Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I did more digging and came across this inactive account on X/Twitter


The face looks round like Flutter’s and judging by the fact this account is old as fuck and she’s now an adult, it is possible that her looks could slightly change.

Chris said she was 30, which would've put her birthdate as in 1993. Her Twitter (I am never calling it "X" because that's an autistic name) says she was 12 years old, as early as 2013, which would mean 2001 birth date, which would mean she'd have been 22 in 2023.

Then again, Chris could be lying about her age or she could be lying about her age.

It does look a lot like her. Her distinguishing feature is going to be her height. If you could get a pic of her with something to compare the height it'd be easier to tell

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Chris also thinks he is two thousand years old, he places King Arthur in the time of Shakespeare, thinks an office chair weighs 1000 pounds, and makes other huge errors with math, so I have always taken his claims about Flutter's age with a huge helping of salt.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

thinks an office chair weighs 1000 pounds

Nitpick - he said "A grand number of pounds", which doesn't necessarily mean a thousand, just an unspecified large amount. "A grand" on its own can mean a thousand pounds, but only of currency, not weight.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm always reminded, because of how prophetic it ended up being, of the one in-person report a Kiwi gave at one of Chris's hearings in the wake of the macing, about the weird 'petting', and Marvin's response about how he (Marvin) would be doing that with a girl he wanted to get it on with, not his own mother.

A bunch of shit Chris and Barb did together was weird as shit. Don't forget who was Chris Chan's prom date. Barb's always demanded Chris cuddle and be affectionate with her in ways that seem awfully odd for an adolescent or adult child to do with their parent. Barb's a homewrecker too, so you can tell she doesn't really have many actual morals. I don't think we'll ever get the truth on if what Chris and Barb did was consensual or not. Hell, Barb could have been Virginia's Marion Zimmer Bradley and we'd never know. Maybe that's why Chris was non-vocal for so long?
Wild speculation aside, and back on topic. If Chris is back on HRT, I'm not sure how interested he'd even be in a relationship. I doubt flutter is his actual GF, or even a pretend GF. It donned on me that Caden might just be using her to keep tabs on Chris, say to make sure he doesn't piss away money on pointless shit if Caden has to send him out to get stuff.

Edit: I just analysed the photos and a current photo of Flutter and an old photo of from Facebook both have matching facial features.
Noticed how they have the same shaped noses and round faces?

Might be onto something, could be some totally different Finn though. Other people have said it, but maybe think about archiving some of this stuff?

 

[BeatboxBill]

Might be onto something, could be some totally different Finn though. Other people have said it, but maybe think about archiving some of this stuff?

The screenshots I shared were uploaded directly on to Kiwi Farms so they are already archived and all of her social media accounts have been abandoned so there’s really no point of archiving them, but just in case:
Twitter/X (archived)
Twitter/X account 2 (archived)
For some strange reason the archive site refuses to archive the links to her Facebook and Instagram so I was only able to archive her Twitter/X accounts

Since @My Earnest Opinions has been thread banned, I decided to just share the information he found:

I looked up “ja” in Finnish and apparently it means “and”

so “oona-ja-helmi” would mean Oona and Helmi. And the instagram refers to them being a duo.

I suspect Helmi is Oona’s older sister. If she is a 30 year old millennial, you came across her younger 22 year old zoomer sister which explains why they look similar but also different enough

Oh and on that facebook pic from Oona, it says she’s with “Ella Ikavalko”

What did Chris say in that recording? Didn’t it sound like “ELLA!”

boom. There we go.

Another instagram profile; if this is Flutter's sister, then Flutter's sister is/was a midwife student

it's possible the picture of the duo is from around August 2023, though if you look at the guy's history (
the instagram profile pic from Oonna has the IG logo with petri.kekkonen ; it's blurry in the picture but I typed in "petri." and found his Instagram and flickr)

you'll see he's been taking pictures of young female finnish dancers as far back as 2008; there's the possibility that Helmi/Ella was in a dancing duo with her younger sister Oona anywhere from the late 2000s to 2023; I don't know what the age range of that dance academy is. I could imagine, however, an 18-22 year old Helmi/Ella who is a 4'10 womanlet being in a duo with her more 'normal' height 10-14 year old sister, in the early to mid 2010s. The two girls in that picture look like they're both very short

From her ask.fm; if that's Oona on the left, maybe that's Flutter on the right?

On ask.fm someone asked what her full name is and she replaced "Oona Helmi Elisabeth Ikävalko" which makes me reconsider, a tiny bit, if "Helmi Ikavalko" is actually her or her sister. Perhaps Helmi is nevertheless her older sister who also goes by Ella?

 

[Lou Sassle]

Eye distance and shape doesn't change much same with mouth. Someone should overlay the new girls face in Photoshop with eggs composite. If the features and shapes line up fairly well it's almost certain to be her or her sister if she has one.

 

[Naenia Ness]

What did Chris say in that recording? Didn’t it sound like “ELLA!”

I think we really need to stop using that sound clip as evidence for whatever name people come up with as a possibility.

You're gonna hear what you want to hear, and if someone tells you "it sounds like Ella" it'll now sound like Ella until the next person says "kinda sounds like Hailey" or whatever the fuck. It's got too much going on in it to 100% confirm what he's even saying.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I think we really need to stop using that sound clip as evidence for whatever name people come up with as a possibility.

You're gonna hear what you want to hear, and if someone tells you "it sounds like Ella" it'll now sound like Ella until the next person says "kinda sounds like Hailey" or whatever the fuck. It's got too much going on in it to 100% confirm what he's even saying.

Personally, I never considered the sound clip as evidence, to me it sounded like Chris shouting "DARLING!!!"

Eye distance and shape doesn't change much same with mouth. Someone should overlay the new girls face in Photoshop with eggs composite. If the features and shapes line up fairly well it's almost certain to be her or her sister if she has one.

I already did something similar to that and Flutter’s face features are almost identical to Oona Ikävalko’s:

I highlighted how the noses are the same shape and how their faces are both round.
Also, both of them are blonde and got the same last name.
Oona’s middle name is "Helmi" and Ikävalko is her last name.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

This is a totally different woman, cease this autism.

She could be Flutter's cousin or sister or something, but definitely isn't her.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I'm really not buying that this is Flutter.

When we see Flutter with Chris, she's wearing kinda baggy, not very flattering clothes, while in all the pictures of Oona we see her way more put together. Make up, well fitting/flattering clothes, maintained hair that doesn't look like a vaguely frizzy nightmare. The difference in clothing choice could be down to not wanting to be recognised, sure, but she's still being seen in public. And for someone who appears to actually care how they look in a public setting (at least based on the few pictures we have) you'd think that she would do the bare minimum and not look like she herself is on the spectrum.

There's also the face comparison. Yeah, they look similar, but is that because they're the same person or because one is Finnish and one is of Finnish descent? Are the features we're looking at in both these pictures just kinda generic Nordic European facial features?

As its been discussed already, it would be annoying as fuck to travel to the US from Finland as often as she seems to be doing, and chances are far more likely she's an American. I could be wrong, maybe she's tricked us all and was an actual honest to God sauna loving Finnish woman the entire time, but I don't think this is it.

Are we even sure that that duolingo account is using her actual name? If it is indeed Flutter’s, could she be pulling a Chris and "Helmi Ikävalko" is her Finnish name she chose?

Also, with the whole learning Finnish thing, is it possible that instead of actually being Finnish she's just really interested in Finland? Chris absorbs "potential girlfriends" interests as easily as he buys shit he doesn't need. What if she's just interested in learning Finnish and he's just done what Chris does best and go fucking nuts with it.

Idk what my point even is anymore, but I guess what I'm trying to say is I think I need more than some random Finnish social media accounts that kinda look like Flutter.

Edited to add I also think it's absolutely ridiculous that the fucking retard that got threadbanned is now posting on peoples profiles to try and be 'helpful' in looking into this person, and requesting that they post the info in the thread. If you wanted to participate in any discussion and actually be helpful, why the hell did you keep making an absolute nuisance of yourself to the point that multiple people told you this shit wasn't funny and resulted in being banned from posting in the thread full stop. Go back to reddit and jack off to your hairy women armpits.

Sorry for being MATI for a moment, just wanted to point out how fucking stupid I found that.

 

[King Kiwi]

it’s not her, this is Oona Ikavalko in 2023.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErVdOJ2jISI

Hot as hell. Just like Flutter Nutter.

Chris Chad indeed.

 

[FinnSven]

Eye distance and shape doesn't change much same with mouth. Someone should overlay the new girls face in Photoshop with eggs composite. If the features and shapes line up fairly well it's almost certain to be her or her sister if she has one.

The face is different. There maybe is some vague Finnish similarities, but they are clearly not the same person.

What I mean by Finnish similarities is that there are distinctive features shared by Finns, like many ethnic groups, so no “hurt” reeing please.

A lot of Finnish women have what I call a porcelain doll look, glassy blue eyes, slightly chubby or round cheeks, very pale skin.

Flutter doesn’t really have this as far as I can see, but there is some possibly Finnish look to her.

Don’t try to force connection where there is none. This random chick who happens to have a name related to the one on Chris’s duolingo is almost certainly not the woman you want to stalk.
Don’t lead weens to her.

 

[King Kiwi]

A lot of Finnish women have what I call a porcelain doll look, glassy blue eyes, slightly chubby or round cheeks, very pale skin.

Flutter doesn’t really have this as far as I can see, but there is some possibly Finnish look to her.

I thought Cabbage Patch dolls did have chubby cheeks?

 

[Naenia Ness]

I thought Cabbage Patch dolls did have chubby cheeks?

Are you telling me Cabbage Patch dolls are the ultimate Finns?

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Nitpick - he said "A grand number of pounds", which doesn't necessarily mean a thousand, just an unspecified large amount. "A grand" on its own can mean a thousand pounds, but only of currency, not weight.

I never considered that, I always just assumed this was Chris misusing a big word he had heard his dad use like so much else he said and this was his way of saying it weighed 1000 pounds while trying to sound smart.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Yeah, the nose is similar but Flutter's eyes are much closer and smaller, the face is rounder too. And it's not easy to judge from that photo, but the girl's shoulders look fairly proportional to her build and she's probably not so small. Meanwhile look at Flutter, how short her arm is compared to her head.

 

[CrustyDildo]

Bill is not saying that the woman is Flutter, he is just saying she "could be" Flutter.

We shouldn't disbelieve every evidence we got, I am not saying we should turn around be "yes this is flutter" but we should at most just keep this information to ourselves and wait until we know for sure that Flutter is or isn't Finnish and what her name actually is.

Once we know everything we can all put an end to the debate but we need to keep any information we can get so future references.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

MAJOR UPDATE!

We may (keyword "may") have Flutter’s name.

@Honey Pie mention in the Random Thoughts & Questions thread that Chris is friends with a few people on Duo Lingo and I got curious and decided to join Duo Lingo to figure out who else was on his friend list and a name of "Helmi Ikävalko" appeared in his list and when I searched "Helmi name" on the Brave search engine, it shows in the results that Helmi is in fact a Estonian and Finnish name.

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We don’t know for definite if Flutter is indeed Finnish, but we do know from Chris’s past interactions with gal-pals of whom he saw as potential sweethearts that Chris often tried to impress them by taking a big interest in their hobbies (i.e. Chris becoming obsessed with MLP after Megan introduced it to him, Chris listening to Celtic bands after he learned that The Wallflower liked anything Irish) so there is a strong possibility that Flutter is Finnish.

For now, let’s keep a look out for anybody with the name Helmi and find out if Helmi is Flutter.

The only Helmi Ikavalko there ever was was a woman who was born in 1914, took on a new surname, and died in 2008.
Now, there's a better one. Anna, or Geologick.
She has a Youtube and Twitch and looks VERY like FLutter, also uses Davinci, same program as Chris, and is 30 years old.
Moreover, she also stopped making new content a year ago.

https://www.youtube.com/@geologick

https://www.twitch.tv/geologick

I wish people did some basic research...

Edit: Not sure it is her either, but she still makes more sense than this one you proposed.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The only Helmi Ikavalko there ever was was a woman who was born in 1914, took on a new surname, and died in 2008.
Now, there's a better one. Anna, or Geologick.
She has a Youtube and Twitch and looks VERY like FLutter, also uses Davinci, same program as Chris, and is 30 years old.
Moreover, she also stopped making new content a year ago.

https://www.youtube.com/@geologick

https://www.twitch.tv/geologick

I wish people did some basic research...

Edit: Not sure it is her either, but she still makes more sense than this one you proposed.

Maybe I'm a faceblind autist but are we sure Flutter is Geologick?

Maybe she got fatter but I'm not seeing it.

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe I'm a faceblind autist but are we sure Flutter is Geologick?
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Maybe she got fatter but I'm not seeing it.

It isn’t Flutter.