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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

You are a digital electronic timer.

hah I've never heard it put that way. I sus you might have been called something like this and that's how you know lol.

Almost getting it. Begging for convincing lies.

Is it really that hard to figure out if you're bleeding down there its cuz you should't have cut off yer cock. Like no you do not have all the parts and have no reason to bleed down there. Also WHY would you want to bleed down there, that's gotta be the worst part of being a woman(I guess I'm not a woman but it sounds nasty)

I presume he means a wider pelvis not merely more fat?

What the hell is a WHR anyway? I've never heard of this magical measurement? And sorry your a man and will never have wide hips cuz you don't need them. Wide hips are designed for child birth not for your perverted fetish fuel. It's kinda sad these kids aren't even 20 yet and already ruining there life. When I was in my 20s all I did was follow the Grateful Dead and do acid and my parents constantly bitched how I was ruining my life, lol

 

[Got Milk!]

Borrowed from @Jonah Hill poster in a different thread:



Get oppression stacked faggot.

 

[FinnSven]

Remember that debate about tomboys? I've always believed tomboys as a concept don't really make sense because men and women can be into things that aren't traditionally subscribed to their gender. But not these guys, for them it's the exact opposite: If you aren't into "manly" things you're legally a woman and vice versa.

The other thing is that even if some guys claim that men who don't like sport are probably gay, there is a way broader scope in what is considered male, if not manly, interests and behaviors.

Wanted to be a teacher? Well, younger kids are out, but 8 plus, you can be a schoolmaster. If you really want to teach young kids, its often way easier for a male teacher to become a head of a primary school.
Want to cook? You become a chef. You can make the fairest of fairy cakes with pink icing and wings but they still won't call being a chef a womanly pursuit.
Florist? Sure. Flowers are poofy, but you want a man to recommend the right ones to gain access to your girls knickers.
Hell, it was even not unacceptable for a man to be a dressmaker, provided he made men's clothes as well.
Cut hair? Well barbers were always men's men. Where you got a shave and a Durex for the weekend.
Ladies hair? Well even if you are somehow straight and want to cut ladies hair, the few straight ones I have known have always been dripping in gash.
And not for beard purposes either.

The other male interests that are not sport or guns or cars, well, its shit like science and rocks and, maths. These are not exactly girly things. And of course, computers.

While of course it was not reciprocated, with girls liking manly things considered unusual and there being less avenues for girls to do "manly" stuff in acceptable ways, it still was tolerated and accepted when they did.
At least in western society.

 

[I call shenanigans]

What the hell is a WHR anyway?

Waist Height Ratio. It’s actually a measured for health/obesity. Not for hourglass figure. That would require hip:waist:bust.

ETA: https://www.health-calc.com/diet/waist-to-height-ratio

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Waist Height Ratio. It’s actually a measured for health/obesity. Not for hourglass figure. That would require hip:waist:bust.

ETA: https://www.health-calc.com/diet/waist-to-height-ratio

I think they mean waist-to-hip ratio.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Link

 

[SwanSwanson]

Ask me how I know

I'm curious

 

[I call shenanigans]

I think they mean waist-to-hip ratio.

Even then, it’s still a health risk/obesity measure, and not an hourglass female figure measure.

https://www.healthline.com/health/waist-to-hip-ratio

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Scary as fuck. If she wants a silver lining, she should be glad it's not Locked In Syndrome like one of them got recently.

@Gar For Archer : here.

When was this?

 

[Cuckoman]

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Why are all these autists always broke?

"When I get money for equipment" WTF, a super basic cricket-set is like 10$ and include a bat, a wicket and a ball that you can then bring to the beach or the park for a quick game with friends.

Troons need to plan for and save up for a 10$ recreational purchase?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

if you were an actual male instead of a metally ill female

Spoiler: You know it's true

 

[behindyourightnow]

To be fair, TIFs never seem to become beer chugging truckers, either.

The concept of the self or "gender" existing in relation to others simply does not occur to them. It's all inward-focused from start to finish: how can my atomized self express itself qua atomized self, via my own self-serving choices and consumer products?

The gender stereotypes they embrace are stripped of any connection to other people. How many times do you see a male troon yearning to spend his time raising and caring for relatives (not just "being pregnant and having a baby," which isn't really perceived as involving a separate human), baking or knitting gifts for loved ones, volunteering in the community? And how many times do female troons yearn to be providers and protectors?

Nope, they strip away all that inconvenient stuff involving other people that has always made up the bulk of "gender roles", so that all that's left of "gender" is clothing, cosmetic surgery, and how others perceive and cater to them, their own feelings and euphoria. Family, friends, society, children, other humans fundamentally do not matter. Deeply ironic considering that they harp on about gender as a social construct and call themselves communists.

Even if these people could somehow change sex they'd still be miserable because this kind of self-obsession is inimical to human happiness.

Thread tax for my dumb sperging:

Spoiler: text

I've been on T for 8 years or so now, and at the end of the day, I'm still the same useless sack of shit I've always been. I just have a beard now.

Posted 8 days ago; no one bothered replying.

 

[Esmeraude]

The kind folk of the Kiwi Farms will no doubt have some suggestions to help this poor enby out.

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Spoiler: nameless pain

Really struggling with a name. Out to myself when i was like 8…… never really been in the closet but people just call me by my first two initials which also just doesnt fit. Trying to choose a name but the name i chose i ended up disliking. Having a stutter when introducing myself affects my reputation; having an inability to introduce myself affects my career and already has significantly. Tried random names, etc etc, have put a lot of thought into this and just can’t find a right name. .. really hurts my well being.. any advice is appreciated…

Maybe she should go to Guillaume Labelle’s forming Troonlag

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

The concept of the self or "gender" existing in relation to others simply does not occur to them. It's all inward-focused from start to finish: how can my atomized self express itself qua atomized self, via my own self-serving choices and consumer products?

The gender stereotypes they embrace are stripped of any connection to other people. How many times do you see a male troon yearning to spend his time raising and caring for relatives (not just "being pregnant and having a baby," which isn't really perceived as involving a separate human), baking or knitting gifts for loved ones, volunteering in the community? And how many times do female troons yearn to be providers and protectors?

Nope, they strip away all that inconvenient stuff involving other people that has always made up the bulk of "gender roles", so that all that's left of "gender" is clothing, cosmetic surgery, and how others perceive and cater to them, their own feelings and euphoria. Family, friends, society, children, other humans fundamentally do not matter. Deeply ironic considering that they harp on about gender as a social construct and call themselves communists.

Even if these people could somehow change sex they'd still be miserable because this kind of self-obsession is inimical to human happiness.

Thread tax for my dumb sperging:

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I've been on T for 8 years or so now, and at the end of the day, I'm still the same useless sack of shit I've always been. I just have a beard now.

Posted 8 days ago; no one bothered replying.

maybe instead of ruining your body with hormones, maybe you should have un fucked it with exercise.

Most of these fucking FTMs are useless autistic gender blobs that no one would fuck with a 6 meter barge pole.

Hitler was right about gasing retards. Most FTMs are just sad and not funny.

 

[DSHK]

Whenever I think troons cant be more deranged I see something even more fucked up.

 

[Hepativore]

Y'all have watched Mars Attacks, right?

Because this visual--

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-- reminds me of that scene where the Martians are announcing that they are our friends while blasting humans away en masse

"DON'T RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS! NOW SUCK THE GIRLDICK TERF"

This also reminds me of a 1980's-era science fiction series called "V" that had a lot of hype associated with it at the time, which I clearly remember even if I can only recall the last three years of the 1980's. @Aunt Carol probably knows what I mean. Anyway, you had a race of reptilian aliens that referred to themselves simply as "Visitors" that came down to Earth to set up colonies as their own planet was dying in exchange for their advanced technology.

Anyway, the Visitors presented themselves as benign and benevolent, and they wasted no time in setting up a massive PR campaign on Earth complete with putting up propaganda on billboards or posters:







...and as the series went on their true intentions as well as their real appearance was eventually revealed....the perfect analogy for what is going on with the trans cult.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

was just really confused and looked around because I assumed she wasn’t talking to me

No you weren't.
No you didn't.

but she profusely apologized to me.

We both know that wasn't a sincere apology - she was simply trying to prevent a spergout from an emotional toddler.

Like, my sibling called me “she” to her husband. Again, really confused and caught off guard.

Lie

they’ve always advocated for me in the past

No, they've just pretended to because, again, you are an emotional toddler.

They did say some kinda ignorant homophobic stuff while I was there too though)

So, which is it? - They supported you, or they were hOmOpHoBiC?

Again, these people knew me before transition and support me, so I don’t understand this

Yes you do.

I don’t think I suddenly stopped passing,

I agree, you did not suddenly stop passing.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Jokes on them I was issued a packer at birth and I'm keeping it.

Is that like the silver half dollar on the belly button at birth?

To be fair, TIFs never seem to become beer chugging truckers, either.

im no tif, but i am an overweight, beer chugging, tatt'ed up steel working bitch. Tifs could never hold a candle to a real woman.

side note, i did get to piss off a tranny dude last week. I went to this bar trying to read my book. Its after 11pm, my jeans are dirty as shit, im drinking just pissass beer, and this man wearing some stupid vest and ugly patches, eyeshadow, and chipped nail polish keeps trying to talk to me. When i said that i didnt really like reading books about or by women he pursed his lips and i could tell he was myaadd mad.

This also reminds me of a 1980's-era science fiction series called "V" that had a lot of hype associated with it at the time, which I clearly remember even if I can only recall the last three years of the 1980's. @Aunt Carol probably knows what I mean. Anyway, you had a race of reptilian aliens that referred to themselves simply as "Visitors" that came down to Earth to set up colonies as their own planet was dying in exchange for their advanced technology.

Anyway, the Visitors presented themselves as benign and benevolent, and they wasted no time in setting up a massive PR campaign on Earth complete with putting up propaganda on billboards or posters:

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...and as the series went on their true intentions as well as their real appearance was eventually revealed....the perfect analogy for what is going on with the trans cult.

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holy shit. How has that never gone modern viral? Thats awesome. We should start the cult following for that film.

 

[Hepativore]

holy shit. How has that never gone modern viral? Thats awesome. We should start the cult following for that film

It is a series, not a film, and I am too afraid of our current crop of producers fucking it up with lazy writing or "updating" it for current-year political tastes of Hollywood.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

@gampboonerisms
holy shit. How has that never gone modern viral? Thats awesome. We should start the cult following for that film

You must be very young, because they already did a reboot series in 2009.