Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

What if the man was in a wheelchair, and the Bear had cannons mounted on its back?
Cannons that fire sharks.
With lazer beams for eyes?
What then huh?

Depends. Is the wheelchair crip-powered or a scooty-puff? Are the sharks Blahajs? And what mods do I get? Can I fly, or at least do a power jump over my opponents?

As an apology for my role in shitting up this thread*, an L the recipient clearly doesn’t fully appreciate yet because boobas:


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My wife isn’t talking to me at the moment. It’s been roughly a month since I told her my truth and it hasn’t gone well.

Therapy is absolutely helping me understand who I am and how I want to be, but my wife refuses therapy and is throwing out all the signs that we won’t be able to stay romantic partners.

“I’m a liar”, “I’m a pervert”, “I’ve destroyed the family” and last nights “I’m going to find a way to break your heart like you broke mine” leaves us not speaking to each other.

Soooo my news!

I just receive confirmation that I’ve completed graduate school and have earned a MBA at 41!
I’m suddenly doing things I never really thought I was capable of.

Maybe next, I’ll grow some boobas!?! lol

Any extra earning power he thinks the MBA brings in will be going to a divorce attorney. That’s if anyone wants a middleaged MBA in a dress ma’aming in their company.

* what do you expect? Autists in threads, bears in woods…

 

[LongDayAgain]

Tranny’s five-year-old daughter said YWNBAW lmao

 

[Procrastinhater]

Off topic but that has to be one of the bleakest deaths possible.

Shipwrecked and eaten by Polar Bears is certainly one of the worse ways to go I can think of.
I guess it would look awesome on a tombstone though.
Fucking metal.

Tranny’s five-year-old daughter said YWNBAW lmao

Kids are great because they have no filter at all.
This is right up there with the Troon upset because a kid pointed at him in Costco and said loud as shit to their mother "doesn't that strange man realize everyone is laughing at him behind his back! We should tell him!"

Whether its just a story the Troon makes up fishing for asspats and "you're valid" bullshit from thebother degenerates or its something that really happened its funny to see them broadcast their own L's like that.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Some sort of validity issue when an enby is just too too femme ???
Of course not. The issue is self acceptance. tee hee

I feel like I've met women like this at comventions all the time, before and after the enby thing. I can just feel what type of weeaboo she is. Sometimes they're obnoxious, others are just lost.

Off topic but that has to be one of the bleakest deaths possible.

Nature is a harsh mistress and we are sometimes separated enough from it that we forget and think the only danger is our fellow man, who is also dangerous but not as powerful as nature. Troons learn that all the time - why won't my bone structure reform?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I guess this is Rebecca from Soft White Underbelly, a skitzo tranny who in every video i’ve seen so far is half naked

 

[Hyper Light Grifter]

My favorite thing about the Man vs Bear debate is that I've never even seen the debate. Just people commenting on it. It feels like some dumb Twitter thread got artificially inflated and magnified by engagement farmers.

Indeed. Nothing important or new was said, it's just some cringy handwringing from twitter about wanting to dunk on men. Nobody cares, making it all the more hilarious when pooners manage to make it about themselves

 

[Pig Cups]

Here's an L in the making...

Prolific troon pornstar Izzy Wilde announced that he's undergoing SRS this fall. He disclosed this at a troon-centric industry award show while accepting a "Model of the Year" award for his work for TS Virtual Lovers, a VR porn brand (which is an L in and of itself- VR porn and its consoomers are a whole other level of degeneracy). There's a line from his speech that's pretty eyebrow-raising:

Guys...I don't think he's truly thought this one through, guys.

Reading through the SRS thread would do him some good, or at least provide a warning. And no, you won't be able to continue sex work after your recovery. Just put that idea out of your head right now. Look around the industry you work in and try to find one successful post-SRS troon pornstar. There are *none*, because as depraved as the porn industry is, even they know that shit is repulsive and no profitable audience for it exists. So no, SRS will 100% spell the end of your career. They will drop you like a brick. The only post-SRS troons posting videos are amateurs who do so on the free sites, and the algorithm is specifically geared to steer you away from them and towards the dickgirls. You have to actively be searching for that shit in order to find it. There's nothing more revolting than watching an abhorrent, haggard brickhon nursing his rotten apple-looking stinkditch prolapse for an hour, while doing his best to look/moan seductively into the camera and feign a female orgasm. It's obvious that he's trying so hard to cum, but he's destroyed the organs needed to accomplish that, so all he can do is try to mimic a pornified facsimile of female sexual behavior. It's like that audio of Jonathan Yaniv slapping his ditch in some attempt to LARP masturbation, but it couldn't be more obvious that he's not physically climaxing. How revolting. How weak. How *pathetic*.

He also wrote an article about his backstory and lead-up to FFS.


How many times have we heard anecdotes like this? But remember- totally NOT a fetish, guys!


"Full surgery-psycho" is an interesting way of putting it. Nice foreshadowing.


A few lines down from his first mention of SRS. Article was published in May 2023, so his period of moderation lasted just about a year. I wonder what modifications he'll weigh after SRS, as part of his Kevin Gibes-esque dragon chase?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Tranny’s five-year-old daughter said YWNBAW lmao

"Pretty sure she heard that somewhere. 5-year-olds don't come up with that on their own."

Oh, OK, but if a 5-year-old says that they're really the opposite sex, that's entirely organic and totally them speaking their truth, so we need to get the little fuckers on bone melting hormones post-fucking-haste, to prep them for having their genitals mutilated?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Why do Redditors always want us to believe their 5 year olds gave them this prepared speech about a complex concept?

It ain’t complex, five year olds are brutal and matter of fact about the truth. They haven’t yet been conditioned to consider others before spitting out an immediate observation. It’s very simple, she had a dad and now he says she doesn’t. He says two moms, but her friends have a mom and a dad, and that’s all she’s known, so she doesn’t like it because it’s weird.

“I’m a pervert”,

…

Maybe next, I’ll grow some boobas!?! lol

…yeah he’s doomed lol. Wifey is out asap.

 

[Geraldine]

How many times have we heard anecdotes like this?

First time I heard one where it was indeed a drug induced hallucination.

It ain’t complex, five year olds are brutal and matter of fact about the truth.

It could be anything.
Loudly calling attention to disabled people, asking people why are they fat etc etc.
Why children used to be taught to be seen and not heard.

The kid instinctively perceives sex. Of course.
It's instinctive without knowing much about sex at all.
And certainly not as a result of stealth right wing indoctrination.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

Even more than just instinctively perceiving sex, perceiving Mom as Mom and Dad as Dad when raised by them is pretty deeply ingrained.

 

[Geraldine]

Another one of those thinks it's a W but it's an L deals.
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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Another one of those thinks it's a W but it's an L deals.

Yea the bum clocked him as a trany and figured you get farther with sugar then piss. Lol I love how these trannys take a total L as a win. I bet he gave him a 20 after he called her a fair maden

 

[Procrastinhater]

Another one of those thinks it's a W but it's an L deals.
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They can't be this naive?
The homeless dude has recognized a Troon and realized if he panders a little to the Troons fetish it will put the guy in a good mood and he's more likely to get some change.

Despite the Troons effort to trick people into confusing them for women, humans have had noticeable differences between male and female since long before Homo became remotely Sapiens.
This is a fleshed out skull from a Homo Erectus grave site that was found in Africa

Anyone care to guess whether this is male or female?

Spoiler: As if you couldn't tell

Its a female. Mrs Erectus here lived around 1.5 million years ago in the Rift Valley. She also looks noticably more female than any Troon I've ever seen. Even with Proto-Hominids who had more robust skulls with a pronounced brow ridge, the female skull is more gracile and is just instantly and instinctively recognizable as a female.
Which means even a Proto-Human like Homo Erectus, or Homo Habilis or any other ancestor could have instantly clocked a Troon. "You Will Never Be A Woman" might as well have been engraved on that Black Monolith from 2001.

Even in Proto-Hominids it is immediately apparent. If people can tell Homo Erectus women from men, what chance do Troons have?

 

[batteredpancakes]

I guess this is Rebecca from Soft White Underbelly, a skitzo tranny who in every video i’ve seen so far is half naked

i could have sworn he died. is this an old video?

 

[Your_deadname_here]

I could see troonary hitting the scene pretty badly. Alot of kids on the scene believe in anything so they fall for everything. Just the fact Tony was involved enough to get a stealie tattoo is enough to tell me there's probably a few troons into the dead and that kinda music. I haven't been to a show in awhile, the last thing I saw was UMPH or WSP back around 2013-2015. The other reason I could see troons being into the scene is there was a lot of College Aged kids on tour and that really seems like the biggest age for troons.

It's good to see some other deadheads on the forum

Incidentally Mitt, you know there is a troon Dead cover band called "Bertha". You know the scene. You can't take the dead out of a deadhead. Tony has to my knowledge, never mentioned them post his shroomery forum period. This is highly suspect, speaking as a flaming deadhead. That fag just used the scene to invent another personality/grift game. It's easy to dissolve into that lifestyle, you can effectively dissappear. "Althea is really about Jerry questioning his gender..." ugh. Excuse the Grateful Dead sperg. Can't help it.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

That fag just used the scene to invent another personality/grift game

I think alot of the younger "heads" today are doing this, like you said its easy to disappear into the scene. Even when the dead were touring there was a lot of people only there for the scene. I've heard of the band "Bertha" but haven't seen them. Did Tony actually mention them before? I remember all his shroomery posts were about doing drugs for the most part. And extremely nerdy ways to do drugs from my memory. Like listing out exactly what he was gonna take before he took it or something, most people don't feel the need to tell the world what drugs we are taking lol

 

[Esmeraude]

There's nothing more revolting than watching an abhorrent, haggard brickhon nursing his rotten apple-looking stinkditch prolapse for an hour, while doing his best to look/moan seductively into the camera and feign a female orgasm. It's obvious that he's trying so hard to cum, but he's destroyed the organs needed to accomplish that, so all he can do is try to mimic a pornified facsimile of female sexual behavior.

This was a disgusting work of art thanks for the hearty laugh!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i could have sworn he died. is this an old video?

no much like cancer, they (half the time) come back

 

[Evilronald]

Trannies would demand wombs from women if it meant they could be a “real” woman. Want to abuse a child giving them fake breast milk. Absolutely disgusting we tolerate these mentally ill people to create children let alone abuse them like this.