Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Had to update my Kayla Decaying png image, it's not often we get appearances.

She should stop straightening her hair and keep it curled. Straight hair with her just looks unnatural and adds to her uncanny valley appearance.

It's 100 % bullshit. He probably was eating some more calories at 33, but not 6-10k. He did claim that he ran a marathon and practiced heavily for it at 33. A year later he conveniently couldn't do it anymore because of his newly acquired heat allergy.

Whenever someone says this I know they’re not doing 80-100 miles a week like I was doing when I ran college track/XC but most likely the typical I’m going to go and “run” a marathon where they finish over 6 hours later which is essentially a slightly fast walk/jog combo.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Minor corrections to item 1: No pregnancies since ~2017. The youngest is about 7.

Thar poor 7yo is going to grow up so fucked up. I'm sad already.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I know she has some thirst posters in here

Fuck, really?!

 

[feral cat #6385]

There's no way that this isn't him glancing down on crib notes:

He needs a better writer. And someone better to deliver the lines. What I am saying is he needs to abandon hopes of a standup career. He's not funny.

a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife

Request denied. And fuck you.

She looked quite good until 2022 in my opinion. She was a mum in her late 30s/early 40s. I’m not into other women but I wouldn’t say she was unattractive back then. Now she looks as gaunt and skeletal as Nick…

Except for the shitty tattoos she looked great in 2022. Now she looks like a heinous horror hag straight out of Evil Dead.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Thar poor 7yo is going to grow up so fucked up. I'm sad already.

If I recall correctly, one of his kids already inherited his ODD. I'll say this again but I'm pretty sure all his kids are fucked.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If I recall correctly, one of his kids already inherited his ODD. I'll say this again but I'm pretty sure all his kids are fucked.

Even if they escape alcoholism, they cannot escape genetics. Hope they get proper treatment. Probably not though, this is nick we're talking about

 

[SargonF00t]

These judgements on Lady Rackets might have more credibility if they weren't being made by people like this:

Even with her recent weight loss, she looks fine.

If she were to lose more weight, then there may be a problem.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

I don’t know what’s funnier: this user being a troll, or a genuine typo.

 

[Peace Through Power]

These judgements on Lady Rackets might have more credibility if they weren't being made by people like this:

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Even with her recent weight loss, she looks fine.

If she were to lose more weight, then there may be a problem.

You can say she looks fine, but

 

[Chazzed Up]

It's ironically sad that her tanking appearance may have been an attempt to appeal to Nick. I'd say she isn't that bothered about whether his attention is on her, but she looked absolutely livid in the hot tub stream when he and Aaron kept flirting.

Worth noting that Nick's preference for skeletal women might be because women look more and more like men as their fat percentage gets way too low. No ass, no tits, no hips.

Anyway I still ultimately blame Nick for her behavior because from his supposed trad/Christian perspective he is supposed to lead the family. So either he wants her acting that way or he's too gay and impotent to stop it, it's probably a little of both.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Legal Mindset aint got no time for shitty Denny jokes


Rekieta and the cat painting in the back have the same look, its the cats everytime.

 

[Sharpeteer]

These judgements on Lady Rackets might have more credibility if they weren't being made by people like this:

Even with her recent weight loss, she looks fine.
If she were to lose more weight, then there may be a problem.

I really don't know if you're kidding or not.

 

[sixart]

These judgements on Lady Rackets might have more credibility if they weren't being made by people like this:
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madfats abound in a calorie epidemic planet - I didn't tag or call anyone out, but thin people are constantly badgered by fats over looking relatively healthy weight

the other layer is ageist youngsters online - prediction: Rekieta and his wife will look uglier every year

 

[SargonF00t]

I really don't know if you're kidding or not.

Just because Rekieta continues to make a bigger fuckwit of himself than anyone thought possible and also became anorexic looking, doesn't mean that Lady Rackets is Eugena Cooney because she lost some weight,

There are previous pics of her where she has quite fat arms, yet from this time period is when some people are saying she looked her best. Ludicrous.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Denny’s joke is bad from multiple interpretations. Not even just Denny’s is bad, but it fumbles the premise of cops eating at Denny’s to kill time in their shift. He brings it up out of no where too.

I know a better joke insurance claims adjusters have told me. They offer to take a client out to some 24/7 restaurant to be in a public place because they’ve seen niggers sharpen screwdrivers into shivs and they don’t want to get shiv’d when they say the busted screen door isn’t worth $3,000. They get recommended a place by an older co-worker because the place has a cop dine in for a few hours a night. So he goes and has a few meetings and after like 3 meals that are so awful a cockroach wouldn’t eat it he asks the cop in the corner if there’s anything good on the menu. Cop replies he’s had everything and can’t really tell him, he’s just there because every other week an insurance claims adjuster gets stabbed by an angry client.

 

[elb]

“Even Rekieta would know to shut up and he can’t even make it to speeding ticket court”

 

[ChromaQuack]

ageist

You are a faggot, you should contemplate driving your mustang 40 over the speed limit on an icy road.

Since you like being a cock and presume your way into little tardlet argumentations that turn to rampant tirades of sheer idiocy and cope I'll do you a solid: it is very evident when a poster barges in here and start coping about a personal insecurity, while it is no fault of your own that your origin as the fourth generation of a line of cousin lovers caused your genetics to degrade to the point you think natural aging in your middle 40s means looking like a crypt keeper animatronic (and it has, evidently, impacted your capacity of cognition in equal measure), it is not something that the rest of us have to deal unless we partake on copious amounts of methamphetamines or various types of substance abuse.

 

[Captain Manning]

the other layer is ageist youngsters online - prediction: Rekieta and his wife will look uglier every year

Nobody here is mocking the physical degradation that naturally comes withing aging. If Nick were getting some wrinkles, or some grey hair, or thinning hair, his appearance would barely warrant a mention.

What you are seeing in him is not the normal effects of aging. The man looks like he's dying of AIDS and alcohol poisoning. The difference in his physical appearance between now and even two years ago is genuinely unsettling. If you haven't noticed that, you're not paying attention.

As for Kayla, I think the big talking point with her is that Nick gave his rant about her body being destroyed, and then she started looking radically different. Rightly or wrongly, people are speculating that Nick might be encouraging or forcing her to change for his own gratification.

In fact, I think it's the females in this thread that are most taken aback by her physical change. I don't blame them for being disturbed if Nick is pressuring her to look a certain way. For my part, all I've really said is I think she looked fine in 2019/2020.

“Even Rekieta would know to shut up and he can’t even make it to speeding ticket court”
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Oh, so he's only JOKING that Rekieta should have done his fucking job and entered an appearance in court for a case which he was the attorney of record, but is dead serious that his wife should have appeared without counsel?

What a piece of shit. Throwing your wife under the bus for Rekieta's fuckup.

These people are insufferable. They really think they're funny.

Fat women!
Stephen Hawking!
ACK ACK ACK.
Kill me.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I think she looked fine back in 2019 when she first started showing herself on Nick's channel. Even 2022 wasn't too bad, but you can definitely tell she's been very comfortable with others at that point (post-Hedo II). Also in my opinion, 2022 seems to be before all the alterations began, and it was all completely downhill from there.

Had to update my Kayla Decaying png image, it's not often we get appearances.

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Here is another comparison of Kayla that highlights her transformation this pretty well:

Spoiler: weight loss + age = bigger, rounder, more prominent breasts (contains side boob)

Whether it's her teeth, jawline, or her chest, looking at older pictures makes it apparent that Kayla is a "work in progress".

Even with her recent weight loss, she looks fine.

A lot of it is the progression of the weight loss combined with photos posted by Nick.

Even with a fuller chest, Kayla looked like she was going to snap in half in the first photo from 2023. The rest of her deflated later.

Nick's takes on weight (especially concerning sexual desirability) appear to be contributing factors, and Nick has lost a lot of weight too.

This is an unhealthy trend.

 

[AnOminous]

If I recall correctly, one of his kids already inherited his ODD. I'll say this again but I'm pretty sure all his kids are fucked.

And instead of stamping that down, as a real father would do, the cuck Karened out at the teacher like the little bitch he is. This is how you raise a lolcow.