Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 86 32.5%

  • Total voters
    265
When the next guy asks me why I don't drink, I'm going to cite a very specific non-practicing lawfirm in Minnesota for my voluntary sobriety.
No joke watching rackets downfall this last year put the fear of God in me for alcohol. Scared me straight. Seeing Ralph fall couldn’t do it cause Ralph’s always been a trashy pos in hindsight but seeing impeccable rekeitas fall was something else entirely.
 
Hard disagree. He is finding new lows and giving me immense enjoyment.
We've reached the smoldering phase of a burning, collapsed, and decrepit building. Sometimes the sparks come out by themselves, other times the wind just reinvigorates them.

My bet is he gonna try and dunk on one of his detractors, I think Warsky and PPP most likely since he couldn't dunk on Elissa or the Farms.
 
Ahem. Allow me to arm chair psychoanalyze Nick. Nickie Rackets has a potent combination of traits. His narcissism has developed into exhibitionism, but due to his timid arrogance stemming from his failson youth, these ghastly traits are now peppered with a humiliation fetish to satisfy his exhibitionism and his desire to make others uncomfortable. Add substance abuse on top of all of this.

Behold the baldo and laugh.
 
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Was he ever funny? He was, right? At least a bit?
This is a MILLION times more frightening than Mandela Megan. WTF, Nick. I'm not even joking right now, this ain't shitposting, a bit, anything. That face is utterly deranged. The man needs exorcism as much as he needs sobriety, and I'm dead serious.
 
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Was he ever funny? He was, right? At least a bit?
I really appreciate Uncivil Laws seriousness about this whole bit. Watching Nick squirm and embarrass himself as a deranged drunken semantic spastic is hilarious. The pure confusion, disgust, and shame on Uncivil Laws face is added comedy on the whole clip.
 
Rekieta's streams are actually make a lot less sense than the clips themselves, as crazy as they are. The clips actually give a distorted sense of how disjointed and bizarre his streams are because he does his random access humor constantly throughout the show.

It will go from the actual topic, to a random access humor tangent, which potentially may lead to additional further tangents on its own before he reluctantly goes back to the topic briefly. If you're just looking at the clips you might assume that there was something that legitimately brought up what he was talking about. In reality his comedy bits are so forced that if he's reached the point where he thinks some random access humor is called for and he doesn't have one on hand, he will pause until he can think up a punchline.

It actually feels like he's basically auditioning his content for his podcast with Dick.
 
I'm honestly amazed Nick isn't complaining about money, even if streaming was his rainy day fund, he went from seemingly a new vacation every month to having to drink cheaper booze. shit must really be getting to him behind the scenes too, when was the last time he did this many shows in a week?

and i'm not keeping track but for the month of april i'd say he made $1500 tops.
he does his random access humor constantly throughout the show.
One of the few good things about Nick's Downfall is that at least we know how Chris would have ended up if he wasn't autistic (but still had the rest of his mental problems)
It actually feels like he's basically auditioning his content for his podcast with Dick.
again, dick isn't going to play that, Nick's humor is terrible for riffing. Plus it forces Dick to play "the straight man" again which was a big reason he hated maddox. Beyond that Nick isn't worth investing in financially. At least Vito is higher up in the comedy scene and just naturally better at interacting with people than Dick.

Which i know everyone is going to act shocked at me for saying but if you check out any of those podcasts Dick and Vito guest star on like Legion of Skanks, you'll see Dick acts like a shy autistic dude whereas Vito is the life of the party. Nick is just a shittier vito at this point.
 
I'm honestly amazed Nick isn't complaining about money, even if streaming was his rainy day fund, he went from seemingly a new vacation every month to having to drink cheaper booze. shit must really be getting to him behind the scenes too, when was the last time he did this many shows in a week?

and i'm not keeping track but for the month of april i'd say he made $1500 tops.

One of the few good things about Nick's Downfall is that at least we know how Chris would have ended up if he wasn't autistic (but still had the rest of his mental problems)

again, dick isn't going to play that, Nick's humor is terrible for riffing. Plus it forces Dick to play "the straight man" again which was a big reason he hated maddox. Beyond that Nick isn't worth investing in financially. At least Vito is higher up in the comedy scene and just naturally better at interacting with people than Dick.

Which i know everyone is going to act shocked at me for saying but if you check out any of those podcasts Dick and Vito guest star on like Legion of Skanks, you'll see Dick acts like a shy autistic dude whereas Vito is the life of the party. Nick is just a shittier vito at this point.
First part of an episode I've caught in a while, he is dragging Matt Walsh for being "edgy" with a 40 million dollar contract. Rekieta always will be passive aggressive about the success of others in the sphere he thought he had access to.

Ooh, a nice Crowder dig: "OOOOOHHHH, their wives drive them around." Looking at a full meltdown, wish I could watch more. Best of luck Kiwis.
 
The “checking on Lady Rackets” thing is so baffling. We are led to believe by Nick that he & Kayla are like horny teenagers but with balldo banging, yet the middle of his live show is the first chance he gets in the day to speak to her? Nick works like 12 hours a week!

He says when you’re married for two decades you’ll realize that marriage is like that. Listen, if a long, happy, healthy marriage (❌) includes essentially babysitting a bitch who can’t exist for three hours unattended, that’s a hard pass.

Not that Nick can be believed. He rambles for minutes about being open & honest while saying nothing, leaving people more mystified than ever.
Either he's lying, or she needs to be checked for OD routinely. I'm inclined to believe it's the former since he can't even be fucked to open up a can of slop for the kids.
 
One of the few good things about Nick's Downfall is that at least we know how Chris would have ended up if he wasn't autistic (but still had the rest of his mental problems)

Don’t really see any similarities between Nick & Chris. They are both retarded but in completely different ways.
 
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Am I over analyzing or does he actually have liver spots under his eye? I apologize for the quality of this picture, I couldn't get a good screenshot, but those are liver spots, right?
 
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I think Nick ‘Chief of Tomfoolery’ Rekieta believes comedy is just saying whatever words you are about to say with the cadence of a 1980s’ standup comedian and BOOM! it instantly becomes funny, no matter what it is, but especially if it’s something you shouldn’t be saying, or if it’s offensive, or WEIRD.

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I’ve also realised what’s been bugging me so much about his appearance these past weeks, not just his wizened façade, but his fucking toothless mouth!
It makes him look like a Muppet!

Maybe the old, good, wholesome Rekieta died a long time ago, and this is a skin suit puppet Rekieta with someone’s hand up it, working the flapping, toothless mouth the whole time.
 
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My autism has been screaming at me to work out what this thing behind him is. At first I thought it was a current model Xbox Series X, however it looks larger than that.

However I then realised Xbox released a little bar fridge that seems to fit the size and shape of what appears behind him:

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A little bar fridge exclusively for your whisky in your stream room?

Wow Nick, you really out alcoholic'd yourself there....
 
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My autism has been screaming at me to work out what this thing behind him is. At first I thought it was a current model Xbox Series X, however it looks larger than that.

However I then realised Xbox released a little bar fridge that seems to fit the size and shape of what appears behind him:

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A little bar fridge exclusively for your whisky in your stream room?

Wow Nick, you really out alcoholic'd yourself there....
I keep meaning to get one of those fridges for soft drinks.

Why would you refrigerate whisky? You serve it room temperature? He doesn’t drink it on the rocks either does he?

Maybe if he’d added water or soda he’d still be normal Nick *sigh*
 
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My autism has been screaming at me to work out what this thing behind him is. At first I thought it was a current model Xbox Series X, however it looks larger than that.

However I then realised Xbox released a little bar fridge that seems to fit the size and shape of what appears behind him:

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Amazon - Xbox Fridge | Archive

A little bar fridge exclusively for your whisky in your stream room?

Wow Nick, you really out alcoholic'd yourself there....
Bonus about that fridge: He decided he wanted one after they were all sold out so he bought a used one from a scalper.
He also bought his videocard from a scalper at the height of said scalping.
He's fucking terrible with money.
My 13 year old nephew handles his money better.
 
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