Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
It's a sony of some description. A DSLR *I think*. I remember it requiring an overpriced dongle to plug in instead of using batteries. He bought the wrong dongle (because sony loves proprietary everything for everything) so his camera would randomly die at least once a stream until a paypig bought him the right one.
And yes, I know those types of cameras aren't normally used for full-time video. Which makes it even more retarded that Rekieta uses it as such.

And also that he outputs it at 720p so it looks like absolute horseshit. A $100 Logitech webcam looks 20x better.
I think it’s actually some kind of Sony alpha 4 or something like that
its some kind of mirrorless camera
 
that means he quit taking the amphetamines. they literally say not to drink on them because it fucks your alcohol levels, its why redbull and vodka will get you blacking out before you would hit a .08 BAC if you didnt have caffine in your system.
BAC is BAC. The challenge with mixing alcohol and caffeine is that you get the effects of both, and this masks the effect of the alcohol making it more likely you'll make a poor judge of just how much you drank, and also seems to mess up how your body processes alcohol.

I can only imagine that with a stronger stimulant like Nick uses, the effects are even worse and potentially dangerous, rather than something relatively less bad like spending an evening sipping a jagerbomb while taking 2-3 shots. I can speak from experience that the latter won't have you seeing ceiling cats in between talking with the corner demon.
 
I was just randomly clicking through the paused video of tonight's stream and I think I got a good feel of the show without any other context needed.

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Forget Everything Friday - All The Stories That Matter - Whiskey Review

  • Opening
    • first whiskey; Nick doesn't want to do more SCOTUS stuff because it's too dense
    • so he'll do low effort topics like "Wisconsin teacher busted making out with a fifth grader"; ranting about female teachers, women are given deference "due to the symbology" [sic] of 75 year old judges; Mr. American Beauty again engages in lenghty fantasies about killing pedos
    • age of consent laws: "let's pull up the map"
    • all of this is interspersed with comedy, Stephen Hawking count is already at 2
    • American Beauty (~20m), one of the actors married a 16 year old
    • other topics: trannies in high school sports, new gun sale requirements, Stormy Daniel's lawyer testifying, SCOTUS win for Greg Abbott in his crusade against porn because "when he reaches for his dick he can never feel anything", more guns
    • Nicklovesfreepeach is back and wants to talk about Montagraph (~28m); arguing about what constitutes a request for retraction
    • Nick likes the Jews, doesn't like anti-Semitism legislation, biblical comedy, very amused with himself
    • second whiskey
    • has been sniffling throughout, now sneezing, new illness coming
    • dead dog superchat; third whiskey
    • superchat: how to reconcile pedo hate with affinity for Lester in American Beauty?; Nick wants to argue about the age of the girl and the state the film is set in; can't find the info, analyzes Lester instead; Nick is in his element, goes on for about ten minutes (~1h8m)
    • jrock is back to shout out the ceiling cats (1h20m)
    • Nick blames "falling out of the Youtube algorithm" on the Rumble flip
    • Might read the Book of Esther as his first bible study stream on Locals
    • Nick tries to lean into the ceiling cat thing; its name is April... "No, it's Ninja, because you can't say Nigger on Youtube"
    • Nick has an unfinished ceiling; Nicksplaining relationships, you have to fight, a man has to be spiritual leader of the family, every good husband has wrecked their home a million times, because sometimes your wife needs to be shown what's right; sounds more and more congested (~1h30m)
    • fourth whiskey; Locals shows over the weekend; schedule: not at home all day
    • Rumble flip and bathroom break; ten minutes
    • talks about his religion podcast: will be exploring faith, what it means to men and husbands, you shouldn't accept the word of religious leaders as doctrine
    • more Monty stuff, nothing new
    • two of his kids were getting confirmed; him and his wife had to write letters to them about core principles of life, both parents "crying like fucking bitches"; he sounds drunk now, eyes darting around the room, hands flapping (1h50m)
    • "Montagraph is an unhinged retard who probably likes sucking little boys' cocks... based on ten years of history... based on the entire internet... based on his snuff films"
    • drunk and beady-eyed, swaying in chair; still insists that Monty losing law suits means you can call him a pedo; more rehash of the last rant
    • some poor soul asks Nick for parenting advice: "Dude, be you! Teach him how to live by living."
    • more Monty; "The judge in my case says Montagraph is a public figure"; "I've never seen Montagraph not fucking kids"; "His lawyer never said to me 'Hey, will you retract this statement, Montagraph is not fucking kids'. That's weird!"
  • trannies in school sports (2h36m)
    • letting men into women's sports is "based as fuck", fantasy about retired basketball players competing against the best women in the world and "shoving so many things in their holes that they wish they were just getting fucked by Chad"
    • Cgoody superchat:"Go to sleep"
    • lesbians are fat
    • "Guys, look, Fridays are for fun... just chill the fuck out"; Locals over the weekend:"I'm pledging to it which means I'm not gonna do it but I'll pretend to... Most importantly I do wanna start the faith exploration series... For people trying to figure out what the fuck their God wants from them... what the fuck their communities want from them"
I don't know what Nick got up to yesterday, but it was probably more than enough to put him over the hard drinker threshold (15 a week) pointed out by @East_Clintwood. And that's just what he consumes on camera.
 
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I think it’s actually some kind of Sony alpha 4 or something like that
its some kind of mirrorless camera
Yeah that looks about right.

I don't know enough about cameras to know the difference between a dslr and mirror less. I just know it's not meant to solely be used as a video camera and it is beyond comical amounts of overkill.

https://www.logitech.com/en-us/products/webcams/mx-brio-4k-webcam.960-001558.html this msrp's at $200 and is more than enough for anyone who streams at 1080p. Especially with garbage YouTube 1080p.

Doubly so since retardieta outputs his camera video at 720p (as I've mentioned before) according to his former editor.
 
Yeah that looks about right.

I don't know enough about cameras to know the difference between a dslr and mirror less. I just know it's not meant to solely be used as a video camera and it is beyond comical amounts of overkill.

https://www.logitech.com/en-us/products/webcams/mx-brio-4k-webcam.960-001558.html this msrp's at $200 and is more than enough for anyone who streams at 1080p. Especially with garbage YouTube 1080p.

Doubly so since retardieta outputs his camera video at 720p (as I've mentioned before) according to his former editor.
Tbh, the usecase is fine. But it's hilarious at how poorly it's set up. People tried to tell him and fix it, but he said, basically they "didn't get it". "It's so high def it makes me look worse".
People say it's at 720, but I think it's more like 480. I might be wrong, but I can never tell when my vid goes down to 360 if he's the subject.
 
A great night for him with YT barely beating out rumble at $181. Nicklovesfreepeach is the paypig of the night with $60 or 38%. Nick(31197417) said 2 things about steaks. EliePhant was annoyed with the rants by freepeach. Have a gander at the logs but nothing stood out to me.


I didn't see the cgoody rant in my logs but there seems to be trouble in paradise between the love birds. There were at each other all night. Lots of locals people in chat.
CGoody564"cookie, you're a gown adult. if you wat to go to sleep, close the fucking stream and go to bed. you are the only one stopping you from doing say. you've been doin this for 2 hours now"2024-05-04 01:59:39 -0500 CDT
shutupicancook@CGoody564 since you JEALOUS JEW BOY. COME BRING ME SOME PIZZA HO2024-05-04 02:00:23 -0500 CDT
shutupicancookOR HUSH2024-05-04 02:00:25 -0500 CDT
CGoody564"no YOU hush. ""Nick go to sleepp REEEEEEE"" over and over is fucking annoying. So is constantly acting like I'm in to you"2024-05-04 02:01:22 -0500 CDT


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Muted: 0
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more Monty; "The judge in my case says Montagraph is a public figure"; "I've never seen Montagraph not fucking kids"; "His lawyer never said to me 'Hey, will you retract this statement, Montagraph is not fucking kids'. That's weird!"

Randazza isn't billing this guy enough. Come on, Marc. Get with the programme. This fool has got money to burn. Send him another bill, ASAP. I know he's not making shit from YouTube and Rumble at the moment, but his parents are richer than King Midas -- they'll be happy to buy you another new BMW.
 
Nick is just all over the place. I am getting strong coke vibes from him right now.
Agreed. Very cokey or some other stimulant. He’s been ranting about Jews for a few minutes now without any semblance of a point. Baffling.
I think he would be doing more breaks if it were actually coke. But he is clearly doing something and is very messed up tonight. Its almost stereotypical drug addict with a fried brain stream of consciousness.

Nick is spiraling very badly... This is almost at Ralph level...

"My kid figured out to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius while he was playing soccer."

No, Nick. That didn't happen.

If this is the type of brain he had when coming up with some of his cancelation excuses, we were robbed of content...

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Wasn't he averaging 10k+, supposedly, on good ol' Rumble?
Also, gd, his chat is slow. I've seen sub 30 viewer livestreams with a more active chat.

LOCALS chat gets 40, MAYBE, viewers during a show. We are headed toward the bottom very quickly.

Lack of being on the front page hurts his numbers a lot. The chat issue is a thing common to all of rumble. I assume it's just that people use the mobile app and it's ass so they don't chat. It's actually quite a chore to find an active chat when i need to debug. Even streams with 5k+ viewers in the middle of the day are ghost towns.

Or now one is watching a dead channel. This would be sad: a borken man surrounded by his expensive toys and no friends, if Nick did not entirely bring this on himself.

I think it’s actually some kind of Sony alpha 4 or something like that
its some kind of mirrorless camera

It is in the OP under his expensive purchases. He gave the price in a clip.

Nicklovesfreepeach is back and wants to talk about Montagraph (~28m); arguing about what constitutes a request for retraction

Don't give this man money! He won't even gamble it like BMJ. He'll drink or snort it like a homeless person.

When does the family actually step in?

Nick has an unfinished ceiling; Nicksplaining relationships, you have to fight, a man has to be spiritual leader of the family, every good husband has wrecked their home a million times, because sometimes your wife needs to be shown what's right; sounds more and more congested (~1h30m)

I agree with the general principle, but if NICK is in this position, it sounds possibly rather manipulative of his wide to have dragged her down this path he is on...

Locals shows over the weekend; schedule: not at home all day

No shows in 4 days... he needs 14... He has 27 days and has o stream more than half of them now...

The cope clip of him talking about not meeting the goal or doing podcast content would be kino.

ETA: Nick has always promised projects and content that he never delivered, but people gave him a pass on it. He will treat this the same. He does not have thr intestinal fortitude to carry something out or keep his word when it is inconvenient.
 
I can fully understand holding onto a souvenir from a major high point of your past, but to still parade it around to everyone after all this time is fucking gay.
At least Formosus showed up to his own case, despite being literally dead. And ultimately he won it, if you count appeals. And not only that, but subsequent absolutely absurd trials of corpses were outlawed entirely under canon law.
My understanding is that swingers just want to fuck on the side and be done with it whereas “polyamorous” people want the fucking to be part of an actual relationship, although obviously there’s a lot of overlap and grey areas.
IMO it's just swinging but with utterly pathetic attempts to make this degenerate exploitative behavior somehow politically correct. It's swinging for people with blue hair.
 
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Wasn't he averaging 10k+, supposedly, on good ol' Rumble?
Also, gd, his chat is slow. I've seen sub 30 viewer livestreams with a more active chat.
BTW, the same day this was happening, Friday Night Tights had Gina Carano on. I am told they had over 20k simultaneous live viewers. Total views are currently sitting at 163k.

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I am not gonna pretend to know whether Carano's lawsuit against Disney has merit, but I think it can definitely be concluded that Andrew is right, and more people care about Carano's case than whatever drunken nonsense Nick incoherently blathers about these days.

Nick is a social media expert though.
 
He probably has a "black mail" file ready to go in the event that she dare separate herself from his alcoholic faggotry
Lmao it's Nick, so it's more like a "black male" file.
The big problem with Stallings is he claimed Nick had substantiated ethics complaints against him. I could find no evidence of that, then or now. Those are recorded. It's not very principled to claim a lawyer has been sanctioned, when he hasn't. I certainly would never do it.
That dude was fat. Then he was dead. He's still dead. That's still funny. He's fat and dead. The only thing anyone has said about that lardass since he died gracelessly was wow, that dude was fat.

Do you know who else was fat? His wife.

Also she cucked him. So the other known fact about this dead lardass is he was also a cuck.
 
BTW, the same day this was happening, Friday Night Tights had Gina Carano on. I am told they had over 20k simultaneous live viewers. Total views are currently sitting at 163k.

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I am not gonna pretend to know whether Carano's lawsuit against Disney has merit, but I think it can definitely be concluded that Andrew is right, and more people care about Carano's case than whatever drunken nonsense Nick incoherently blathers about these days.

Nick is a social media expert though.
I’m sure Nick would have been dying to ask her the “balls or no balls” question
 
"Lubricate my attitude".
Lmao moar like lubricate my asshole, you fucking homo.
  • all of this is interspersed with comedy, Stephen Hawking count is already at 2
Pure boomer humor, joking about people his entire audience has already forgotten about because he's DEAD.

superchat: how to reconcile pedo hate with affinity for Lester in American Beauty?; Nick wants to argue about the age of the girl and the state the film is set in; can't find the info, analyzes Lester instead; Nick is in his element, goes on for about ten minutes (~1h8m)
Wait, so this faggot finally realized what a creep he looked like endlessly raving about this movie, and then, to address this, ranted and raved some more about this movie? Quit digging, creep.
 
I’m sure Nick would have been dying to ask her the “balls or no balls” question
Lol. Oh, I would be horrified if he had her on his show. The secondhand embarrassment would be off the charts.

I'm just saying, look at his fucking numbers these days compared to the people who support both Eric July and Carano.

Nick totally backed the wrong horse here, and that horse is a cow named JuJu.
 
The secret pineapple da vinci code!

I would love to find this clip!
I just rewatched Elissa's edit published Jan 29 2024 and can't find anything pineapple-related.

Elissa Clips: This is *not* a swinger swing stream

There is, however, an admission from April that they are swingers.

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The first hottub stream was a STMS members only stream . They are in a public hottub at some resort in Minnesota. They say they will go get Rekietas and do another one.....but that never happens
 
"Montagraph is an unhinged retard who probably likes sucking little boys' cocks... based on ten years of history... based on the entire internet... based on his snuff films"
Don’t know why Nick bothers lying about the ambiguous “probably” when in the original defamatory outburst he explicitly called Montegraph a child molester the very next sentence. And he’s still going on about it after again calling him a child molester and a CSAM producer. His addled brain is just running on repeat about outdated arguments.

Also loving that we’ve reached the lolcow stage where he is effortlessly puppeted by trolls in the chat to sperg out on any chosen topic on command.
 
Don’t know why Nick bothers lying about the ambiguous “probably” when in the original defamatory outburst he explicitly called Montegraph a child molester the very next sentence. And he’s still going on about it after again calling him a child molester and a CSAM producer. His addled brain is just running on repeat about outdated arguments.
I hope he has to respond to his own dumb, drunken bullshit he's probably already forgotten saying in a blackout period. Just watching him being cross examined on the absolutely idiotic shit he says every night would be hilarious, the first time he's been funny since he started pretending to be a standup.

I just want to see him respond to himself denying he said shit he obviously said, immediately followed by him being asked to "refresh his memory" with a video of him saying what he just denied saying.
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