Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Just to check, wouldn't today have been the last day for Nick to do something about April's speeding ticket since she got 10 days to appear from the missed hearing?

This is what a joke he is as a lawyer. After taking visible umbrage at being called a non-practicing lawyer, he proves he's even worse than that. He took a case. A fucking traffic ticket. He utterly bungled it. A judge chastized him on video for his failure to do anything. His client got slapped with not just the initial ticket but the court costs for failure to appear. What did this absolute waste of oxygen do? NOTHING, of course.

"Law Pope" lmao. This faggot still has that license plate.

BALLDO BALLDO MAN
DOES WHATEVER A NO-BALLS CAN!

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Nick is the Law Pope and therefore his legal strategies are inspired by the legal defense employed by Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod, namely doing nothing and decomposing.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is the Law Pope and therefore his legal strategies are inspired by the legal defense employed by Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod, namely doing nothing and decomposing.

Formosus, being dead, did a better job than Nick, being drunk, who instead of doing nothing, repeatedly confirms his own guilt openly.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"Law Pope" lmao. This faggot still has that license plate.

I can fully understand holding onto a souvenir from a major high point of your past, but to still parade it around to everyone after all this time is fucking gay.

He's that guy at the bar that still wears his letterman jacket from high school...when he's 40.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I can fully understand holding onto a souvenir from a major high point of your past, but to still parade it around to everyone after all this time is fucking gay.

He's that guy at the bar that still wears his letterman jacket from high school...when he's 40.

Generally people cling to a past achievement because they've achieved nothing since then, Law Pope has become his version of Chris's honor roll cope.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think his health will continue to decay until he eventually ends up involuntarily hospitalized for a variety of serious conditions. He already looks really bad and IMO he is barely even functional as a human being anymore. He has already lost a dangerous amount of weight and it would not surprise me if he loses even more. He is at a point where it would take very little to tip him over and have the ambulance sent for.

I HAVE IT! THIS IS HOW NICK WINS!

He eventually passes out on stream due to weight loss, then someone calls the police to pick him up. He has a rehabilitation arc, and gets notoriety for bringing awareness to the public consciousness the HARD LIFE streamers face! He is the new poster child for a campaign to increase streamers' mental health awareness and everyone CLAPS when he comes into the room!

 

[Space Pope]

Nick is the Law Pope and therefore his legal strategies are inspired by the legal defense employed by Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod, namely doing nothing and decomposing.

Formosus, being dead, did a better job than Nick, being drunk, who instead of doing nothing, repeatedly confirms his own guilt openly.

Formosus showed up to his trial which is more than the Law Pope can say.

 

[feral cat #6385]

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

Incarcerated due to felony vehicular manslaughter.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is what a joke he is as a lawyer. After taking visible umbrage at being called a non-practicing lawyer, he proves he's even worse than that. He took a case. A fucking traffic ticket. He utterly bungled it. A judge chastized him on video for his failure to do anything. His client got slapped with not just the initial ticket but the court costs for failure to appear. What did this absolute waste of oxygen do? NOTHING, of course.

"Law Pope" lmao. This faggot still has that license plate.

BALLDO BALLDO MAN
DOES WHATEVER A NO-BALLS CAN!

I remember back in 2019, Nick used to take his reputation as a lawyer really seriously. To the point where he actually demanded the late KickVic sped Andrew Stallings retract some claims he made about Nick being an unethical attorney. Even going as far as to threaten Stallings with a defamation suit (Stallings never retracted, and then he died. LOL).

I look at that, and then I look at this, and I shake my head in disgust.

Like I said, if the client weren't April, but some person off the street, his ass would be in a sling right now.

He's that guy at the bar that still wears his letterman jacket from high school...when he's 40.

So, Dick Masterson?

Did you know he was the Prom King?

 

[Seafarer]

Why the fuck would anyone get a pineapple tattoo if they *weren't* a swinger?

"That's my favourite fruit, right there."
"I need to be reminded how I like my pizza toppings."
"I'm a big fan of their upside down cakes."

Yeah I'm leaning towards the pineapple swinger thing being legit because it lines up perfectly with what we know about Nick and by extension the people he associates with.

If the symbol stood for scat play or some shit (heh), I’d be more skeptical (although not entirely dismissive because Nick is a degenerate), but it’s a huge coincidence that it just so happens to stand for one of Nick’s major known vices. And it’s not like Nick really deserves the benefit of the doubt at this point.

It’s way less of a stretch than when some lolcow has a shirt/piece of decor with a spiral symbol on it and everyone gets convinced it’s a pedophila dogwhistle.

So are polyamorists not generally in open relationships? Are they expected to be monogamous within their polycules, or can they fuck outside of their primary relationships?

My understanding is that swingers just want to fuck on the side and be done with it whereas “polyamorous” people want the fucking to be part of an actual relationship, although obviously there’s a lot of overlap and grey areas. Generally “polyamorous” people are also younger and try to attach themselves to LGBBQ+ shit.

“Polyamorous” relationships are also huge, hilarious trash fires and we have a thread about their main subreddit here on the Farms: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-polyamory.35875/post-2721855

 

[TherapyMan]

(Stallings never retracted, and then he died. LOL).

He died with his principles.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He died with his principles.

I remember the sped. I gave him a parody epitaph of W. B. Yeats. It has been a small age since any cow I've known has been put out to pasture. Nick might be next. I'll have to work up something special for him.

 

[Captain Manning]

He died with his principles.

Ehhh, I dunno if I'd go quite that far.

The big problem with Stallings is he claimed Nick had substantiated ethics complaints against him. I could find no evidence of that, then or now. Those are recorded. It's not very principled to claim a lawyer has been sanctioned, when he hasn't. I certainly would never do it.

However, it'll grant it's possible he and others in KickVic had a more grounded view of the type of person and lawyer Rekieta is. It pains me to say it, but Nick didn't turn out to be the person we all thought he was.

Vic deserved better all around

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

This is exactly what she is doing. It’s even more obvious in another photo that’s within the same Instagram post. She is specifically showing off her ankle and making sure to get her husband in the photo.

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Anyone giving her the benefit of a doubt that the pineapple is not a swinger reference, saying she’s too young, or it’s not “technically” upside down… be reasonable. Remember which thread we’re in.

Take note. It is upside down in that pick. In the first hottub stream in December. When the Imholtes and Rekeitas went to a resort for Christmas. April shows the tatoo and says its always upside down when having sex.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Doesn't read the thread.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Take note. It is upside down in that pick. In the first hottub stream in December. When the Imholtes and Rekeitas went to a resort for Christmas. April shows the tatoo and says its always upside down when having sex.

Wonder who is a bigger anal queen, Nick or April.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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Doesn't read the thread.

"Very rare"

IE 5 or 6.
Or maybe he means 5 or 6 glasses of "very rare whiskey". Like a $1000 bottle or something retarded.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

"Very rare"

IE 5 or 6.
Or maybe he means 5 or 6 glasses of "very rare whiskey". Like a $1000 bottle or something retarded.

Oh no, I hope he doesn’t get sloppy drunk on stream and try more comedy. That would really own the farms.

 

[Maude Snew]

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Doesn't read the thread.

"Lubricate my attitude". That's the gayest way I've ever heard that expressed. Also the way he says it the glass is very rare not the contents of said glass. English literature major right there.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Incarcerated due to felony vehicular manslaughter.

Hopefully with Juju or Vito.

However, it'll grant it's possible he and others in KickVic had a more grounded view of the type of person and lawyer Rekieta is. It pains me to say it, but Nick didn't turn out to be the person we all thought he was.

You mean a bunch of a bunch of narcissists, scammers, and Cluster B people accurately diagnosed another of their kind? No way!