Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

So when do we get our own sub board? @Null.

When will you dumb niggers understand, there's not enough orbiters and content for a board. Rekieta is a self-contained failure who can't be bothered to stream half the time

 

[AnOminous]

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The ceiling Phil.

I love him being so insane and angry. It's hilarious. Just look at him staring insanely into space. He's so pissed. And he can't do anything at all about it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

So when do we get our own sub board?

A sub board all for Rackets would be so empty - lets see, you got Nick's thread, Drex's thread (my favorite, but still basically dead), the Monty suit, and what else. Other people/threads you could probably think to mention more-so belong in other places (like in the Ethan Ralph sub for example), or really just aren't worth making, as there's so little there to warrant an entirely new thread for.

Almost everything related to Nick is fine right here. He's our lovable fake-lawyer pin cushion, but he's not like, infamous, like CWC, Ralph or DSP. Just a drunk, bitter, sex perverted failure. Most people probably don't care outside of our space.


Also as I'm writing this, I put this part in a spoiler tag for those that don't care

Spoiler: My progress on the sequel to the Rekieta Balldolot video

It’s coming along nicely. This one is a full on movie/musical - beginning to end is about 25 minutes. All the footage is laid down, and I’m at the point of inserting all the voice dialogue – I’ve finally tried out these AI tools some of you use to make these Nick Rekieta songs, and I'm using it to fill in some holes in the dialogue, as well as taking voice clips from these people’s actual streams/videos, which all takes forever because if it sounds too fake, then I’m not happy with it and try something else.

I’m trying to make it feel like an actual feature film on if Nick and his awful gang of pals were in a heavy metal themed 14th-century time period. I will say there are some parts that are pretty dark/grim, and there are a couple parts in particular where I’m thinking “I don’t know if I want to do that, that might be going too far.” I’ve thought about changing the whole thing to make those parts not necessary and take them out, but then it just wouldn’t be the same.

I know there will be some that won’t like the direction this goes, or think it's too long for what it is, etc, and that’s fine. I do hope it makes at least an entertaining thing in the Balldo world for the site to enjoy.

 

[AnOminous]

A sub board all for Rackets would be so empty - lets see, you got Nick's thread, Drex's thread (my favorite, but still basically dead), the Monty suit, and what else.

Nothing. He's a gigantic faggot but really, his own thread is all he deserves. There is no forum material for this loser.

The ceiling Phil.

Look at his absolute anger and his impotence. Look at how obviously pissed off he is, just from his facial expression, and how he can't do anything at all about it. He's just utterly angry, but can't do anything about it at all. LMAO.

 

[AltisticRight]

So when do we get our own sub board? @Null.

When Balldo releases a sex tape like Ethan Ralph did.
No, I don't want to see your sex tape, Cokieta.

 

[JackoVerde]

When will you dumb niggers understand, there's not enough orbiters and content for a board. Rekieta is a self-contained failure who can't be bothered to stream half the time

Null should charge one rack a month for a new unneeded sub thread .
you want it so bad, pay up.

 

[Chazzed Up]

A sub board all for Rackets would be so empty - lets see, you got Nick's thread, Drex's thread (my favorite, but still basically dead), the Monty suit, and what else. Other people/threads you could probably think to mention more-so belong in other places (like in the Ethan Ralph sub for example), or really just aren't worth making, as there's so little there to warrant an entirely new thread for.

Almost everything related to Nick is fine right here. He's our lovable fake-lawyer pin cushion, but he's not like, infamous, like CWC, Ralph or DSP. Just a drunk, bitter, sex perverted failure. Most people probably don't care outside of our space.

Da Sektur and the Comicsgate grifters have enough overlap that they could all probably be one subforum at this point.

To be fair though DSP's subforum and Chris's to an extent aren't really an orbiter aggregate, they are/were used like oldschool subforums where threads are made about different topics in relation to the person of interest. I do think content would be easier to catch up on if it wasn't all in the same thread with different conversations going on, but I realize every cow can't have that kind of forum real estate.

 

[RotPockets]

While watching this shit I realized who Nick is emulating.
Harman watching Nick suck his own dick for Coke.
Nick is acting like Robin Williams auditioning for the role of Juno.
(Edit: at minute 55 a YouTube comment makes a similar comparison to Robin Williams.)

 

[Sharpeteer]

He is acting like Robin Williams auditioning for the role of Juno.

I remember this, haven't seen it in years. Okay that was pretty funny, and it managed to not cutaway every 30 seconds, and do just one thing the whole time.

 

[AnOminous]

Very brave of Nick to pour his heart out to Phil like that:

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Look at how utterly mind-broken this faggot is. Just look at him.

And laugh insanely, like I am. Look at his face. Look at his fucking face!

Look at how miserable he is!

Very brave of Nick to pour his heart out to Phil like that:

All he had to do was take advice. Look what he chose to do instead. Look how it worked out for this stupid spastic faggot.

When Balldo releases a sex tape like Ethan Ralph did.

BALLDO MAN BALLDO MAN
DOES WHATEVER A BALLDO CAN!

Jesus Christ when did Nick start looking like an AIDS carrier?

Literally years ago. He has been an obvious AIDS patient for YEARS. What the fuck is wrong with you that it took you so long to notice this you goddamn idiot?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Look at how utterly mind-broken this faggot is. Just look at him.

And laugh insanely, like I am. Look at his face. Look at his fucking face!

Look at how miserable he is!

Most pathetic display he's ever done.

 

[AnOminous]

Most pathetic display he's ever done.

How does he even do this? He says weird. Like that isn't pathetic just on its own.

And look at his nose. It's so red and enlarged. WEIRD. Nose incredibly huge. And everything he's saying is completely retarded.

 

[kidatari]

Ever since Null broke up with Rekieta, Rekieta's life has been spiraling out of control.
What Rekieta needs is therapy

 

[AnOminous]

Ever since Null broke up with Rekieta, Rekieta's life has been spiraling out of control.
What Rekieta needs is therapy

That boy needs therapy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8J_mpHTDo

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

While watching this shit I realized who Nick is emulating.
Harman watching Nick suck his own dick for Coke.
Nick is acting like Robin Williams auditioning for the role of Juno.
(Edit: at minute 55 a YouTube comment makes a similar comparison to Robin Williams.)

LMFAO I was thinking of that exact fucking clip! He really is trying to be Robin Williams. How many suicide jokes would we get if Nick talked about Robin Williams?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus fucking Christ
How. Did. He. Get. Worse??

I haven't followed Baldo since Thanksgiving, I thought he was pretty much fucked and burned out.
He's somehow managed to get worse lol.
He really looks like shit now too.
He's too skinny to be an alcoholic alone.
Is he on meth?
It would explain how fucked he looks and how twitchy he's gotten.
Seriously its really noticeable since I last looked in his cage?

And now DSP is shitting on him

Balldo is like Frank n Furter at the end of the Rocky Horror show, he's turned into such a degenerate hedonistic faggot even other faggots are looking down on him

Its over. Dump his ass in the alley behind the nearest gay bar, the cleaners will take care of the rest.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Jesus fucking Christ
How. Did. He. Get. Worse??

I haven't followed Baldo since Thanksgiving, I thought he was pretty much fucked and burned out.
He's somehow managed to get worse lol.
He really looks like shit now too.
He's too skinny to be an alcoholic alone.
Is he on meth?
It would explain how fucked he looks and how twitchy he's gotten.
Seriously its really noticeable since I last looked in his cage?

I was just driving by to say this too. Dropped in to see wtf the “dear John” shit is, and I was SHOCKED at how bad he looked. Had a watch of a stream from Friday, he looks and sounds like SHIT.

I think I’m going to spend a couple weeks away from alcohol.

 

[Null]

Stop fucking bothering me about a board! All he does is drink himself to death on his own show! It is perfectly contained in one thread.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

His kitchen is a cluttered mess.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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His kitchen is a cluttered mess.

Is this from a recent Locals stream?