Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[BocchiFan842]

I'm with you here, he's moralfagging way too much.
I think it's a cope of sorts like "It's ok to make fun of these retards because they're fundamentally bad people"

I don't think he does it out of moral fagging. He laughs at plenty other lolcows that aren't predators and his content doesn't feel A-loggy at all. Also it doesn't really feel like he milks things for views. He pretty much only makes update videos when stuff actually happens, unlike some other lolcowtubers who will make entire video because a lolcow farted or something.

 

[Racist Parrot]

I'd love to see him sitting bricks when they showed up lol.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

If some of the managers do go to jail this would do so much for the Lolcow community.
Lolcows aren't funny when someone is basically forcing them to do illegal stuff, they are funny when they do things like just mention in a Youtube video that they have dirty crapped briefs.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

These people are the lowest of the low if the details are to be fully believed. (i.e. if it all wasn't some kind of show.. given what larson did, i'm guessing it was all real) Being a creep and pest himself is no defense for those who attempt to take advantage and egg someone on like this. Let alone outright trick them a/o play with their head. It may not be criminal (MAY not) but it also makes you somehow worse than the person themselves. Especially if the person is mentally fucked. (as in 'would be locked up in a hospital' in any other era)

Another extreme example of why "look but don't touch" is so fucking important! Not only to keep from getting de-platformed, or to hold a high ground and stay on one side of a line.. or even for ethical or moral reasoning... This shit, dealing with these types of people, can easily spiral into legal troubles. This isn't simple or innocent trolling like in the old days of /b/ and the chans etc.. This is orders beyond and worse than that.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Brief recap of managers most likely in deep and meaningful conversations with the federales right now. If the archives were posted previously I couldn't find them with a basic search.

Clark, who posted the FBI at his workplace is a broccoli-haired trust fund frat boy (thank you @Spunt for that elegant description) who claimed to be Daniel's lawyer. Here he is interviewed in a video posted by Flexburger December 2023 [interview at 7m 15s].

Dylan Clark / black clark / Blark is the melanated 27 year old manager with a teenage history of terroristic threats against schools. There's no indication online the fedbois are talking to him but it seems inevitable given his priors. Article archive


In spoiler is a series of Dylan's interviews of Daniel, including post-jail in March this year.

Spoiler

September 14, 2023

September 15, 2023

January 4, 2024

March 2024 post-jail interview

Flexburger / Josh Wells was officially cut loose as management back in 2021 but remains active in the community. He's thought to have leaked the pedo Pinterests and was responsible for Daniel's early indecent exposures, and later conducted an AMA to mark the anniversary of the most notable of Dan's penis-baring [archive]. He released the top video doxing Clark after the feds' interest was known and comes across as a self-regarded puppetmaster type and a pernicious ween likely to proactively co-operate with authorities to deflect from his own ops.

 

[FinnSven]

lord please make it happen. I just hope they put some boomer explaining with the most serious voice he can muster about lolcows. Or some milenial internet expert . And everyone trying to keep a straight face and not crack a smile.

- sir can you explain to the jury what is a lolcow?

- A person whose eccentric or foolish behaviour can be exploited to amuse onlookers.

- can you explain meaning of the weens to us

- people who mess with the lolcow in other tp ger more milk

If they can find a judge who is well aware of lolcows and internet culture, but old enough and dry humored enough to pretend to be totally ignorant of it, that would be sheer comedy gold.

Especially if after passing down sentence he declares “pwned”.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

If they can find a judge who is well aware of lolcows and internet culture, but old enough and dry humored enough to pretend to be totally ignorant of it, that would be sheer comedy gold.

Especially if after passing down sentence he declares “pwned”.

Bring in Null as an expert witness.

 

[Ebony Odogaron]

Federal agents are slowly but surely showing up to every "managers" work and home. I'd share the video, unfortunately, all I have access to is this Discord screenshot from the Reddit Discord.

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Damn, jersh called it. Fucked around and found out.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Enjoy prison, manager children.

 

[MidZeRo]

Has no one blamed Kiwifarms, a Website, for this yet?
Surely some idiot tranny working for a shitrag has seen this.
"KiwiFarms users caught after manipulating and blackmailing innocent schizo into hate criming minor"
Literal terrorist regimes get blamed for less people's bullshit than this website.

 

[GentleGenosha]

Has no one blamed Kiwifarms, a Website, for this yet?

99.99% of everyone that’s interested in Daniel views Daniel as a “TikTok person” so I doubt Kiwifarms would be on anyone’s mind as far as to anything Daniel related.

 

[Twrx]

I always find Daniel doing jumping jacks, in the most retarded way ever. Watch his hands when they're above that hydrocephalus skull of his, wrists turn downward making a autistic.hear.

Watch an Afghani or Iraqi do them

 

[Nate Higgers]

Brief recap of managers most likely in deep and meaningful conversations with the federales right now. If the archives were posted previously I couldn't find them with a basic search.

Clark, who posted the FBI at his workplace is a broccoli-haired trust fund frat boy (thank you @Spunt for that elegant description) who claimed to be Daniel's lawyer. Here he is interviewed in a video posted by Flexburger December 2023 [interview at 7m 15s].
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Dylan Clark / black clark / Blark is the melanated 27 year old manager with a teenage history of terroristic threats against schools. There's no indication online the fedbois are talking to him but it seems inevitable given his priors. Article archive
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In spoiler is a series of Dylan's interviews of Daniel, including post-jail in March this year.

Spoiler

September 14, 2023
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September 15, 2023
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January 4, 2024
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March 2024 post-jail interview
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Flexburger / Josh Wells was officially cut loose as management back in 2021 but remains active in the community. He's thought to have leaked the pedo Pinterests and was responsible for Daniel's early indecent exposures, and later conducted an AMA to mark the anniversary of the most notable of Dan's penis-baring [archive]. He released the top video doxing Clark after the feds' interest was known and comes across as a self-regarded puppetmaster type and a pernicious ween likely to proactively co-operate with authorities to deflect from his own ops.

I’m glad that Clark faggot is getting bent over and driven with diameter by the glowniggers. He looks exactly like what I think of when I imagine a contemptible subhuman zoomer whose entire existence centers around clout chasing online for validation. I could only tolerate 30-40 seconds of that section of the video before I closed it out.

I hope he gets the maximum amount of time.

 

[I glow in the dark]

Has no one blamed Kiwifarms, a Website, for this yet?
Surely some idiot tranny working for a shitrag has seen this.

I doubt it, Daniel isn't a tranny so it's not worth trying to lie about us to defend him. Also it's very likely Daniel was coerced to making those bomb threats as his own weens are now getting investigated by the feds, which everyone on here were telling the weens to not go that far, which Daniel's hate-fanbase is now parroting on reddit.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Nah, these people are extremely hypocritical, they just cheer at whoever is winning at the moment. These comments are from a few months ago, after some ween gave danny counterfeit money and made him think it was real, finding anything on a 10 seconds vid to shit on Daniel.

Being honest, that shit was hilarious IMO. I'm no legal expert but I believe it's not a crime unless he at any point said or implied that it was legal tender and not in fact prop money. Now the legality of giving it to a schizophrenic retard who will believe it's real regardless because he thinks he's famous and rich but unable to access his money, I'm unsure.
But after watching Adam Savage's showcase and history of prop money, I do know that the Secret Service absolutely does not fuck around with any kind of imitation currency because of all the raids and ire print and prop shops frequently incur because of it. No matter how many times it's happened before, how compliant and cooperative they may be or how well known they are.

 

[Goatchoker]

Has no one blamed Kiwifarms, a Website, for this yet?
Surely some idiot tranny working for a shitrag has seen this.
"KiwiFarms users caught after manipulating and blackmailing innocent schizo into hate criming minor"
Literal terrorist regimes get blamed for less people's bullshit than this website.

Nah. The best part is that they can’t fucking blame the farmers for this one.

Pages of “this is fucked” we will not be blamed for this.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Has no one blamed Kiwifarms, a Website, for this yet?
Surely some idiot tranny working for a shitrag has seen this.
"KiwiFarms users caught after manipulating and blackmailing innocent schizo into hate criming minor"
Literal terrorist regimes get blamed for less people's bullshit than this website.

Aside from the obvious that we had no involvement in his management Daniel is also a white straight guy so they can't spin it into "NEO-NAZI STALKING WEBSITE KIWIFARMS TERRORIZING TRANS PEOPLE OF COLOR" no one cares about a mentally ill white person.

 

[Meat Target]

Smokey's videos are good but holy shit his streams are terrible. It's all WWE game matches with custom characters made to look like various lolcows. At first it's hilarious seeing the fights but then Smokey will then go "Woah Mr. Mutah with the five dollars saying White Bowser is a predator fuck yeah he is brother fuck Earl Dube that friggin methhead predator *hits dab pen* His paypigs have run the joke of White Bower to the ground cause that's all they say in the superchats. Then Smokey will hit a dab and his brain gets fried and coughs a lung into the mic.

Stoners. Not even once.

I treat basically anyone's stream like a podcast. I just listen to the audio and ignore what's happening on-screen.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

And that Clyde Cash never made Chris do anything outright illegal like yelling terroristic threats (remember, in the US you are protected by the First Amendment but that protection ends when you yell "fire" in a crowded building when there is none, which is basically what these people goaded Daniel into doing) in public places, if Chris ever did that he did it all 100% of his own choice and free will. If anything, Daniel's "managers" are more like the Idea Guys and even Joshua Wise never drove Chris to make borderline terroristic threats in public places (though the extortion is illegal and it's a shame he'll never face repercussions for it, but I digress).

Actually you totally can legally do "yelling fire in a crowded theater"

In his opinion, Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes wrote that "the most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic." However, this idea was introduced as an analogy, meant to illustrate that, as Trevor Timm wrote in The Atlantic in 2012, "the First Amendment is not absolute. It is what lawyers call dictum, a justice's ancillary opinion that doesn't directly involve the facts of the case and has no binding authority." The phrase, though an oft-repeated axiom in debates about the First Amendment, is simply not the law of the land now, nor has it ever been—something made all the more apparent when Schenk v. United States was largely overturned in 1969 by Brandenburg v. Ohio.

"Anyone who says 'you can't shout fire! in a crowded theatre' is showing that they don't know much about the principles of free speech, or free speech law—or history," Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression President Greg Lukianoff wrote in 2021. "This old canard, a favorite reference of censorship apologists, needs to be retired. It's repeatedly and inappropriately used to justify speech limitations."

https://reason.com/2022/10/27/yes-you-can-yell-fire-in-a-crowded-theater/

 

[The Dude]

Let this be a lesson that cow tipping and weening is for faggots.

It won't. We all know that.

@Spunt I think you're giving Beak Nose too much credit. At best he knows real cops can kick his ass and carry weapons, while the security guard is usually unarmed, by themselves, and either as scrawny as himself or out of shape. Cops also tend to bring friends.