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Does Phil get tattoos anymore? Sonju is in California.

Ravenor said:
Run of the mill autist > "special" college classes > met up with Cory and Dusty> start of the weeb phase> skater weeb> full blown weeb> Gay weeb> cosplay weeb> commie weeb.
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When did the transgender stuff start? Also, "skater weeb?" Did Phil just obsess about skating without actually skating himself?

breadandcircuses said:
cheese?
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Love of cheese is something lolcows seem to have in common.

Kengle likes cheese (he piles it on boiled hamburger).
Connor Bible likes cheese (IIRC he once said that he couldn't stop eating too much cheese).
CWC likes cheese (he even said a food he likes is macaroni and cheese).
And of course, Phil likes cheese.
 
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breadandcircuses said:
Why does he hate Chris so much?
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I think it's because, paradoxically, Chris is better at being a loser. He gets more attention, he's more popular, he actually is the menace 2 society Phil wishes he was, his parents actually were terrible, his art is better known and sometimes we're actually sympathetic towards him. Worst of all, he doesn't even try to be this bizarre person, he just is. I don't think Chris actually cares whether people like him or not, so long as he can keep bumbling around, playing with toys, eating junk food and playing vidya.

And that pisses Phil off, because he's jealous. Chris is even stupider than Phil, he makes no effort, but he gets more attention. And Phil wants that attention, because with no real friends and a family he cut off, there's nothing else to validate his existence. If the Farms went down, Chris would be delighted (as long as donations kept rolling in). But when Phil's subforum went invisible, he went fucking nuts. He'll use any excuse to address us or antagonise us, and we just shitpost and do nothing.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Does Phil get tattoos anymore? Sonju is in California.


When did the transgender stuff start? Also, "skater weeb?" Did Phil just obsess about skating without actually skating himself?


Love of cheese is something lolcows seem to have in common.

Kengle likes cheese (he piles it on boiled hamburger).
Connor Bible likes cheese (IIRC he once said that he couldn't stop eating too much cheese).
CWC likes cheese (he even said a food he likes is macaroni and cheese).
And of course, Phil likes cheese.
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Oh no he did skate as in be could strap himself into some blades without falling over, but we wasn't very good at it, also the transfer ever snitch crept into his life through cos play.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I vaguely recall something about "Sakura" being the first "female identity" he claimed , and I also distinctly remember seeing a photo of Phil with that goofy grin in a pink wig.
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Yep there is one from around that time of him squatting in a park with two hambeasts holding a knife over a river called "fishing" in that costume, he wore it a lot about a week after that he posted that one of him on the chair with the "I came out to my mom" bolox post.
 
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Are there any tattoo parlors in Portland Phil frequents, or does he only go to Sonju's place in California?
 
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Where does the "Phil sleeps on the couch" meme come from? I must have missed something.
 
Pillow said:
Where does the "Phil sleeps on the couch" meme come from? I must have missed something.
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He said he has a "girfriend" living with him (which I still don't believe is true), and for the past few nights he had been pacing to and fro in the living room making videos in the middle of the night (because of insomnia and fear for home invasion). Some of us believe that he has been kicked out of the bedroom and have to sleep on the couch.
 
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AnotherForumUser said:
Is it normal that I find it painful to listen to Phil talking? It's like listening to a spoiled child throw a temper tantrum because their parents won't buy them candy and/or toys at a store.
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Everyone's heart fills with hate when they hear that spud babbling his nauseating mush-mouthed idiocy.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Phil has a long history of Hating America and pointing out how wrong the country is.

Name a nation he'd do better in.
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I don't think there is one. He'd need somewhere pretty liberal, predominantly white, where he's able to avoid working and where pretending to be fifty different minorities won't get the shit kicked out of him. Hell, he'd be unwelcome in a lot of America.
 
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