Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Oh no, I hope he doesn’t get sloppy drunk on stream and try more comedy. That would really own the farms.

Oh yea. I'd be SO MAD. Because I think of him as my dad or whatever.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I'm sad already

IIRC she was already considered a problem child 5 years ago; shes nicky's favorite for a reason

This affects him remarkably little except for mild slurring and general slowdown late in the show.

that means he quit taking the amphetamines. they literally say not to drink on them because it fucks your alcohol levels, its why redbull and vodka will get you blacking out before you would hit a .08 BAC if you didnt have caffine in your system.

His camera costs $6000:

i'm sure he said the exact product but i'll guess its a black magic camera, that was the big thing in the 2010s and in that price range and swindled a lot of dopes like red did earlier.

to make streaming a viable alternative to non-practicing lawyering.

lol no. i actually have had to hire a lawyer to look over contracts in Minneapolis recently and the rate for a non-partner lawyer was $180/hr for a strip mall lawyer its probably half to a quarter of that just because you can easily shop around those desperate losers. For a new lawyer at a firm they're lucky to hit six figures with how low they have to charge. If Nick could even get hired on as a lawyer at a big firm (he wouldn't be able to even at his most sober and capable) he'd be lucky to clear $300 in a day and thats including billing 5 minute increaments for every email you send no matter how fucking short

I’ve never really been able to “get into” watching Jesse PS; I’m either not retarded enough or too retarded. I will say though that from the clips I’ve seen of him, he does have the ability to get funny information from people about the lolcows he focuses on.

he's the internet version of James O'keefe, almost no one actually watches him but everyone uses the information he gets even if they don't realize it. Jesse PS is an amazing investigative reporter but outside of that is pretty shit, and much like Jimmy, his targets aren't really that smart either.

He probably has a "black mail" file ready to go in the event that she dare separate herself from his alcoholic faggotry

while true, we thought the same thing about May and Ethan's divorce, and outside of some awe some nudes it was a nothingburger. and nick is probably too drunk to find his blackmail either.

 

[Maude Snew]

nick is probably too drunk to find his blackmail either.

That is true he hasn't been on in a while, also smart to not mention him by name or he'll show up and take more creep shots of "gym equipment".

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hopefully with Juju or Vito.

I was about to ask, 'Charged as co-defendants or as the victims?', but then I realised I would be fine with either outcome.

Paedos get the woodchipper.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Nick is just all over the place. I am getting strong coke vibes from him right now.

 

[trash cat]

In the first hottub stream in December. When the Imholtes and Rekeitas went to a resort for Christmas. April shows the tatoo and says its always upside down when having sex.

The secret pineapple da vinci code!

I would love to find this clip! I just rewatched Elissa's edit published Jan 29 2024 and can't find anything pineapple-related.

Elissa Clips: This is *not* a swinger swing stream

There is, however, an admission from April that they are swingers.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick is just all over the place. I am getting strong coke vibes from him right now.

Agreed. Very cokey or some other stimulant. He’s been ranting about Jews for a few minutes now without any semblance of a point. Baffling.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Agreed. Very cokey or some other stimulant. He’s been ranting about Jews for a few minutes now without any semblance of a point. Baffling.

Are you watching this like ten minute long standup/anti-Jew diatribe. This should work out well for him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

All but certain that by "very rare glass" he meant this one:



It's just one glass a stream, incel prudes.

 

[Strix454]

Nick is just all over the place. I am getting strong coke vibes from him right now.

I think he would be doing more breaks if it were actually coke. But he is clearly doing something and is very messed up tonight. Its almost stereotypical drug addict with a fried brain stream of consciousness.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is like one of those big panel shitshow Friday streams he did last year but without any guests, it's just him being less and less coherent while jumping to random topics.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

"My kid figured out to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius while he was playing soccer."

No, Nick. That didn't happen.

 

[trash cat]

Agreed. Very cokey or some other stimulant.

I think he would be doing more breaks if it were actually coke. But he is clearly doing something and is very messed up tonight.

I think it's alcohol and stimulants. He looks cracked out.

He's rambling, his eyes are darting around, his cheeks are flushed, and he's got veins popping out of his forehead.


Screenshot from Friday May 3rd stream, ~3min

Also his nose is TOTALLY STUFFED UP!!!

Could Nick be snorting his Adderall like nosebleed day?

Or is he just allergic to pineapples?

YOU DECIDE!

Timestamp 27:54

 

[Puboid]

Thought I'd actually check out the stream for once, he's talking about how Monty's "snuff film" with an over age actress will make people wonder if the real actress is alright, and that's why it's fine to call him a pedophile. Also the "probably likes sucking little boy cocks" is back, get real.
This is absolutely unhinged lol .

 

[Fapcop]

Take note. It is upside down in that pick. In the first hottub stream in December. When the Imholtes and Rekeitas went to a resort for Christmas. April shows the tatoo and says its always upside down when having sex.

Why the f would anyone get a pineapple tattoo unless it meant something?

Like cherries, maybe some boomer played too many slot machines but a PINEAPPLE?!

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo Cokieta

 

[Mr.Bucket]

i'm sure he said the exact product but i'll guess its a black magic camera, that was the big thing in the 2010s and in that price range and swindled a lot of dopes like red did earlier.

It's a sony of some description. A DSLR *I think*. I remember it requiring an overpriced dongle to plug in instead of using batteries. He bought the wrong dongle (because sony loves proprietary everything for everything) so his camera would randomly die at least once a stream until a paypig bought him the right one.
And yes, I know those types of cameras aren't normally used for full-time video. Which makes it even more retarded that Rekieta uses it as such.

And also that he outputs it at 720p so it looks like absolute horseshit. A $100 Logitech webcam looks 20x better.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Wasn't he averaging 10k+, supposedly, on good ol' Rumble?
Also, gd, his chat is slow. I've seen sub 30 viewer livestreams with a more active chat.

 

[Potatoherder]

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Wasn't he averaging 10k+, supposedly, on good ol' Rumble?
Also, gd, his chat is slow. I've seen sub 30 viewer livestreams with a more active chat.

Lack of being on the front page hurts his numbers a lot. The chat issue is a thing common to all of rumble. I assume it's just that people use the mobile app and it's ass so they don't chat. It's actually quite a chore to find an active chat when i need to debug. Even streams with 5k+ viewers in the middle of the day are ghost towns.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I assume it's just that people use the mobile app and it's ass so they don't chat.

It's been a long time since I've even tried to use the mobile app. It's a terrible user experience.

Watching a Rumble stream via Grayjay (Louis Rossmann's company's app) improves it so much. I know that's not quite the same thing, but still.