, which is the best kind of right.

 

[Atypical Dog]

I once heard whoever was behind the grill ask someone else how dark they wanted it and the other black guy shouted "BURN DAT SHIT" and they both had this stupid look on their face like it was pure ambrosia or something. It was the driest shit ever and the black burnt shit over it made the shit taste bitter, even overpowering all the dry spices (which was also burnt). I hated that shit so much, but I didn't want to get my alcoholic dad in a mood by being impolite and not eating while at their house, so I had to just bear it until it was finally time to leave.

They're just welcoming the food into their race. One people, one color.

If so many didn't actually believe it, it'd actually be funny but it's just depressing because their vote carries as much weight as anyone else (if votes still matter to some degree, but since Shaniqua from the DMV does the counting, everything is cooked).

Not just cooked, but burnt, as above.

It's remarkable you can just openly see the Black segment of twitter openly calling people community sellouts and 50 flavors of coon because they are often the first to start jacking prices up, turning portions down and cutting corners in restaurants and food trucks during the shit economy because they already can't budget or handle logistics for shit. And are likely bumble fucking off the shelf ordinary grocery stock to supply their business as is. And regularly being called out for not "Changing they grease" as they are reusing cooking oil til it's stale and rancid.

Black man's law. White man's town. Legends say that all the Black-owned businesses in town are owned by a single chef, having studied every one of the world's cuisines, training local chefs in them before moving on to the next town.

They call him Boss. Boss Nigger.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

NIGGERS EATING CORN SYRUP

lol

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Can't even call them chimps anymore, an ape or monkey sees a fruit and knows it's tasty nutrition or snack, these niggers would act utterly confused if you put an orange in front of them.

AYO WAZZAT A TENY BASKITBAWL NIGGUH AH EENT EAFIN DAT BIX NOOD

You'd expect all those years and generations spent in developed nations would improve intelligence? Apparently having a silver spoon in your mouth breeds complacency and thus births idiocy.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Yt boi gets cooked for not seeznun hes food.
Dunno if they're right about Raising Canes, never tried it but I assume it's bland but somehow the sodium is astronomical at the same time like most fast food chicken.
Bonus points for facebook ai offering to teach me the way of seeznun.

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[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Yt boi gets cooked for not seeznun hes food.
Dunno if they're right about Raising Canes, never tried it but I assume it's bland but somehow the sodium is astronomical at the same time like most fast food chicken.
Bonus points for facebook ai offering to teach me the way of seeznun.

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Aren't they dunking that shit in the sauce down to the wrist anyway?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Yt boi gets cooked for not seeznun hes food.
Dunno if they're right about Raising Canes, never tried it but I assume it's bland but somehow the sodium is astronomical at the same time like most fast food chicken.
Bonus points for facebook ai offering to teach me the way of seeznun.

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idk what's funnier
saying "a jar of seasoning" like it's such a generalized statement...
>hey bro fetch me a container of food
>get me a bottle of beverage

or them responding to the world's most logical statement with "YOOO DIS BEEZ SUM WYPIPO SHIID" yes, Professor More-apostrophes-than-vowels-in-my-name, that is quite the hwhite take, good observation

they honestly do believe seeznin is just some kinda magical taste good fairy dust that every piece of food requires, and in large amounts, in order to be edible
and suggesting it's not causes them to go into this circlejerk behavior of jumping up n down going "lol lookit dis duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude" hollering in and around, it's no wonder more emotionally sensitive and weak willed whites fall for their nonsense and start repeating it, when so much as disagreeing causes the designated KEWL race to mock you schoolyard style like they know something you don't

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

idk what's funnier
saying "a jar of seasoning" like it's such a generalized statement...
>hey bro fetch me a container of food
>get me a bottle of beverage

or them responding to the world's most logical statement with "YOOO DIS BEEZ SUM WYPIPO SHIID" yes, Professor More-apostrophes-than-vowels-in-my-name, that is quite the hwhite take, good observation

they honestly do believe seeznin is just some kinda magical taste good fairy dust that every piece of food requires, and in large amounts, in order to be edible
and suggesting it's not causes them to go into this circlejerk behavior of jumping up n down going "lol lookit dis duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude" hollering in and around, it's no wonder more emotionally sensitive and weak willed whites fall for their nonsense and start repeating it, when so much as disagreeing causes the designated KEWL race to mock you schoolyard style like they know something you don't

I think they just call seasoned salt itself "Seasonin" and think if you don't put it in things it is objectively not seasoned because clearly you didn't put the thing that has "Season" in the name in it.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I think they just call seasoned salt itself "Seasonin" and think if you don't put it in things it is objectively not seasoned because clearly you didn't put the thing that has "Season" in the name in it.

Wait... Is that why they believe "salt ain't be seasonin"? Because even their salt is seasoned, so they perceive it as being something separate?

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Wait... Is that why they believe "salt ain't be seasonin"? Because even their salt is seasoned, so they perceive it as being something separate?

This is the strongest theory I have about it anyway. As clearly outright herbs and spices are not this magical vague "Sezinin" either according to the negroes on the internet.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

This is the strongest theory I have about it anyway. As clearly outright herbs and spices are not this magical vague "Sezinin" either according to the negroes on the internet.

>Fruit and vegetables aren't seeznin
>Salt ain't be seeznin
>Herbs ain't seezning
>Lawry's seasoned salt, made of dried fruit, salt, herbs and cornstarch beez seezning
Conclusion: cornstarch is seasoning

Jokes aside, yeah it's clear they just use seasoning to refer to a magical mix they cannot understand, once you break it into it's various components it's suddenly no longer an unexplained phenomena and it loses it's appeal
This probably all comes down to them having magical thinking, da seasonin is just another witch charm that works and you shouldn't question why

 

[NyQuilninja]

This isn't even hoodrat shit, this is just another shock and awe monstrosity that seems to be pretty common in the US with a lot of establishments. If this was something that you could get at the Iowa state fair it wouldn't even surprise me in the slightest.

Probably the worst offender https://www.zombieburgerdm.com/des-moines-downtown

 

[teriyakiburns]

they honestly do believe seeznin is just some kinda magical taste good fairy dust that every piece of food requires, and in large amounts, in order to be edible

This sort of thinking isn't even confined to blacks. I know far too many people, mainly white and self-proclaimed socialists of various stripes, who reflexively bark and clap like trained seals whenever "unseasoned food" or "white food" is mentioned. They routinely shit on their own native cuisine, repeating all the stereotypes spread about it, and insist that nothing has flavour unless it has been drowned in eleven different kinds of hot sauce. Most of them can't cook. It wouldn't surprise me if the ones who can cook wash their chicken in bleach, to be more like the blacks they apparently want to emulate so badly. Nigger truly is a state of mind.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Probably the worst offender https://www.zombieburgerdm.com/des-moines-downtown

I would say the most famous example of the "instantly kill the boomers that enter your establishment" genre of burgersmithing is the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I would say the most famous example of the "instantly kill the boomers that enter your establishment" genre of burgersmithing is the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

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Yeah almost forgot about them how anyone could eat slop like this is beyond me.

 

[You're MDNWU]

They routinely shit on their own native cuisine,

And that's assuming they're willing to admit their own culture (any flavor of white) created a recipe.

People still think blacks created fried chicken because at no point in human history had anyone ever fried food previously until blacks came around.

 

[NyQuilninja]

And that's assuming they're willing to admit their own culture (any flavor of white) created a recipe.

People still think blacks created fried chicken because at no point in human history had anyone ever fried food previously until blacks came around.

Fried chicken doesn’t have any one inventor. And it’s much older than you may think! English cook Hannah Glasse had the first published fried chicken recipe in 1747. However, the earliest stories of fried chicken are thousands of years old. They come from China, the Middle East, and West Africa. However, the dish has changed a lot over the years.

American-style fried chicken started in the American South. Some people think the recipe came from Scottish immigrants.

Niggers only steal not invent

 

[Male Idiot]

Niggers donnuw nuffins until they got authenticc habanero moonshine.

You take at least 70,% shine, put 2- habaneros in it, let it sit for a year.