Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Trans "bros" having no idea what men are and finding them gross will never not be funny. Each bathroom discussion is a collective work of art. Again and again they forget the act.

Here is a classic, freshly dumped for you:

What are some annoying, gross or concerning things you've experienced in relation to cis men once you started passing?

My favourite highlights:

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"Can poop rubbing against your prostate, and pressure around your taint feel weirdly good?"

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"I have not heard a woman make an audible noise pooping ever. I’ve never more than had a tiny little grunt or deep breath and I have many GI issues."

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"bro the piss-covered bathroom floors. my dick isn’t even attached to my body and i’ve never peed on the floor."

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"For real, the amount of dudes being blatantly misogynistic while talking with total strangers is alarming, and the worst thing is how they can get defensive when you call them out."

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More "men are gross, gross, gross dirty creatures".

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Men "are freaking unhinged"

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"the need to be seen as a man". Yes, imagine that.

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"dudes will even turn on the faucet just to pretend they're washing their hands instead of actually washing them". (And you know this because you are peeping furiously to check, like bros do.)

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I love this whole rant because it particularly sounds like a lady in a western having a go at a gunslinger.

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These threads are like a symphony of light bulbs not lighting up over people's heads.

Reading these posts has lit a fire under my ass to be as loud and gross as possible when using a public restroom from now on.

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

You're underestimating how incredibly socially anxious these girls are. They are so terrified of people that they have play big strong men to survive their imaginary dangers.

Also they have experienced someone trying get into occupied stall in girlsroom. Hell, they have probably done it themselves. I most certainly have been on both sides. I bet this happens more on girls side too because we can't use urinals and it's all stalls. While it can be an unpleasant surprise, all girls do is to yell "occupied" and it's resolved. It's no big deal to a normal person but it requires an ability to act when something unexpected happens. Do you think someone who is socially awkward to a point mental illness is capable of that though? Especially when all their issues get hug boxed? Yeah, sociaty is really letting them down by not forcing grow some thicker skin.

My go-to reply in these types of situation is always just "hello?"

I like to imagine it makes the person checking feel even more uncomfortable than a simple 'occupied'

 

[Procrastinhater]

Damn you make me sound like a barbarian with my "taking a shit in here" suggestion.

 

[Chub Nigga Rat]

After delving into what's been posted here, I've reached the firm conclusion that I utterly loathe Pooners.

They're somehow ten times more repugnant than their revolting troon counterparts. I can't quite put my finger on why they make me shudder in pure disgust whenever I encounter them. Perhaps it's the pube-like mustache, the fried-frog voice, the anime boy mannerisms, the yaoi fetichism, the blatantly fake machismo, the zipper tits, their obsession with mimicking "dudebros," or the excess body fat they all seem to share. Regardless, there's something about them that feels incredibly off-putting and disturbing to me.

People really like to portray them as poor victims of their circumstances, but I've never encountered more degenerate and morally repugnant individuals than Aidens. They're just as flawed as the typical Alice or Lilith for being such freaks of nature.

With male troons, it's at least genuinely entertaining and hilarious to watch them be utterly retarded and look like absolute clowns. But Pooners? They're just a pitiful sight, man, utterly depressing & miserable.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

People really like to portray them as poor victims of their circumstances, but I've never encountered more degenerate and morally repugnant individuals than Aidens. They're just as flawed as the typical Alice or Lilith for being such freaks of nature.

Furthermore, at worst, pooners have a similar male pattern of criminality, the only aspect of "masculinity" they actually take on, and are every bit as sexually degenerate as their TiM counterparts.

The only thing that prevents them from being just as dangerous is that they lack the upper body strength to really assert themselves. If they did, they'd be every bit as rape-happy.

 

[pink cigarettes]

After delving into what's been posted here, I've reached the firm conclusion that I utterly loathe Pooners.

They're somehow ten times more repugnant than their revolting troon counterparts. I can't quite put my finger on why they make me shudder in pure disgust whenever I encounter them. Perhaps it's the pube-like mustache, the fried-frog voice, the anime boy mannerisms, the yaoi fetichism, the blatantly fake machismo, the zipper tits, their obsession with mimicking "dudebros," or the excess body fat they all seem to share. Regardless, there's something about them that feels incredibly off-putting and disturbing to me.

People really like to portray them as poor victims of their circumstances, but I've never encountered more degenerate and morally repugnant individuals than Aidens. They're just as flawed as the typical Alice or Lilith for being such freaks of nature.

With male troons, it's at least genuinely entertaining and hilarious to watch them be utterly retarded and look like absolute clowns. But Pooners? They're just a pitiful sight, man, utterly depressing & miserable.

THANK you, you've totally nailed it.
One of the most annoying traits of women with any social power is that they become the HR department, the "Karen," the longhouse, etc. (I know not everyone will agree with this, and that's fine, it's just my pooner theory, so I have to explain it, let's not veer too far off topic). But when that drive is well ordered, its a good thing: keep shit civilized on a local level, keep things from total barbarity. Men protect the village, women raise the kids and keep it worth protecting.
So my theory as to why pooners are so repulsive is that women are supposed to be patrolling this kind of degeneracy, not diving into it. Yeah, there have always been disgusting women who pimp out their kids or want to marry serial killers or whatever, but there are SO MANY MORE pooners, and it's SO openly gross. Even punk girls who shaved their heads were rejecting a certain social order in favor of an alternative. This is just pure scientifically powered social degeneracy

 

[Ser Prize]

Damn you make me sound like a barbarian with my "taking a shit in here" suggestion.

Up your game. Make a whistling sound and a bomb exploding sound.

 

[Chub Nigga Rat]

So my theory as to why pooners are so repulsive is that women are supposed to be patrolling this kind of degeneracy, not diving into it. Yeah, there have always been disgusting women who pimp out their kids or want to marry serial killers or whatever, but there are SO MANY MORE pooners, and it's SO openly gross. Even punk girls who shaved their heads were rejecting a certain social order in favor of an alternative. This is just pure scientifically powered social degeneracy

You've really nailed it with that observation. I couldn't quite explain it, but my revulsion for them might indeed stem from their complete mockery of the natural order. It's one thing for men to have their fair share of degenerates, as history has hilariously demonstrated countless times, but for women to eagerly jump into this mass cesspool of fetishes and degeneracy they've brewed themselves via their socially contagious death cult? That's a whole new level of low for humanity. Especially since most troons nowadays are just coom-brained women and teenage girls on roids, chasing the latest trend like it's the holy grail.

And it's not just about morality; it's downright disturbing to watch them attempt to morph into their twisted version of "doodbros" or "manly men." At best, they end up resembling 5' dysgenic manlet failures with pathetic excuses for beards and voices that sound like they swallowed a muppet. The most vomit-inducing part, to be honest. And what's worse is they still seem to blend in way too easily.

Encountering a male troon evokes the most primal & simple sense of disgust. Despite that, there's a twisted amusement and morbid curiosity that comes with observing them in their natural habitat. You may be repulsed and intrigued in equal measure, enjoying the cringe fest like a spectator at a freak show.

But with pooners, it's a whole different beast. There's something deeply unsettling & depressing about their failed attempts at masculinity. Behind their seemingly less disturbing appearances lurks an abyss of repulsiveness and perversion, it induces in me a deep sense of uncanny valley, or should I say, untranny valley?

 

[Hepativore]

A crime against humanity and against God Almighty
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In the bottom picture she could almost pass for Chris Chan in dim-lighting.

This looks like Mommy and Me, starring 12 year old Jayden and his weird as Fuck Mommy.

Spoiler: Mommy and Me in the Bathroom

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Aside from the aforementioned creepy implications of this photograph, you can see the reason why she will never pass as male, as her hip-to-shoulder ratio is obviously female.

Also, one thing I have noticed is that her arms and shoulders are very frail-looking for a teenage girl. I am assuming this is the doing of the puberty-blockers because she does not seem like she has the normal degree of female musculature at all. I am guessing early-onset osteoporosis is in her near-future.

 

[Cap-tan]

What fucking yaoi-brained expectations do they have of men taking a shit in public bathrooms? Rose petals and scented candles? Even Yaranaika is a more accurate representation of reality.

 

[pink cigarettes]

But with pooners, it's a whole different beast. There's something deeply unsettling & depressing about their failed attempts at masculinity. Behind their seemingly less disturbing appearances lurks an abyss of repulsiveness and perversion, it induces in me a deep sense of uncanny valley, or should I say, untranny valley?

Yes! People gawk at drag queens, and coombrained weirdos hook up with MTFs (typically if the MTF still has a dong). But nobody wants to deal with the whole FTM thing. They aren't appealing, or sexy, or even amusing (apart from laughing at their expense from afar. Ahem). They're so unsettling. Just simply...off.

 

[Chub Nigga Rat]

Yes! People gawk at drag queens, and coombrained weirdos hook up with MTFs (typically if the MTF still has a dong). But nobody wants to deal with the whole FTM thing. They aren't appealing, or sexy, or even amusing (apart from laughing at their expense from afar. Ahem). They're so unsettling. Just simply...off.

Honestly, there's not much humor in pooner mishaps to begin with. Even their grotesque surgeries are downright inhumane in comparison. Trannies chopping off their bits, enduring the stench and dilation for life? A sick joke.

But pooners? It's a gruesome endless circus that'd even give Hellraiser's Pinhead nightmares. The farms dragged me into their twisted world & psyche, with oozing skin flap bologna poorly stitched under belly buttons, open infected wounds, chests mutilated beyond recognition, gigantic scars covering their bodies, parasitic infections, and some becoming incontinent for life in their early 20s. It's nightmarish, which only fuels my hatred & disgust for them even more.

 

[ephermeral]

I'm just mad that pooners are allowed to resurrect codpieces as a fashion statement instead of men. Embrace tradition, men!
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Jesus wept.

This new design for Abstract Daddy in the Silent Hill 2 remake looks fantastic!

 

[cybertoaster]

"bro the piss-covered bathroom floors. my dick isn’t even attached to my body and i’ve never peed on the floor."

Pooner has a point, fucking hate the rancid smell of dry piss, fuckers who piss on the floor deserve a bullet.

And isn't that exactly what you wanted?



Yeah you're so scary little pooner! need to control yourself else a 12yo boy will kick your ass and toss you into a
dumpster, again.

What kind of shithole do these women live in?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner has a point, fucking hate the rancid smell of dry piss, fuckers who piss on the floor deserve a bullet.

Yeah its fucking vile. Worst are truck stops or subways, bathrooms that haven't been mopped in a while, where the fucking floor gets sticky and your boots sort of crackle as you walk across the floor.
Fucking animals lol.

 

[Marche]

Pooping does feel good
public toilets are gross but anyone who has ever had to clean them knows that somehow women are more messy.
Mens just smell like piss mostly due to urinals.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooping does feel good
public toilets are gross but anyone who has ever had to clean them knows that somehow women are more messy.
Mens just smell like piss mostly due to urinals.

Urinals and piss troughs are the most disgusting unhygienic invention ever. They just bounce back tiny particles of piss all over you they're fucking vile. The guy who invented them was probably a Furfag. The only thing more disgusting are Roman toilets with a communal sponge on a stick instead of toilet paper.

 

[gohi_trout]

Yes! People gawk at drag queens, and coombrained weirdos hook up with MTFs (typically if the MTF still has a dong). But nobody wants to deal with the whole FTM thing. They aren't appealing, or sexy, or even amusing (apart from laughing at their expense from afar. Ahem). They're so unsettling. Just simply...off.

There are some degenerate men who will go out and fuck even the grossest pooners, it's not the same as tranny chasers, but they're out there.

Urinals and piss troughs are the most disgusting unhygienic invention ever. They just bounce back tiny particles of piss all over you they're fucking vile. The guy who invented them was probably a Furfag. The only thing more disgusting are Roman toilets with a communal mop on a sponge instead of toilet paper.

Once in a blue moon there will be a urinal filter scent thing that will actually do its job and stop the splashes.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

There are some degenerate men who will go out and fuck even the grossest pooners, it's not the same as tranny chasers, but they're out there.

Onision is one such, though I think his kink is making pooners. Taking a pretty (and underage) girl and grooming her to be dependent on him, and then forcibly defeminising her so that no one else will want her. It's absolutely degenerate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Onision is one such, though I think his kink is making pooners. Taking a pretty (and underage) girl and grooming her to be dependent on him, and then forcibly defeminising her so that no one else will want her. It's absolutely degenerate.

Is Grugg still alive?

The last I heard of him he was literally hiding from Chris Hansen. Like Chris fucking Hansen was banging on his door asking him to take a seat and Gregg called the cops to try and say he feared for his life, Chris Hansen was at his door.
I haven't thought of that faggot for years.