No joke watching rackets downfall this last year put the fear of God in me for alcohol. Scared me straight. Seeing Ralph fall couldn’t do it cause Ralph’s always been a trashy pos in hindsight but seeing impeccable rekeitas fall was something else entirely.
We've reached the smoldering phase of a burning, collapsed, and decrepit building. Sometimes the sparks come out by themselves, other times the wind just reinvigorates them.
The story of Darth Balldo the decadent calls for a tragic end.
This is a MILLION times more frightening than Mandela Megan. WTF, Nick. I'm not even joking right now, this ain't shitposting, a bit, anything. That face is utterly deranged. The man needs exorcism as much as he needs sobriety, and I'm dead serious.
I really appreciate Uncivil Laws seriousness about this whole bit. Watching Nick squirm and embarrass himself as a deranged drunken semantic spastic is hilarious. The pure confusion, disgust, and shame on Uncivil Laws face is added comedy on the whole clip.
One of the few good things about Nick's Downfall is that at least we know how Chris would have ended up if he wasn't autistic (but still had the rest of his mental problems)
again, dick isn't going to play that, Nick's humor is terrible for riffing. Plus it forces Dick to play "the straight man" again which was a big reason he hated maddox. Beyond that Nick isn't worth investing in financially. At least Vito is higher up in the comedy scene and just naturally better at interacting with people than Dick.
First part of an episode I've caught in a while, he is dragging Matt Walsh for being "edgy" with a 40 million dollar contract. Rekieta always will be passive aggressive about the success of others in the sphere he thought he had access to.
Either he's lying, or she needs to be checked for OD routinely. I'm inclined to believe it's the former since he can't even be fucked to open up a can of slop for the kids.The “checking on Lady Rackets” thing is so baffling. We are led to believe by Nick that he & Kayla are like horny teenagers but with balldo banging, yet the middle of his live show is the first chance he gets in the day to speak to her? Nick works like 12 hours a week!
He says when you’re married for two decades you’ll realize that marriage is like that. Listen, if a long, happy, healthy marriage () includes essentially babysitting a bitch who can’t exist for three hours unattended, that’s a hard pass.
Not that Nick can be believed. He rambles for minutes about being open & honest while saying nothing, leaving people more mystified than ever.
I keep meaning to get one of those fridges for soft drinks.
Bonus about that fridge: He decided he wanted one after they were all sold out so he bought a used one from a scalper.
