Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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OOPS FUCK LOL. Seriously, Discord is glowing like the core at Chernobyl at this point.
The subreddit is hilarious now. The discord has been in SHUT IT DOWN mode ever since yesterday and people are coming out of the woodwork saying they told them so but got shouted down by all the weens.
 
The "management" trend is trolling is so fucking gay and I hate it
every zoomer thinks if they just put in enough time and effort they can successfully turn someone into their pet cow whether it be for the lulz or for monetary gain. Its happening with chris chan, cyraxx and even is happening with newer lower tier lolcows like thewhitebowser and worldoftshirts
 
From what I can tell I don't think it's redditors doing the gayops. Basically the entire sub is cheering on the managers getting investigated. It seems like the real alogging is going on private discord groups.
Yeah the Reddit is surprisingly competent about harassing and banning weens that try to organize failops like "Get Daniel to reach for a cop's gun". And everybody hates content being cucked. Broccoli headed retards in "management" wanted the wildest stuff like the toothbrush or pencil incident to be "exclusive" to them. Were they not leaked later, they would end up becoming lost media.
I like Smokey's content, but he can be a real dumbass sometimes.
Yeah Smoke and Kiwi can get some pretty dumb shit confused when they get blitzed during the live shows, but they're always cool about it when chat corrects them. So I can't fault them too much when it's just shooting the shit with some friends.
 
Imagine the court cases when they need a lolcow expert on the stand to explain shit.
lord please make it happen. I just hope they put some boomer explaining with the most serious voice he can muster about lolcows. Or some milenial internet expert . And everyone trying to keep a straight face and not crack a smile.

- sir can you explain to the jury what is a lolcow?

- A person whose eccentric or foolish behaviour can be exploited to amuse onlookers.

- can you explain meaning of the weens to us

- people who mess with the lolcow in other tp ger more milk
 
I like Smokey's content, but he can be a real dumbass sometimes.
What I really don't like about him is he feels the need to feel morally Superior to make fun of people it's okay to just make fun of tards instead of always calling them predators every 5 minutes

I suspect when the mainstream media picks this up they'll blame it on kiwifarms
Tucker Carlson will cover this
 
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Federal cases like this aren’t something that the average armchair lawyer can try and fathom.

For the mangers and Daniel you’ve got multiple levels of charges. Each state can choose to press charges in addition to the federal charges and IIRC they’d run consecutively.

And with no probation / parole you’re doing 100% of the time.

As far as the mangers?

You’ve got conspiracy to commit a terroristic act, terroristic use of a telecommunications device, revenge porn (the pencil up the ass pics), all sorts of shit. Not to mention the CP….

The feds don’t show up unless they are guaranteed a win.

If you aren’t rich you’re fucked. People spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on defense lawyers in fed cases and still serve time.

And being a minor doesn’t mean shit, you still get locked the fuck up.

Realistically I’d just kill myself if I were any of them. Even if they didn’t serve a day in jail their lives are over. They’ve got a stamp on their record that makes them persona non grata pretty much universally.

Daniel is going to get the least time of them all but honestly id expect him to do at least 1 year per charge and then most likely another year or two on the state level.

This shit is super serious. People joke about the feds and it’s all fun and games when it’s just memes but when ‘gent actually gets involved it’s fucking game over.

I know one person who caught a federal charge for something similar and they got 15 years. And that was for a single incident.

Post 9/11 you cannot make these sort of threats and not expect it to come back on you.

Fedposting is one thing, actually committing serious life altering felonies for the lulz is different.

I’d say I feel bad for them but they are getting what they deserve.

The courts see a chance to set a precedent. Courts talk, the swatting epidemic and IRL streamer issues are well known to the powers that be. And these kids are literally going be slam dunk cases. If people see legit consequences coming from this weening it might cause people to think twice.
 
From what I can tell I don't think it's redditors doing the gayops. Basically the entire sub is cheering on the managers getting investigated. It seems like the real alogging is going on private discord groups.
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Nah, these people are extremely hypocritical, they just cheer at whoever is winning at the moment. These comments are from a few months ago, after some ween gave danny counterfeit money and made him think it was real, finding anything on a 10 seconds vid to shit on Daniel.
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(remember, in the US you are protected by the First Amendment but that protection ends when you yell "fire" in a crowded building when there is none, which is basically what these people goaded Daniel into doing)
No, that is fucking wrong and has been dismissed in court.
 
It would be the absolute funniest if some of the managers end up getting more time in the peepeepoopoo rape dungeon than Daniel.

It’s not really a zoomer thing. His managers would’ve fit right in with Clyde Cash and Bluespike in the PVCC. It’s just that 2008-2010 was still in that Wild West era of the internet.

Idk, he who lives in a glass house shouldn’t throw stones. Discord is a glass house. 2008 IRC, 4chan, and ED were more like a missile silo. Bluespike is probably watching this unfold raising a family and thinking “glad I was never on TikTok.
 
I like Smokey's content, but he can be a real dumbass sometimes.
What I really don't like about him is he feels the need to feel morally Superior to make fun of people it's okay to just make fun of tards instead of always calling them predators every 5 minutes
Smokey's videos are good but holy shit his streams are terrible. It's all WWE game matches with custom characters made to look like various lolcows. At first it's hilarious seeing the fights but then Smokey will then go "Woah Mr. Mutah with the five dollars saying White Bowser is a predator fuck yeah he is brother fuck Earl Dube that friggin methhead predator *hits dab pen* His paypigs have run the joke of White Bower to the ground cause that's all they say in the superchats. Then Smokey will hit a dab and his brain gets fried and coughs a lung into the mic.

Stoners. Not even once.
 
Not to mention the CP….
It would be the absolute funniest if some of the managers end up getting more time in the peepeepoopoo rape dungeon than Daniel.
Knowing TikTok creeps. They were the cunts supplying Daniel Larson with CP. Which is all but confirmed now from what it looks like. It's probably the main thing the FBI is making a case about.
 
What I really don't like about him is he feels the need to feel morally Superior to make fun of people it's okay to just make fun of tards instead of always calling them predators every 5 minutes
I'm with you here, he's moralfagging way too much.
I think it's a cope of sorts like "It's ok to make fun of these retards because they're fundamentally bad people"
 
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