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I find it very interesting how our society is hypersexualized to the point that porn stars are now mainstream and don't seem to have a stigma around them anymore but giving a woman breasts and curves is VERBOTEN.

I have no idea how old she was supposed to be in this episode, but I think this outfit would be considered sexual for anyone to wear. View attachment 5965368
It's this weird paradox of sex positivity. Real women (and trannies) can prance around in their underwear or stripper wear, but cartoons need to be dressed all the way up and must have their gendered characteristics muted or hidden. I can't really figure it out, maybe I'll write my dissertation on it.
 
There is no paradox. The very existence of cartoon waifus devalues holes of real women. The would have banned porn if they could. Whether because porn is controlled by people not about to part with their big shekels or because outright porn is less of a threat than media with actual stories, demonstrating that it is possible for a female to not be completely awful, they go for cartoons instead.
 
I find it very interesting how our society is hypersexualized to the point that porn stars are now mainstream and don't seem to have a stigma around them anymore but giving a woman breasts and curves is VERBOTEN.

I have no idea how old she was supposed to be in this episode, but I think this outfit would be considered sexual for anyone to wear. View attachment 5965368
tbh that reminds me of a lot of the TOS Chick Of The Week outfits
 
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tbh that reminds me of a lot of the TOS Chick Of The Week outfits,
 
I find it very interesting how our society is hypersexualized to the point that porn stars are now mainstream and don't seem to have a stigma around them anymore but giving a woman breasts and curves is VERBOTEN.
It's this weird paradox of sex positivity. Real women (and trannies) can prance around in their underwear or stripper wear, but cartoons need to be dressed all the way up and must have their gendered characteristics muted or hidden. I can't really figure it out, maybe I'll write my dissertation on it.
That's because society is trying to auto-correct itself. Second-wave feminism tried to make sex, porn stars, and porn mainstream, and so prior to third-wave feminism, we saw a lot of sexy women all over media, not just adult media, but even kids' media like cartoons and video games, because it was considered empowering. Now third-wave feminism is trying to rein it in and make things less sexualized, because second-wave feminism's plan to sabotage the family structure with sleaze didn't work; it just made men horny and want to have wives and kids, so third-wave feminism is lashing out at the ''men of culture'' by trying to take away the sleaze because it just serves what they see as the ''neo-masculine hierarchy.'' At least, that's the first reason.

There is no paradox. The very existence of cartoon waifus devalues holes of real women. The would have banned porn if they could. Whether because porn is controlled by people not about to part with their big shekels or because outright porn is less of a threat than media with actual stories, demonstrating that it is possible for a female to not be completely awful, they go for cartoons instead.
That is the second reason. Hot animated waifus devalue real-world women, especially as real-world women become less feminine and are harder to maintain, whereas a cartoon waifu will always be with you, always at your side, she has a comfortable personality that you can get into, as opposed to real women who demand that you alter your personality to fit their expectations. The less power real-life pussy has in influencing men, the less power they have to bargain with men in real life. Feminists can't bargain with a man whose true love is Bastila Shan, Lara Croft, Samus Aran, Rangiku Matsumoto, or Android 18.

The third is, well, women are more prone to jealousy than men. When men see a buff dude in a video game, film, or cartoon, they feel like they should hit the gym; they're inspired by the sight and want to be just like Sylverster Stallone's Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Conan, He-Man, or Duke Nukem. Women see a sexy female in a video game, cartoon, or film, and they get jealous that a fictional woman is getting more attention than them, so they start mouthing off about stereotypes and how bad objectification is, as if they don't objectify men like Jacob in films like Twilight.

I have no idea how old she was supposed to be in this episode, but I think this outfit would be considered sexual for anyone to wear.

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Again, that was because Lucas was still in charge, and he had no bones about putting female characters in revealing outfits. Either it's skintight spandex, tube-tops, or costumes like that. I'm not saying he sexualized every female character, but he was prone to doing it now and then.

If only Aayla Secura had been a better friend.
But she was. Those were stun shots going into her back during Order 66. Then later, Commander Bly and his men ran a train through her. Unfortunately for her, Palpatine was at the end of that train. =p
 
I recommend Cloak of Deception followed by Plagueis, both by James Luceno. You get backstage politics, machinations, Palpatine... Quality story for dirt cheap on Craigslist/at Goodwill (or the low, low price of FREE with Yarr ☠️ Premium™).
Thanks. I read Plagueis and I liked how lore heavy it was and that it attempted

I think its more like a coprophiliac being asked why they continue to eat a steaming Spyro special, they can't comprehend the question because why someone wouldn't tuck into fresh turd like a fat kid back from fat camp goes at a snickers is just simply beyond their limited mental capacity.
But you do you I guess.

"I used to eat at this restaurant all the time growing up, back before they started serving nothing but human feces. Its too late to possibly change my habits now, so I just keep eating the bugs turds they serve me because I'm too invested to go any other eatery. Maybe if I keep leaving big tips they'll change and start offering food that hasn't been pre-digested again. I've been doing that for the past 10 years and nothing has changed but it'll have to work eventually. Anyway, you really should try the chilli."
You and the other poster keep talking about being "captured" or consuming everything the restaurant serves because I'm loyal to the restaurant. Bizarre mindset that says more about you than me. I pick up the thing I liked - Andor. I'm not doing so because it's "Star Wars" nor do I watch media I think is crap just because it is "Star Wars". I've only even seen one of the sequel trilogy.

You talk past me every time this comes up. You don't get that I'm not watching anything because I "like the restaurant". I eat the things from it I like and ignore the rest. Which is logical.

I have no idea how old she was supposed to be in this episode, but I think this outfit would be considered sexual for anyone to wear. View attachment 5965368
I'm fairly sure that's from one of the Zygerian slaver episodes so we're into the fourth season by now. So she's somewhat older. There's also an element of it being meant to be skeezy, because she's forced to dress like that by her owners.
 
I watched andor today all 12 hours of it ......... I was wrong its shit, it is shit ....... it could be edited down to a decent movie maybe 2 hours long but its shit .......... stolk home syndrome is real folks
Its amazing how the only interesting parts were the prison scenes, the only parts I ever hear anyone talk about when they gush about this show.

Going into it having been completely disconnected from any star wars shit for years, it became pretty clear that most of the praise was likely a knee-jerk reaction from all the slop being pumped out every year. Overall very meh
 
. You don't get that I'm not watching anything because I "like the restaurant". I eat the things from it I like and ignore the rest. Which is logical.

So you like the chili. I am still going bag on you for eating shit, liking it, and then coming to the internet to post about how much you like it and others should try it.

I keep bagging on you because zero-standards cucks are keeping Disney in business, and either maybe you stop consuming (lol, abused wives only leave in bodybags) or if not... its Kiwifarms, why would we not be here if not laugh at tards making bad decisions. I am not sure what your dog in this race is to continue to try to defend it, other than that deep down inside you know that chili isn't supposed to have peanuts in it and you don't like being reminded of this fact.

You say just like it because "its good". Which I'd believe if this was a Michael Bay movie where you can just shut off your brain and enjoy the explosions. But you and all the other consoomers keep talking about how its so deep and the drama is so good... which involves actively watching and caring about what's happening on screen. So all the "I'm just watching what I like" doesn't quite jive because without the context of Star Wars around it, its just a series with a bunch of made up words that takes about a quarter of the run before it even starts moving, starts to get somewhere, and then falls on its ass and refuses to get up towards the end. If it was just "good" they wouldn't need to try to attach Star Wars to it.
 
So you like the chili. I am still going bag on you for eating shit, liking it, and then coming to the internet to post about how much you like it and others should try it.
to be fair, one man's shit is another man's treasure.

the matter isn't really about shit or not, rather about principle. SW sucks, someone liking part of the disney-shit is not automatically a disney adult, just like someone liking fast food here and there isn't automatically a US citizen. voting with your wallet doesn't really have an effect anymore, liking parts it of won't be the lynchpin that keeps lucasfilm in business (let alone if you don't pay for it, which is a whole other matter).

sure, indifference is the end goal since watching it for free and talking about it still reinforces word of mouth, but we all keep engaging with the IP and keep it alive that way, otherwise this thread would've had no new posts since TLJ, if not TFA. anything beyond that are just personal preferences, and personally I'm just too lazy getting perturbed someone liking X and not sharing my opinion 100% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

look at it this way, at least it's andor, not ruin johnson's deconstruction masterwork or jarjar abrams bucket of star wars vomit.
 
I decided to as a shitpost summarize a few Disney Star Wars channel thumbnails from the last few weeks because it's more fun than anything these shitbirds have made:
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Also it's telling how hard they spam Dave's cartoon garbage onto it, and how at times it looks UGLIER than stuff that I've seen in shows that did the same gimmick like 25 years ago.
 
voting with your wallet doesn't really have an effect anymore, [...]
since watching it for free and talking about it still reinforces word of mouth

You aren't wrong, but I mean this is the SW thread and a group of rag-tag misfits taking down an evil empire despite the odds is sort of the crux of the OT.
inb4 doing so required incel magic. Also I'm not sure where posting nigger and naming the jew fit in.

And sure people engage in the IP, but no reason to let cooming about the disney's latest DEI-packed cinematic abortion go unchallenged. And I guess there its not just Disney, the entire Western visual entertainment industry has turned to shit, and it did that exactly because of zero-standard corpcucks who have to watch the latest thing instead of, I dunno, reading a book or watching something good from before CURRENT YEAR.

And even if it accomplishes nothing, i've still made fun of a bunch of consoomer cucks so I would hardly call it time wasted.
 
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So you like the chili. I am still going bag on you for eating shit, liking it, and then coming to the internet to post about how much you like it and others should try it.
But you don't. You say you "bag on [me] for eating shit" well lets compare notes. Of the following media what have you watched in part or in whole?
- Force Awakens
- The Last Jedi
- The Rise of Skywalker
- Mandalorian
- S1
- S2
- S3
- S4
- The Bad Batch
- Andor
- Obi Wan
- Ahsoka
- Solo
- Rebels

Of the above, I watched Force Awakens, S1 of Mandalorian and dropped out in S2, Andor, the first couple of seasons of Rebels and Solo. I also skim watched Ahsoka because I found it hilarious. Especially when Ray Stevens threw her off a cliff. That's my "eating shit" and I enjoyed Andor. So if you consumed anything more than that on the above, then you've been eating way more than I have, kiddo. Have you?

That's the problem. You keep talking past me going on about restaurants and being a slave to consuming stuff because it's Star Wars. I watched Andor because I liked it. It's a good show. I would watch Andor if it wasn't Star Wars. I didn't watch Obi Wan just because it was Star Wars.

If you wanted to "bag on me for eating shit" then you'd be telling me why I shouldn't enjoy Andor (and I'd be telling you to fuck off). But most of what you actually do is piss everywhere about Disney and tell me I shouldn't watch something because it's "written by trannies".

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These are show writers on Andor. Tony Gilroy was a writer on Rogue One, about the only few generally agreed good Disney SW media. Beau was a writer on House of Cards. George Lucas - don't know what he's been involved with.)

Rogue One was a good movie. Andor the spin-off is a good show, sharing writers and tone.
 
Of the following media what have you watched in part or in whole?
I had a friend give me a ticket to Rogue One someone else had bailed on. That's it, that's the extent of my consooming of star wars post-EU decanonization. Unless you want to count watching Auralnauts' take on TFA/Mando and reading the leaks/ summaries so I can laugh at the cucks spending actual money to watch this shit.
I didn't waste my time on things I knew I'd hate created by people who hate me.
I instead wasted it wisely spent it laughing at abused wives and consumer whores on the internet.

You whinge about being talked past. Again, you are 3 bowls of turd chili deep, ordering another, telling the new guy coming in "Man you got to try the chili" and clearly enjoying yourself except when being called out for eating shit and enjoying it. You can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic their way into, so I'm just going to laugh at you until you either develop standards or I get bored.

I don't get why you'd watch a pointless, dry, slow delve into pretend politics that will be ignored and never come up again when again you could do literally anything else.

But its ok. They only hit you because they love you.

Rogue One was a good movie.
Rogue One was not good. It was the cleanest turd Disney has shat out by far I will not argue there, but the first two thirds of the movie is slow and plodding and ultimately pointless. Only the battle of Scarif was actually decent.


This was supposed to be a joke, not a prediction...


Other than the needless cramming full of niggers and ewoks, I don't hate it. Leverage Lego to just go full what-if fever dream. and unlike disney's mess, its having fun with it.
 
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Other than the needless cramming full of niggers and ewoks, I don't hate it. Leverage Lego to just go full what-if fever dream. and unlike disney's mess, its having fun with it.

My gut reaction was intially, *sight" multiverse crap how unoriginal but then Lego, play, doing shit. I also didn't hate it and could see it as possibly being fun. It's kind of a decent fit with Lego. Unlike that Marvel what if shit.
 
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Truly a planet that is the California of the Star Wars universe.
Tarkin did nothing wrong. That is what you learn after finding out how Alderaan works in SWTOR. It's a land of spoiled nobles with a bug infestation underneath that they're not willing to either permanently contain or eradicate.

For all you know, Tarkin saved the galaxy from a war with the Kiliks. Organa was obviously gearing up for war with the Empire; imagine if the Kiliks got a hold of the Alliance ships on the planet. Hyperspace-capable ships, by the way. Bug invasions for the galaxy. Nipped in the bud by your friendly neighborhood Grand Moff.
 
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I had a friend give me a ticket to Rogue One someone else had bailed on. That's it, that's the extent of my consooming of star wars post-EU decanonization. Unless you want to count watching Auralnauts' take on TFA/Mando and reading the leaks/ summaries so I can laugh at the cucks spending actual money to watch this shit.
I didn't waste my time on things I knew I'd hate created by people who hate me.
I instead wasted it wisely spent it laughing at abused wives and consumer whores on the internet.
Wait, you're telling me that in all this time that you've been posting your coprophilic rants about feces and chili and restaurants and performative outrage, you didn't even watch the show your're sperging about?

All this spewing of yours from me saying I enjoyed how Andor fleshes out more detail in the background and you didn't do more than read some summaries and (maybe) watch some clips?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Moron!
 
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