Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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ducktor said:
I have to say this part about beavers seems entirely made up. Beavers do not slap their tail as an aggressive act, they slap their tail to warn the other beavers there is danger and that they should hide. They do it at the first sign of trouble. There is no way you would be able to even get in the water without them noticing you first, and beavers never attack people.

Also beavers will be found in the ponds they create with dams in streams found flowing into the rivers. A beaver pond wouldn't likely be a very enjoyable place for humans to swim, you would be risking catching beaver fever (Giardiasis).
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Actually not true, they can and will charge a human if they feel threatened. They're also likely a bit more agressive due to their history of being hunted (most animals that were hunted for fur seemed to evolve to be either sneakier, more agressive, or both)
 
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Old article but I lol'ed at this.

>Though it was difficult to hear Page from behind his armload of Oscar statuettes, it is believed that he said something like, "As a man who is very manly and enjoys manly things, I couldn't be more proud of my work, and I look forward to working on more manly portrayals of waifish, wide-eyed ingenues."

Fucked up thing is we live in a time when fucking Babylon Bee articles could be real. I've even seen the most rabid of them trying to say her old movies should have the credits changed because they "deadname" her.

Fucking clownworld.
Here's something to chase the demons away.
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Dr J said:
From the sound of things, she's a seriously unreliable narrator.
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FtMs often troon out in response to sexual assault. In Ellen's case, she removed anything remotely feminine from her body and then had fake abs inserted under her skin. I suppose there is no way to know for sure but she's done about everything to make herself into a less attractive target.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
FtMs often troon out in response to sexual assault.
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This was years before she trooned out. I suppose, yes, she could have trooned out in response to unresolved trauma from that incident but this doesn't sound like a rape or sexual assault to me. This sounds a lot like a Paz de la Huerta 'I didn't want to have sex with that man but felt I had to because of the implications' type deal. Which is not rape. Not from a legal standpoint anyway.

Her trooning out to me sounds like the result of a whole host of unresolved psychological issues and self-hatred, rather than as the result of one incident in particular
 
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Dr J said:
This was years before she trooned out. I suppose, yes, she could have trooned out in response to unresolved trauma from that incident but this doesn't sound like a rape or sexual assault to me. This sounds a lot like a Paz de la Huerta 'I didn't want to have sex with that man but felt I had to because of the implications' type deal. Which is not rape. Not from a legal standpoint anyway.

Her trooning out to me sounds like the result of a whole host of unresolved psychological issues and self-hatred, rather than as the result of one incident in particular
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Coercion. You're describing coercion. And yes, that is labeled as a kind of rape for both men and women.
 
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SIMIΔN said:
I could honestly say this was an teenage boy.
Passes far more than she does today. Why she chose to be a sickly pooner instead of an androgeneous teen-looking heartthrob, I do not know.
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At first glance, sure, but it only takes a couple seconds to dismiss the boy-mode clothes and recognise that is a girl's face. It's much more obvious in the full cast photo posted later in the thread where she's surrounded by actual men.

I'm confident if you took any teenage girl and put her in guy clothes, with no makeup and short hair, it would have the same effect, because they still have the benefit of androgyny early teen years provide before puberty fully gets the job done, but even then if you saw them with actual boys their age it would be immediately obvious there was an impostor among us.
JelloJerk said:
Orange shirt dude? Not the guy with his hand on her shoulder?
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Please don't cast aspersions on Patrick Wilson, he's one of the only remaining Hollywood actors I like.
 
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