Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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HMESTK said:
Otherwise I backtracked a bit through this sound cloud dood's media tab for a pooner fashion show! ft. pet hon and pet negress
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She kind of passes in the face, but only as a teenaged, dweeby, effeminate looking, future serial killer. Unfortunate in the face but those hips don't lie.
Wendy Wheelchair said:
Pooners arrested at the Arizona State University Gaza encampment:
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Look at those masculine lips on Tyler:
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Holy shit? Two TIFs over 5foot 5? That's got to be some kind of record.
 
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So many TIF are basically like: how can I make myself as ugly as possible?

When I think about it, I can see this as a reaction to the all extremely beautiful, fake eyelashes, unnaturally plump lips, big boobs and butts, etc. that you can see on Instagram for example all day. They out just as much effort as these girls, and only in the other direction. God, I wish we'd all just be our natural selves, minimal to no beautification and plastic surgeries... 😔
 
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Beheaded when? I remember seeing a dead one on the back of a truck and another clearly raped chick being walked out of a jeep.
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I saw a video the other day of IDF securing the concert grounds and there was a chick with no head, but I think it had been blown off, not cut off.
Candidate No 7 said:
EMBARRASSING PACKER EXPERIENCE

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Amazing stuff. I only became aware recently that "packers" existed and as I understand they are flaccid-shaped but erect-sized, which is so bizarre. It is meant to duplicate the entirely imaginary joy they think chaps have for having something in their underwear.
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The medium-sized Mr Limpy is like 6 inches long and a lot girthier and probably less compressible than a flaccid penis. That's the medium sized one which used to be known as the small size. The large one, as you might have guessed, is even longer than most erect penises, though surprisingly only 7 inches... I was expecting them to just go all out with a 10 inch Limpy.
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Small size is almost 4 inches long which is not huge. However, it is noticeably erect (you can look for yourself | archive).

I also found this monstrosity | archive (if you don't want to see the fake child's penis, it's only 2 inches long, but it's just a sized down porn-star dick with a semi-chub which is probably really bizarre looking IRL)
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Check out the reviews. You'll laugh...
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You'll cry...
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You'll want TTD
 
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. Tbh one of the most irritating things about the topic, especially in the Ellen Page thread, is constantly being helpfully reminded of possible sex abuse. As though there aren't people in the threads who are very personally aware of the effects of abuse, but who nonetheless still call bullshit on the emotional manipulation practiced by TIFs. I maintain that anyone still involved in transgender ideology, yet still citing men leering as a reason they had their breasts removed is, indeed, retarded or a liar lol
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Great comment. We all know exactly who it is that does this and why.
 
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Hey @JimiHendrix this one of the girls you hooked up with?

Actually this girl is pretty tragic:
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Her thing is that she was in a hyper abusive BDSM relationship. And now she runs an anti kink tumblr blog. But she doesn't really seem to get that calling herself a man didn't stop her from being abused like a woman. And by refusing to use sex based language she is just obscuring the power relationships that let that abuse happen in the first place. Begging pooners to understand that "transandrophobia" is literally just misogyny.
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Top fucking lel, imagine being the job interviewer and hearing this shit :story:
ephermeral said:
Have you ever been trying to make something and had a moment of realization that there's no fixing it, but you've already spent so much time that you can't possibly get rid of it? Well...
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Loving the "Thanks, Doc" chair.
 
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AGP said:
A rare case of a titchop with almost no visible scars:
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She still doesn't pass as a man but at least her chest looks normal compared to the horrors seen in this thread.
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Probably had absolutely zero tits because of anorexia so could do that keyhole surgery. Can't mistake those girl nips tho.
 
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Pooner gear is wild. So many fun choices, colors and price points! I read the STP tips page. There's quite a bit goin' on there. One highlight:

Your pee hole is uh... not the same as any other holes. If you've never taken the time to get to know yourself down there, the location of your urethra may come as a surprise. As much as this may trigger your dysphoria, it's important to know where it's located. It's the only way you'll know how to position your STP in the right place. If it helps, pretend you're Encyclopedia Brown and do a little detective work.
For those who just can't bring themselves to look, know that it's generally located about an inch *behind* your "little guy" (LG). This is further back than most people think and a huge reason people fail at using an STP. People often place their STP so the shaft is directly in line with your LG. But the shaft should actually be in line with your urethra.
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Carefully written to appeal to the young female who is disgusted by and ignorant of her own body.

At first look I thought the STP hollow balls was a design flaw. But it's an overflow reservoir. So you don't get a backed up urine stain on the front of your manly trousers. (Practice in the shower, Doods! Don't get ahead of your hollow balls) But I can't help thinking that no matter how you swing, shake or tip it, there's always going to be some leftover urine in it. Ew. Do they get diaper rash on their mons?
 
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AGP said:
A rare case of a titchop with almost no visible scars:
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She still doesn't pass as a man but at least her chest looks normal compared to the horrors seen in this thread.
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That truly is a good hack job, barring filters.

Thought - maybe she didn't have to get the actual chop? The nipples are mostly symmetrical and she seems very slim to begin with. Lipo of some sort?
 
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AGP said:
A rare case of a titchop with almost no visible scars:
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She still doesn't pass as a man but at least her chest looks normal compared to the horrors seen in this thread.
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Fuck she looks like she just got rescued from Madjanek Concentration Camp, thats painfully thin. She's avoided the classic Pooner dog ear look by being so thin you can see all her ribs.
Anasa Tristis said:
Pooner gear is wild. So many fun choices, colors and price points! I read the STP tips page. There's quite a bit goin' on there. One highlight:


https://archive.ph/VoypW

Carefully written to appeal to the young female who is disgusted by and ignorant of her own body.

At first look I thought the STP hollow balls was a design flaw. But it's an overflow reservoir. So you don't get a backed up urine stain on the front of your manly trousers. (Practice in the shower, Doods! Don't get ahead of your hollow balls) But I can't help thinking that no matter how you swing, shake or tip it, there's always going to be some leftover urine in it. Ew. Do they get diaper rash on their mons?
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I don't know about diaper rash but I'm willing to bet they have a faint aroma of stale piss about them.
Pooners tend to be the type that aren't big on personal hygeine and if they're seriously carrying those fucking weird things around in their pants all day, day after day, and trying to piss through them, I'd hate to be trapped in an elevator with one. I mean really they should wash them out but whats the bets these heccin' valid manly doods are too nervous about getting caught at the sink washing out their manly pee packers so they just wait till they get home.

Pooners are so bizarre. I can't understand why instead of helping them deal with their delusions we are encouraging women with a mental illness thats so messed up they are walking around with hollowed out penis shaped silicone funnels so they can LARP as men and try to piss standing up while avoiding spilling urine on themselves.
I bet they don't even wash their hands, another reason they shouldn't be allowed to work in the service industry handling peoples food.
 
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AGP said:
She actually got the chop:
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I would like to know who's her surgeon.
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Huh.. It definitely looks like there was some sort of incision made but why is it so faded even straight after surgery? I've never seen something heal that fast and not even look angry. Wolverine genetics.
 
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