Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Good to be back M'Gords. Ive got my drink combo and am ready to dive back into wtf our boy has been doing. What a fun thing that he's finally gone out of his hole for longer than the amount it takes to walk to LNs parents trailer.
 
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So wait, Cobes was sick and he went to the gwar concert? Lmfao what a regard, classic cobes classic.
Or maybe it's just literally all of the horseshit he puts into his body finally catching up. How many times can you suck on a burnt coil without a lasting cough developing?
 
Feels good to be back, TMDWU.
Anyone know what shirt he's wearing in this vid? Ultralimited Millenial Kvlt Instagram Black Metal's a world apart from the usual Ozzy + Weed + Boomer joke stuff he usually dons gets fused to his body.
 
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Healthy Boy Brand said:
Feels good to be back, TMDWU.
Anyone know what shirt he's wearing in this vid? Ultralimited Millenial Kvlt Instagram Black Metal's a world apart from the usual Ozzy + Weed + Boomer joke stuff he usually dons gets fused to his body.
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"I tend to get along with senior citizens better than I do people my own age"

Likely because senior chain smokers no longer have the ability to smell him.
 
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‘fans took selfies with me’

It would not surprise me if random people saw him and wanted a picture with the weirdo
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Just accumulating over 600 bucks in the entire year, and Cashapp and Paypal are supposed to forward your shit to the IRS. He's going to be hit with a (relatively) massive bill come tax season and papa nips is gonna have to pay it off. This also doesnt even take into account that when the income is reported automatically by cashapp and paypal, he will need to pay back all the SSI he shouldn't have received due to the amount of money he was being given, that'll be bundled up with his SSI being corrected, perhaps even wiped out due to how much he gets. Goodbye rent money.
Rope Salesman said:
‘fans took selfies with me’

It would not surprise me if random people saw him and wanted a picture with the weirdo
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Yeah I tried to upload one of em I saw on le reddit but sights still kinda jank and it wouldnt upload. Suffice to say, it's the type of person who would go to a gwar show and recognize and *want* a selfie with cobes
 
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Yeah I tried to upload one of em I saw on le reddit but sights still kinda jank and it wouldnt upload. Suffice to say, it's the type of person who would go to a gwar show and recognize and *want* a selfie with cobes
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I gotchu fam.
 
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