Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WEEKEND said:
You know I'm shocked BMJ hasn't got a dedicated alogging cult trying to ruin what's left of his life yet. I know there's plenty of rats making fun of him but I'm talking about honest to God insane alogs. That's not a call to action or anything but given how badly he reacts to everything you'd think that the crazies (probably former fans) would have latched on to him.
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He has those. He even had some A-log faggot who did it to him full time. Swatting, pizza and grindr faggots was at his door constantly. He's just so addicted to gamba that it didn't matter. For every swatting he would just give a 10 second reaction and get back to his passion of gambling every cent he comes across
 
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SilvaGunner has been spotted in the Bossman YouTube livestream and is now a confirmed Bossman enjoyer
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LanceHaver said:
"I lost it all...oh well"

This gotta be fake money right?
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It's "real" money or at least denominated in money, it's just that it's rare he ever actually sees any of it, and if he started to, they'd probably stop giving it to him because he has so many other minuses like constantly accusing the sites of being rigged, being scams, etc.
 
Austin showed off his broken ID on his last Discord stream. There's a big hole in it for some reason.



He walked away from his computer, but the Discord noise cancellation felted him, and it picked up part of his conversation. Here's my shitty attempt to make it somewhat audible, the REAL, RAW, UNTOUCHED audio is in the attachment if someone wants to take another shot at it.

 

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Absolutely Retarded said:
He has those. He even had some A-log faggot who did it to him full time. Swatting, pizza and grindr faggots was at his door constantly. He's just so addicted to gamba that it didn't matter. For every swatting he would just give a 10 second reaction and get back to his passion of gambling every cent he comes across
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Ah right. I'm so used to lolcows going nuclear that it never occurred to me that BMJ is too addicted to crack an coin flips to give a fuck. There's got to be a limit to that though. At some point some crazy asshole is going to attract BMJ's attention in a big way. It has to happen.
 
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WEEKEND said:
Ah right. I'm so used to lolcows going nuclear that it never occurred to me that BMJ is too addicted to crack an coin flips to give a fuck. There's got to be a limit to that though. At some point some crazy asshole is going to attract BMJ's attention in a big way. It has to happen.
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They have tried everything. Austin deals with it, goes back to his gambling site, and gambles more. He forgets it happened immediately, he only remembers it happens when he has to beg for money and wants to get some pity juice. MusicBizMarty sent faggot hookers to him, he told them to fuck off or his dad would blow a cap in that faggots ass, and straight back to gamba. There is just no way to reach him other than fucking with his gambling accounts.

The only time I've really seen him panic on stream is when weens emailed Stake Austin's account was compromised and he got locked out of his Stake account, and after he solved that he did the same thing: straight to gambling and losing it all.

Posting something retarded in his chat gets more to him (like calling him a scammer, or something else retarded) than fucking with him IRL.
 
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Kees H said:
They have tried everything. Austin deals with it, goes back to his gambling site, and gambles more. He forgets it happened immediately, he only remembers it happens when he has to beg for money and wants to get some pity juice. MusicBizMarty sent faggot hookers to him, he told them to fuck off or his dad would blow a cap in that faggots ass, and straight back to gamba. There is just no way to reach him other than fucking with his gambling accounts.

The only time I've really seen him panic on stream is when weens emailed Stake Austin's account was compromised and he got locked out of his Stake account, and after he solved that he did the same thing: straight to gambling and losing it all.
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In some ways it's inspiring, that all he needs is coin flips and crack. It's the simple things
 
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510 said:
he's talking about streaming on youtube right now so that might happen
edit: according to him he's going to be streaming on there until twitch unban once he gets people modded
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what, if anything, has he said about kick? is he just not going back? iirc his ban expires tomorrow
 
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Justtocheck said:
To be absolutely fair to BMJ, applied statistics is a very abstract concept that is not that intuitive or easy. And I got ninja'd but you got it wrong. He's losing because of something called the law of large numbers with a house edge.

Were bmj to keep playing for an infinite period he'd get 48 bucks out of every 100. What you are refering to is the additive luck of picking correctly a 50/50 random choice. Null also confused additive luck with casino statistical law.

Again, this shit may seem simple but it is very abstract and a lot of thunk by people who do numbers for a living were given into this. Pascal created the Roulette for example. I also find it a bit mind bending at times. Had to take statistics at college and was confused most of the time. Still am tbf.
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I was thinking of coming up with an example to clarify what's going on behind each play. For that, we have to get a bit nerdy with math. Let's call Bossman with infinite (∞) money INFINITE BOSSMAN. Infinite bossman has ∞ money in the bank, and ∞ crack so he can gamba for eternity.

INFINITE BOSSMAN's winnings, given the 2% house edge will always be 48% of ∞, the house winnings will be 52% of ∞ (And yes, it is a mind-bending concept that there are larger infinities even though ∞ = ∞ at the end of the day).

INFINITE BOSSMAN's additive luck when playing does NOT matter. He could cash out at 3 coins flipped, or he could cash out at 10 coins flipped. Given enough coin-flippings, the end result of only getting 48% of ∞ will be the same. The only difference is that with the 10 coin cash out, we'd be seeing a lot more felts, but also a lot more crazy streaks that make money back for him.

INFINITE BOSSMAN is theoretical. REAL BOSSMAN does not have infinite money to play, and he has other considerations, like keeping a stream going and not getting felted to zero. In that case, REAL BOSSMAN's "optimal" strategy would be to cash-out at 3 coins flipped. He cannot afford the super low chances of a 10 coin streak because a felt would end his stream, and they look bad.

Now here's the key, the more flippings REAL BOSSMAN does, the more his winnings will look like INFINITE BOSSMAN'S.

So keeping a 3 coin cash-out strategy is only stretching out the end result in time, since he has more streaks and fewer felts, but without winning as much as in a 5 coin streak or 10 coin streak. So at the end of the day, if you keep flipping the coin with those odds, your additive luck does not matter, you will approach the theoretical predicted outcome. It's just that for streaming purposes, it's not practical to get felted hundreds of times to achieve a super high 10 coin streak that will get you back up to the theoretical predicted outcome.
 
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Ayron got swished and is dumping messages in a ratcord. In no particular order:

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I don't know what's funnier; another juicer that turns rat because gamba crack addict does gamba crack addict things or the next juicer in line thinks it won't happen to them next. Why these choose to go full "I can fix her" for fucking bmj is truly wild. I'd have more respect for these guys if they at least tried this shit with some onlyfans prostitute. At least it would kind of make sense why they are rapidly blowing money for some random person they'll only ever interact with online.
 
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JustTheFaxcts said:
That is not how stats work. Bernoulli trials are independent and thus 50% would be the correct probability assuming it's a fair coin. Another way to think about it is assuming you had 3 heads in a row, HHH, then the next outcome is HHHT or HHHH, in other words 50/50. So while it is true the probability of HHHH is low from the outset (i.e., no flips have occurred) that changes with dependent probabilities since we are computing via Bayes theorem P( X | HHH).

How the casinos make their money is through expected value, dependent on the RTP. For the coin flip it's around 96%, implying a biased coin toss. So instead of 50/50 it's more like 48/52, over repeated trials (e.g., a crack addict gambling all day) any pool of money a player has will trend towards zero.
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Justtocheck said:
To be absolutely fair to BMJ, applied statistics is a very abstract concept that is not that intuitive or easy. And I got ninja'd but you got it wrong. He's losing because of something called the law of large numbers with a house edge.

Were bmj to keep playing for an infinite period he'd get 48 bucks out of every 100. What you are refering to is the additive luck of picking correctly a 50/50 random choice. Null also confused additive luck with casino statistical law.

Again, this shit may seem simple but it is very abstract and a lot of thunk by people who do numbers for a living were given into this. Pascal created the Roulette for example. I also find it a bit mind bending at times. Had to take statistics at college and was confused most of the time. Still am tbf.
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Thanks for the clarification boys
 
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