Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

@Extra Dainty Gorl
I can't quote your post, probably because you're a fat woman. Anyway, you're a fat retarded woman. Back to beauty parlor. You're better suited to discuss women who are slightly fatter than you are

 

[Malory]

It shows. You should go back. Also your "X item is an average of X inches!" is meaningless that's not how things work. There is no average bathroom sink height especially not in a 100+ year old apartment complex.

You gotta know someone well to accurately judge their height.

 

[Captain Ahab]

This whole height debate is a massive sperg out by manlets trying to cope with Josh height mogging them.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I want the BP tourists to leave.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Am I tripping out or did you niggers not just have this exact conversation yesterday about the same picture? lol

Lol not this nigger, but possible others. Sometimes when the autism gets overwhelming I skim posts. Which then leads to me apparently adding more autism. My bad.

 

[Rotogravure]

I want the BP tourists to leave.

Your first post in this thread is March 23rd 22nd (unless search is broken somehow which IDK man stranger things have happened).

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Your first post in this thread is March 23rd (unless search is broken somehow which IDK man stranger things have happened).

It's broken. It only goes back 8 pages. I've posted in this thread for 2-3 years.

If any of you wondered how obsessed Cobes is with smelling good for the of age, alive, cis gendered, consenting, non-related ladies here you go
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(this is just the first of NINE pages of this...)

 

[Crab Latte]

Personally, I've always thought he was 5'7" and that she is 5'3", but seeing the graveyard pics did make me question that. He gives off the non-confrontational energy of a tall man.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think because we rarely see him interacting with the public we think he’s smaller than he is. It also doesn’t help it’s always a retarded camera angle looking up at him

 

[Rotogravure]

It's broken. It only goes back 8 pages. I've posted in this thread for 2-3 years.

We can't have anything nice. Not even a search.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Lol not this nigger, but possible others. Sometimes when the autism gets overwhelming I skim posts. Which then leads to me apparently adding more autism. My bad.

Nah, this is the one thread where added autism, repetition and thought loops are completely on-brand especially when the damn thing grows 500 pages a month. Keep on rockin' bud.

Wonder if the trailer era will finally give us the KingCobraJFS subforum.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Nah, this is the one thread where added autism, repetition and thought loops are completely on-brand especially when the damn thing grows 500 pages a month. Keep on rockin' bud.

Wonder if the trailer era will finally give us the KingCobraJFS subforum.

Comfiest thread on the Farms, TWU

 

[Sicko Hunter]

We can't have anything nice. Not even a search.

I know right? It's super annoying. I was looking for some old memes I had made earlier in this thread and could not find them.

Nah, this is the one thread where added autism, repetition and thought loops are completely on-brand especially when the damn thing grows 500 pages a month. Keep on rockin' bud.

Did you know KFC took away the double down? I'm not mad I just wish they didn't take it away. I can't believe KFC took away the double down. Fuck.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Cobes is 100% on the taller side. His inability to be photographed as a normal human being (in myriad ways) plays tricks on the eye.

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I gotchu fam.

That wasn't the one I had in mind!!!!

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it was this one

 

[Rubber Plant]

Edited just to add this: IMDB says he's 5' flat. Are they reliable, probably not. I'm also not laughing at him but if that's your takeaway, okay.

Their info on Ralph is correct, so its possible.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Did you know KFC took away the double down? I'm not mad I just wish they didn't take it away. I can't believe KFC took away the double down. Fuck.

That was the last double down THEY HAAAAAAAAD!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That was the last double down THEY HAAAAAAAAD!

It was his passion, and they took it away. Damn troles must have infiltrated KFC corporate.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is now my thread, we're only allowed to discuss puff. Everyone else must leave.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is now my thread, we're only allowed to discuss puff. Everyone else must leave.

 

[Twinkie]

Cobes is 100% on the taller side. His inability to be photographed as a normal human being (in myriad ways) plays tricks on the eye.

I agree but also, the way those jeans are painted makes him/his legs look shorter than they are. The paint stops mid-thigh which has almost a distortion effect like a funhouse mirror.