Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[notapaypig]

Stop being a faggot glass tapper. Keep your hands and feet inside the fucking car at all times you idiot.
We don't interact with people, orbiters or otherwise, off the sote for a god damned reason. Also saying the farms owned him is fucking cringe, no matter if it's true or not. It just makes you sound like a highschooler.

You sound like you're off your meds

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Rekieta is trying to get back into Null's good graces by eating on cam.

So watching @elb video on the pie incident, right at the beginning, am I stupid or are his hands shaking like crazy? See video for reference.
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To me his hand is shaking so bad he can barely put in his fitted IEMs. Didn't put it in the clip but he is shifting around and bouncing around the whole time like he has ants biting him or something, has to be drugs.

Anyway, he genuinely has an eating disorder, or his appetite is beyond destroyed due to drug/alcohol abuse. For the pie stream, he stated

• I had a breakfast bowl (around 7 am I guess) with some steak, guacamole, salsa.
• Skipped lunch because he had to drive and needed a nap at noon (???)
• No dinner with family (he forgot)
• Eating a pie with booze and butter at midnight

He doesn't even finish the pie. I don't understand how it is possible to be as thin as he is, claims to want to put on weight, and have basically two small meals that far apart. How can you forget to eat dinner when your last meal was early in the morning, and you 'were running around all day busy doing things.' I could maybe understand if you were just laying around doing nothing that you wouldn't be hungry, but it is just absurd.

He could be that shakey from having chronically low blood sugar/pressure, I sure as shit look like an osteoporosis victim if I skip 2 meals in a row.
If you also stop eating long enough, you stop getting hunger cues, so I believe him about forgetting. Between getting drunk off his ass and sporatically napping, how would he remember to eat without hunger cues?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I told CGoody in the chat that the farms exposed & own him

You sound like you're off your meds

I can only speak for me, but I can imagine more than a few would agree, but telling cows and their fans that we "expose and own them" is not the kind of representation I would like.

Please don't do it again, and don't touch the cow. It's one of the oldest rules we have here. All it's going to get you is mocked and ridiculed. If you truly want to be considered "the Farms" (clearly so, as you created an account and joined in the conversation), then at least have the decency to have a little more respect for those here by not including them in such stupid cow tipping.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Damn, TWO gay faggot posters in a day? Nicky is really in a lull right now.

 

[RotPockets]

The wispy hair falling down is a dead giveaway he was bent over gACKing lines plus he is choked up talking through the drip when he says “Lady Rackets”. Like he just took a deep breath and held it. A more Jewish David Kleinfeld with less hair and a bigger nose.

(How Juju and the Balldo think they look; if Dax was the pretend lawyer and Nick the Spic.)

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

Rekieta is trying to get back into Null's good graces by eating on cam.

This will never work and the obvious desperation of this move with zero forethought is just pathetic.
As we're all aware, it's not about the eating itself for Null, but the overall sonic experience.
Open mouth chewing, lip smacking, the expulsion of various gasses, haggard breathing, these are the things Null lives for.
Nick's Frail, AIDS riddled body just can't provide that distinct acoustic profile, and the holes in his brain certainly don't help.

Also not fat enough.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't think these are the eyes you meant, but they work shockingly well. I can barely tell the difference.
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Brightened the start of my work day.

 

[Zaryiu2]

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From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

I just got to this part and I’m trying to figure out how he went from “my 6 year old ...” to no you can’t marry Alec Benjamin, he’s not a teacher who will marry you because child rape brides aren’t America and something about blowing off your penis with suicide dicks and homeless men

This stream is making me MATI

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I feel terrible for the Rekietas kids, the fact they are still with Nick and his wife sure feels like a lot of people have failed the kids

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did he say he wasn't going to stream or is this a no-show?

Total no-show.

Worship is one of the worst parts of many evangelical churches. They play what I call "me music" where the subject of the song is self and what God is doing for you. Completely backwards approach to worship.

Reformed churches are much better with correctly centered worship.

I call it 'boyfriend music'. Take any teen pop love song and toss a sprinkle of Jesus in, and it sounds the same.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I call it 'boyfriend music'. Take any teen pop love song and toss a sprinkle of Jesus in, and it sounds the same.

I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus
I wanna feel your hot salvation, all over my face

Wait a minute, that's a Christian song that might get Nick to go to church more.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I cut down the 33 minute May 1st rant into a more digestable 4 minute clip. I think it contains all the important parts and is just as coherent as the full rant.

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*edit. small change

Been a week since this was posted but he literally talks and acts like Manson in the interview clip

 

[Oliver Onions]

The argument seems to me like: "we [society?] don't want kids on display, we [everyone, hopefully] don't want adults harming kids [...], but we [Nick, presumably] also want people [adults?] to attend an event [((event))) ?] without just deciding that it was bad."

That makes a lot of sense, I wonder if he was talking about comic cons where kids are dressing up as characters like Harley Quinn? That seems like something Nick would talk about, but if that's the case it also seems like an insane take when 'don't let your underage daughter dress like a juggalo hooker' is the actual right answer.

And yeah it still sheds no light on what the fuck 'mexn penis in Michigan' is supposed to mean. Jury remains out on that one.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus
I wanna feel your hot salvation, all over my face

Wait a minute, that's a Christian song that might get Nick to go to church more.

While Nick is getting over his withdrawal, here are some more stupid worship lyrics:

Spoiler: I would feel dirty singing this one

Your love is extravagant
Your friendship, it is intimate
I feel like moving to the rhythm of Your grace
Your fragrance is intoxicating in our secret place
Your love is extravagant
Spread wide in the arms of Christ is the love that covers sin
No greater love have I ever known You considered me a friend
Capture my heart again
Spread wide in the arms of Christ is the love that covers sin
No greater love have I ever known; You considered me a friend
Capture my heart again
Your love is extravagant
Your friendship, it is intimate

Spoiler: Tortured meteorologically impossible metaphor

He is jealous for me
Love's like a hurricane, and I am a tree
Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy
When all of a sudden,
I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory
And I realize just how beautiful you are and how great your affections are for me.

And oh
How He loves us oh
Oh how He loves us
how He loves us oh

He is jealous for me
Love's like a hurricane, and I am a tree
Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy
When all of a sudden,
I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory
And I realize just how beautiful you are and how great your affections are for me.

And oh
How He loves us oh
Oh how He loves us
how He loves us oh

Yeah He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves

Yeah He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves

We are His portion and He is our prize
Drawn to redemption by the grace in his eyes
If grace is an ocean, we're all sinking (ha ha)
So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss
And my heart turns violently inside of my chest
I don't have time to maintain these regrets
when I think about the way

He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves
Yeah He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves yeah yeah

hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves yeah yeah
Yeah He loves us
He loves us
He loves us (ha)

[Kim Walker speaks]
Yeah
His presence. His love.
Is so thick and tangible in this room tonight.
And there are some of you here that have not encountered the love of God.
And tonight God wants to encounter you.
And wants you to feel His love.
His amazing love.
Without it these are just songs.
These are just words.
These are just instruments.
Without the love of God, it's just like we're just up here just making noise.
But the love of God changes us,
And we're never the same,
We're never the same
After we encounter the love of God
We're never the same after we encounter the love of God
And right now if you haven't encountered the love of God,
And you would know,
Because you wouldn't be the same.
You would never be the same again.
And if you, if you, want to encounter the love of God right now,
You better just brace yourself because He's about to just blow in this place
And we're gonna encounter the love of God right now.
So God I speak to all the hearts
And I ask God that every heart be open right now
Every heart be open.
Every spirit be opened up
To you God. To You.
And a love encounter
A love encounter from you tonight
A love encounter from you tonight God.

Yeah He loves us
Oh how He loves us
Oh how He loves
Let it go deep go deep go deep

He loves us
Oh how he loves us
oh how he loves us
oh how he loves
His love is going deep
His love is going deep tonight
His love is going deep tonight
See the Father
Behold the Father
Behold the Father (ha)

 

[Pepper Jack]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I recognized the "Jesus Culture" lyrics. Great example of this type of music.

 

[GaryGray]

To be honest the eating pie thing reminded me of how Ralph would pull out the breathalyzer, I think he did that for donos too.

It's the same idea of monetizing the narrative of "Ralph is secretly drinking", "Nick is way too thin".... It sounds like Nick is at the point where he is basically baiting detractors to send him money.

I find it funny that he said he had all these great ideas to save his show and what he comes up with is apparently 0/14 Locals streams in May (nearly 1/3 over) and "I will eat pie in exchange for money". Why did Rumble let this guy slip????

Ralph would also just eat on stream showing how good his food was while in a Mexican hovel.

Crazy how similar they are.

 

[LimeRikki]

I'm not sure if this has been brought up because I tend to hit highlights of the thread, But I've noticed in a number of screenshots Nick's hair seems to have varying levels of thickness stream to stream, ven though it's obviously clear he's going bald.

I think when he's not too drunk to remember. He's using hair fibers to artificially make his hair look thicker.

It would explain a great deal, especially about the unpredictable wideness of his part.

ETA: attachment isn't working for me, But it's a cosmetic item that you can buy and like any store, at least in the US. I've had a few male co-workers who have used it and i'm just seeing some similarities between them and the screenshots of Nick's hair.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

There are whispers amongst users, rumors of a dark being lurking within the frozen wastes of Minnesota. They say he say he possesses the power of constant inebriation, and that he leads his legions of wino ghouls against his enemies. Few have survived an encounter with this foul foe, but those who have say he goes by one name, and one name only...

BALLDOMINABLE REKIETA "THE DEVOURER"


The war chant of the Rekieta Clan

 

[Strix454]

I would be more inclined to believe that he was previously deeply in debt, owns a home and lives in a rural area where the cost of living is low.

Nick has worked a full time job for around three years in his adult life. He has five children, has lived in and/or owned a series of large homes since he graduated college. His wife has never worked. He went to law school. He set up a staffed strip mall law firm after graduating law school. He did a financially insignificant amount of documented work as an attorney.

None of that adds up financially to him supporting himself & family. Its possible to argue about the exact form that the external financial support takes, but its incomprehensible to say that the man lives as he does through debt and low living costs.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

While Nick is getting over his withdrawal, here are some more stupid worship lyrics:

But... what will people say... when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?

BALLDOMINABLE REKIETA "THE DEVOURER"

I still can't believe that pie wasn't photoshopped.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

That woman, in her despair has let the devil in.

Yikes.