Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[AGP]

For the medfags here: How long on average does facial hair usually appear on pooners on T? I just saw one on TikTok where she has been on T for 1 year but I don't see any facial hair on her.

 

[scathefire]

That was the most depressing timeline I’ve ever seen. We’re doomed.

Buuuuut this crossover made me lol because everything is just so fucking stupid rn:

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How is what he said relevant to what they say on Reddit? Reddit is completely colonized by transactivists and almost every dissenting subreddit has been banned. It's the people who are on Angel Mutt's own side who run it.

 

[Ser Prize]

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I think we all know by now that this is a common factor. Tbh one of the most irritating things about the topic, especially in the Ellen Page thread, is constantly being helpfully reminded of possible sex abuse. As though there aren't people in the threads who are very personally aware of the effects of abuse, but who nonetheless still call bullshit on the emotional manipulation practiced by TIFs. I maintain that anyone still involved in transgender ideology, yet still citing men leering as a reason they had their breasts removed is, indeed, retarded or a liar lol

People seem to be operating under the assumption that pooners are all poor widdle abused girls, despite the majority being fucked up fujos who wanted to be the uwu yaoi boy.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

People seem to be operating under the assumption that pooners are all poor widdle abused girls, despite the majority being fucked up fujos who wanted to be the uwu yaoi boy.

With that in mind, which yaoi boy? Uke or seme?

 

[Aunt Carol]

People seem to be operating under the assumption that pooners are all poor widdle abused girls, despite the majority being fucked up fujos who wanted to be the uwu yaoi boy.

Girls don't become fucked-up fujos in a vacuum. There isn't one unified theory for poonin' and troonin'--part of why it's so robust a social phenomenon is that there are so many roads that have bent into the sinkhole of trans. If you work against the midlife MtF coomers, for example, the molested and the progressive stackers and the autists cry out.

A girl can be a fujo for strict coomer reasons, or a fujo because it's scary to be suddenly looked at as sex-meat and she needs distance, or a fujo because she likes Resident Evil and her friends on the Internet who also like Resident Evil are producing some great art of STARS members fuckin'. And every "or" can be an "and," and they keep snowballing until they hit FtM.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Every feminine transmasc pooner always has pube beards and and puts on a lot of makeup. They don’t look “queer”, but rather look like homeless women.

 

[Dave Foliage]

I've gone through this entire thread and I need more lil pink dudes. Whatever happened to this treasure trove? Any unposted gems?

There was a 4chan /lgbt/ thread just recently about Pooners, so I ended up saving lots and I'l probably save more in the future.
So, what's the best way to host pictures like this en masse anonymously?

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Late but made the mistake of taking a closer look at this one's chest

Extremely masculine mastectomy scars

Spoiler

 

[cybertoaster]

Didn't notice it at first but she really does look like a soyjak.

First trannies ruin New Vegas, now pooners are ruining Venture Bros? can't have shit in this day and age...

 

[Rick The Stick]

People seem to be operating under the assumption that pooners are all poor widdle abused girls, despite the majority being fucked up fujos who wanted to be the uwu yaoi boy.

It comes and goes. Kinda like a rot dog. Sometimes you feel bad for what it took to get there, and then you remember what it took to get there.

 

[expectant asshole]

Actually this girl is pretty tragic:
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Her thing is that she was in a hyper abusive BDSM relationship. And now she runs an anti kink tumblr blog. But she doesn't really seem to get that calling herself a man didn't stop her from being abused like a woman. And by refusing to use sex based language she is just obscuring the power relationships that let that abuse happen in the first place. Begging pooners to understand that "transandrophobia" is literally just misogyny.

Late (and gay) but she said this at a job interview!!?

Ma’am this is a job interview for Wendy’s.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

because she likes Resident Evil and her friends on the Internet who also like Resident Evil are producing some great art of STARS members fuckin

That was oddly specific

 

[Aunt Carol]

That was oddly specific

First example that came to mind, but @umami's milk can back me up on this one.

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Have this beautiful masterpiece been posted yet?

 

[umami's milk]

First example that came to mind, but @umami's milk can back me up on this one.

I can because there have been multiple occasions of scenario #3 going down. Naming names wouldn't even matter since there are too many of them.

Former fujos that want to debut at 18 as female sexual beings but their identity has hinged for so long as "subversive other-bodied genderthing" that they bend their homosexual interests until it allows them to self-Insert themselves into the scenario.

It's why you notice that so many ftms have this weird "let me turn my himbo husbando into trad-waifu breeding stock" fetish. They can never just leave it at two guys fucking. (for reasons that may or may not have to do with porn consumption)

Just strange horseshoe-theory phenomenon that I don't have the academic prowess nor the experience to say much more on.

Have this beautiful masterpiece been posted yet?
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They can have Yakuza tbh, that game seems like it was just made for that crowd.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can because there have been multiple occasions of scenario #3 going down. Naming names wouldn't even matter since there are too many of them.

Around ten years ago this same mass poonout happened in the Team Fortress 2 fandom. Thin-skinned circular firing squad pooners in the fandom, troons in the actual game. Pinged you to testify that time is a flat circle.

I also wish I had the academic chops and funding, or better yet, that someone else did so they could explain it to me.

 

[scathefire]

First trannies ruin New Vegas, now pooners are ruining Venture Bros? can't have shit in this day and age...

I still don't understand why New Vegas is "their game", as there isn't a single troon in it or literally any trans themes in it whatsoever. I think it's just because it's a game male autists like and male autists become MtFs. But yeah, they cannibalize innocuous works of media and transform the discourse around it to make it it all about them.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

I still don't understand why New Vegas is "their game", as there isn't a single troon in it or literally any trans themes in it whatsoever. I think it's just because it's a game male autists like and male autists become MtFs. But yeah, they cannibalize innocuous works of media and transform the discourse around it to make it it all about them.

It was tremendously popular with geeky losers and titty mod coomers and 100% of troons are geeky loser coomers. They all like it so it's their thing.

Comedy answer: it's a game where you can fuck a rotten ghoul stinkditch so of course it's got troon themes

 

[cybertoaster]

I think it's just because it's a game male autists like

Is it? I always saw the 'tists bitching about the writing and the game not having a real good ending because every ending is either "life just goes on" or "everything goes to shit".

But yeah, they cannibalize innocuous works of media and transform the discourse around it to make it it all about them.

Indeed, see the ikea shark for example, they just decided its a trans symbol B-BECAUSE IT IS, OKAY??!

It was tremendously popular with geeky losers

That would be minecraft which is gendershitted to death, see the trans bee.

and titty mod coomers

That would be skyrim, maybe fallout4 too, because those games have better graphics.

Comedy answer: it's a game where you can fuck a rotten ghoul stinkditch so of course it's got troon themes

That.......might actually be it, also Fisto.

 

[Sinestro Chu]

I’ve been lurking at this thread for a good while and decided to register for KF today, here to share an interesting drawing game for the artistic and autistic folks here: Build Your Own Pooner Creature Zoo (Mythical Edition)

Basically you select a random mythical creature and draw it as something a pooner would usually have as their ”””ORIGINAL””” CHARACTERS DONOTSTEAL, usually in a tumblr or xwitter-esque manner to make it disgusting and infuriating

My sweet, sweet friends and I chose to do the Amphisbaena dirty last night, and here comes our totally VALID OCs:

Spoiler: ASPERGERS AND NSFW GROSS STUFFS AHEAD

ignore the spelling error on this one, the artist got a little too high

(To add the cherry on the cake, we decided to all draw the zippertited woman-child fatso cat by memory from the webcomic we all love to hate, Sparklecare Hospital, none of us even get the design close.)

Spoiler: “EXTRA SPERGIN”

We may redraw the SH characters with less butthurt and more recongnizable designs in the SJW art redraw thread when we ran out of pooner creature (poonture?) ideas.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I’ve been lurking at this thread for a good while and decided to register for KF today, here to share an interesting drawing game for the artistic and autistic folks here: Build Your Own Pooner Creature Zoo (Mythical Edition)

Basically you select a random mythical creature and draw it as something a pooner would usually have as their ”””ORIGINAL””” CHARACTERS DONOTSTEAL, usually in a tumblr or xwitter-esque manner to make it disgusting and infuriating

My sweet, sweet friends and I chose to do the Amphisbaena dirty last night, and here comes our totally VALID OCs:

Spoiler: ASPERGERS AND NSFW GROSS STUFFS AHEAD

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ignore the spelling error on this one, the artist got a little too high

(To add the cherry on the cake, we decided to all draw the zippertited woman-child fatso cat by memory from the webcomic we all love to hate, Sparklecare Hospital, none of us even get the design close.)

Spoiler: “EXTRA SPERGIN”

We may redraw the SH characters with less butthurt and more recongnizable designs in the SJW art redraw thread when we ran out of pooner creature (poonture?) ideas.

Welcome to the Farms homie.
The thread has been light on OC Pooners lately, always good to see new ones.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I’ve been lurking at this thread for a good while and decided to register for KF today, here to share an interesting drawing game for the artistic and autistic folks here: Build Your Own Pooner Creature Zoo (Mythical Edition)

Basically you select a random mythical creature and draw it as something a pooner would usually have as their ”””ORIGINAL””” CHARACTERS DONOTSTEAL, usually in a tumblr or xwitter-esque manner to make it disgusting and infuriating

My sweet, sweet friends and I chose to do the Amphisbaena dirty last night, and here comes our totally VALID OCs:

Spoiler: ASPERGERS AND NSFW GROSS STUFFS AHEAD

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ignore the spelling error on this one, the artist got a little too high

(To add the cherry on the cake, we decided to all draw the zippertited woman-child fatso cat by memory from the webcomic we all love to hate, Sparklecare Hospital, none of us even get the design close.)

Spoiler: “EXTRA SPERGIN”

We may redraw the SH characters with less butthurt and more recongnizable designs in the SJW art redraw thread when we ran out of pooner creature (poonture?) ideas.

Welcome home new Kiwibro, welcome home.