Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

That almost looks like a waiver of attorney-client privilege. Not the best move.

People have been making fun of Nicky for wasting so much money on Randaza but Nicky is so retarded he needs the best lawyer money can buy.

 

[Swole McPole]

Poly is something else altogether. Swinging is just couples fucking and, probably, friendship. Poly is a group relationship, usually an ugly chick with several dudes.

So are polyamorists not generally in open relationships? Are they expected to be monogamous within their polycules, or can they fuck outside of their primary relationships?

 

[Pagan Min]

I wonder if he's such a bad liar just because he's stupid or if he's got some Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome coming on and literally just can't remember anything any more.

A little from Column A, a little from Column B...

 

[feral cat #6385]

There's enough to talk about the Imholtes and their connection to Rekieta like the hot tub stream and everything else without settling on conclusions about the meaning of a drawing of a pineapple.. FANFIC FARMS!

They're going to say that no matter what. It's not worth wasting time worrying about what the cows think.

Oh Joe, I will always remember you for that one blunder, and nothing else, because nothing else from you will come anywhere close to being as funny.

No. It wasn't a blunder. It's in his nature to destroy the goyim.

So are polyamorists not generally in open relationships? Are they expected to be monogamous within their polycules, or can they fuck outside of their primary relationships?

For the sake of convenience, assume they can fuck outside their little group.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Pushing X to doubt big time, I bet he doesn't even do a single locals show let alone 14 of them bad boys.

 

[sixart]

considering he speed run a show less than 100 seconds long AND he can count scheduled + cancelled shows, I have faith

I like Joe for jew on the scene legal analysis - he foolishly modeled Rackiehtah's donos for shots streams and got so messy drunk his wife had to invoke jewish scripture to bring him back... last night was tough to watch since Joe still wants to be decent, too similar to the Kurt stream, and someone would rather talk about ballgags and dildo devices

 

[Oliver Onions]

Poly is something else altogether. Swinging is just couples fucking and, probably, friendship. Poly is a group relationship, usually an ugly chick with several dudes.

That's a polycule. Polyamory literally just means you can fuck as many people as you want while in a relationship with some, none, or all of them. It's just a post-modern label for being a slag.

 

[Maude Snew]

- wife eventually transforms into an ogre to suit your tastes

His attraction to his wife is ogre and you laugh. Poor woman got Shrek'd by those kids. Next you know he'll get all up in their faces and tell them to get the hell out of his swamp.

 

[DienoEnneCalah]

April is definitely trying to show off the tattoo. The position of her body/legs in your first image is awkwardly positioned to highlight the tattoo (torso /hips twisted right with left leg clumsily overlapping the right leg except for her ankle). This is strange because even though her post has nothing to do with the tattoo, it is painfully obvious what the focus of the picture is.

The second image has April balancing her right heel on her left foot at such an uncomfortable angle that it would serve no other purpose but to show off the tattoo again.

Since it's one of those "if you know, you know" things, going through the effort to showcase a tattoo that is notably associated with swinging, and not address it in the posts, does make it look like a signal.

If they are trying to look innocent or inconspicuous, they are doing it wrong.

Also, in that second image Aaron is literally mid-swing, I reckon it's a normal picture to take during golfing, but when she's also literally trying to dogwhistle with her pineapple tattoo, it seems a little suspicious (and funny).

 

[Mr.Bucket]

But that's seriously one of my all time favorite movies. I never get tired of it no matter how many times I see it. The first one that is.

It'd be good for a kiwifarms movie night.

That is if they ever actually decide to play any movies instead of two hours of DSP clips.

I'm not even exaggerating.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Respectfully disagree. Some swingers are young. And there’s actually not much crossover between swinging and the lgbtqiap+ spectrum that polyamory is a part of. (Not talking about Mormons btw)
It’s an altogether more conservative form of degeneracy, I believe.

Most of the people I've seen who have open relationships or marriages aren't LGBT-related. Onision is one I can think of and Destiny as well. I think what the Rekietas are doing with the Imholtes is way closer to an open relationship than swinging since they live in the Rekietas' house at this point, or at least April does. That's why I said they're becoming a polycule.

 

[Schpoots]

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

 

[Maraschino]

Most of the people I've seen who have open relationships or marriages aren't LGBT-related. Onision is one I can think of and Destiny as well. I think what the Rekietas are doing with the Imholtes is way closer to an open relationship than swinging since they live in the Rekietas' house at this point, or at least April does. That's why I said they're becoming a polycule.

Destiny is bisexual. I don't know about Melina but I think I've heard she's pansexual. Doesn't matter, Destiny's openly admitted to having sucked dick(s) (plural).

 

[Chazzed Up]

Destiny is bisexual. I don't know about Melina but I think I've heard she's pansexual. Doesn't matter, Destiny's openly admitted to having sucked dick(s) (plural).

Nick and Kayla are 'swinging' with same-sex partners too apparently so I just don't see what distinguishes swinging from having an open relationship, in that case. The Rekietas and the Imholtes are a polycule at this point, they're all involved with each other on a consistent basis.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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Man, what a way to engage your guest while he's giving an impassioned speech.

You know I haven't seen Joe and Nick side by side in a while. Nick's nose is far larger than Joe's which could explain why Joe still finds it necessary to give Nick deference. That's how it works right? The bigger the nose the more respected the Jew?

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

He's going to crash his balldomobile into a tree while driving home drunk from an Underwear Party at the Gay90s.

Nick and Kayla are 'swinging' with same-sex partners too apparently so I just don't see what distinguishes swinging from having an open relationship, in that case. The Rekietas and the Imholtes are a polycule at this point, they're all involved with each other on a consistent basis.

There are no rules when you're a Libertine Boomer Coomer. Any level of non-monogamy is a fucking disaster waiting to happen and trying to judge between its various forms isn't productive.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

For @AnOminous here’s the screen shots that I could get. There’s a better frame in the second one, but I can’t capture it.

 

[AnOminous]

Respectfully disagree. Some swingers are young. And there’s actually not much crossover between swinging and the lgbtqiap+ spectrum that polyamory is a part of. (Not talking about Mormons btw)
It’s an altogether more conservative form of degeneracy, I believe.

Young people generally don't dress in tacky leisure suits and so on. They're also more likely to call it something politically correct like polyamory. It's the same cuck bullshit though, just with the trappings of a different era. It's all degeneracy.

@AnOminous here’s the screen shots that I could get. There’s a better frame in the second one, but I can’t capture it.

I love the first. It really captures nu-Nick gurning.

What does he think he's expressing with these gruesome faces? Brain damage? Retardation?

I guess I just can't pick up on social cues.

I think what the Rekietas are doing with the Imholtes is way closer to an open relationship than swinging since they live in the Rekietas' house at this point, or at least April does. That's why I said they're becoming a polycule.

It's a good point. I mean are they just swingers at this point, or have they actually entered the millennial homosphere as some kind of fucked up, utterly degenerate LGBTQ polycule?

There are no rules when you're a Libertine Boomer Coomer. Any level of non-monogamy is a fucking disaster waiting to happen and trying to judge between its various forms isn't productive.

I have been hearing about the wonders of this kind of bullshit for decades and never once saw it not end in tears.

Pushing X to doubt big time, I bet he doesn't even do a single locals show let alone 14 of them bad boys.

He's on Ethan Ralph levels of earning. But even Ethan Ralph had the sense to abscond to a Third World shithole where he only needs rent on a shitbox, a torta a day, and some beer. Nick can't sustain his current standard of living on torta money.

Must be rough to be him. I wonder how much of his Fat City money he still has or if he has had to go groveling to his ancestors to maintain his booze fund. We haven't heard of any Hedo II bashes or new Rustangs or "art" of ceiling cats lately, so I don't think he's particularly flush financially.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Pineapple or no, it's still obvious they're doing something, because the kids are currently begging for food in some capacity. Obviously they're not starving... I hope, but Lady Rackets is obviously not being a fucking mom to five kids. I get it, it's tough fucking shit to be a mom whilst your husband is slowly killing himself on booze, but if you're hoping for an inheritance from his oil money, you've got some time to kill, maybe make sure the kids are alright first.

I'll be the wet blanket and say that the possibility exists that Aaron was the first adult the child saw to ask and that was it.

Is the story hilarious? God, yes! Is it incontrovertible evidence of abandonment? No.

Inb4 they go "Oh, I know" then give you a knowing wink,

God, I hope not. She seems like a sweet girl, but a bit touched in the head and airy.

Let alone after the Hedonism II leaks, but even after all four of them were on camera in a hot tub explicitly talking about swinging with each-other while Nicky got his asshole fingered by Imholte LIVE, it is unbelievable that there are still those who try to deny that the Rekietas are swingers.

A sex tape of the BPD goblin getting blacked while Nick plays with his limp balldo in the corner could come out and people would still be denying it. “Umm actually it’s dark in the room and Ricardo isn’t smiling so Nick might not be able to see him and thinks he’s just watching our wife solo, and she’s actually just cheating and he’s unaware of it so TECHNICALLY this is not enough evidence to say that they are definitively into swinging or cuckoldry.”

He will have mega-cope for it. In his current state they are hilarious. 107 fevers, late-night kids' computer activities, and the like... His rotted brain spews out garbage on par with Biden.

I sorta get what you're saying, but I shouldn't need to impress upon you that Nick, and others like him, are gonna bitch about "fanfic farms" regardless of what is actually said in this thread. You're kinda damned if you do, and damned if you don't when it comes to things like that. I don't think that should curtail reasonable speculation.

Case in point: Despite all your research, Nick will continue to insist he totally didn't go to Hedonism II, and Mandy is 100% legit. Also we're apparently neghole pozzing and attacking his kids, and other things nobody is actually really doing.

Me? I could go either way on the pineapple tattoo. I also agree with those who say there's other (and better) evidence that they seem to be into swinging.

I agree. What Nick and other seem to lack is understanding that no matter how FUNNY and WEIRD your life of aggressive monogamy is, people will get the wrong ideas and you cannot simply talk them out of it. He has coped about this before 'Why don't people BELIEVE me when I tell them the internet runours are not true! They just decided to believe what they want, and not what I tell them!'

It might not be true, but we can laugh at the wild possibilities. With cows, truth is often strnager than fiction, and getting mad at the slight inaccuracies posted here while ignoring the overwhelming mounds of hard evidence is also cow-ish.

Anyone stupid enough to go on Nick’s show for clout, knowing what we know now, deserves his inattention and disrespect.

He probably wants to suck off the last TRUMP MAGA people from Nick's audience and does not realise that they are gone already. He is behind the times.

Remember when the Jew would not stream over Rekieta? Now he has about the same time slot and is eating Nick's lunch in Super Chats.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

If following The Spoony One has taught me anything its that lolcows that arent outright retarded will always disappoint. Nicks future is this for a while until he just quits due to low views and nothing but troll chats while he sinks further into degeneracy.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll be the wet blanket and say that the possibility exists that Aaron was the first adult the child saw to ask and that was it.

So why are the kids starving to the point they seek out help from random adults who aren't their parents and say their parents are too busy or doing stuff or whatever to feed them?

I can't think of a single time as a child that I had to ask random adult strangers for food. Can you?