Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Screw tail (sometimes called corkscrew tail or ingrown tail) is a horrible condition we've bred into bulldogs, frenchies and other similar stub tail breeds.

This is a huge issue with bulldogs that isn't discussed enough. I have a bulldog, and while he didn't have a screw tail he had a botched docking of his tail (was never told the reasoning for it, he didn't have much paperwork when I adopted him) and it formed a similar "tail pocket" situation until it was finally decided to just fully remove it before it caused worse issues. Frankly I hated doing it since I don't like any mutilation of animals but it was that or risking him getting some horrible infection from it. This was a couple years ago and he's happy and healthy now so it was ultimately for the best.

Another breed that has this issue are pugs - really any dog with a shorter snout will generally get stubbier, more corkscrewy tails as well. There are pugs in circulation with longer and more normal tails (I have one of these as well and I thank God he's one of the less profoundly inbred ones) but the corkscrew tail trait is becoming more common and an early way to determine if a pug has been puppymilled or not is the corkscrew tail since white trash dog inbreeders love traits like those.

 

[ovqsnfat]

As a result of this, when a horse breaks a leg while running they have to be put down, as they can never actually recover from such an injury. One example of the issues a single broken leg can cause is the story of Barbaro, a racehorse who shattered its leg during a race and, despite risky surgeries, never recovered and was put down. He wasn't even that badly bred, horses are just that fragile.

The whole "you gotta shotgun the horse, it broke its leg" thing in pop culture always fucked with me. Its so wild we managed to create an animal that has a near 0% survival rate on one of the most expected types of injuries. In terms of the weird breeds: what is the rationale behind something like the swayback pony? Is it really just an aesthetic thing like it is with dogs?

Have people in this thread talked about Lemon frost leopard gecko morph being a lethal gene that causes a lizard to form tumors on its body and horribly die from them in early age? Breeders, especially in Asia, still breed them because "wow pretty blue eyes and nice color" and try to say stupid things like "only those geckos who were bred wrongly develop tumors, but ours don't, so buy our terminally ill lizards!

Spoiler: tumors on a Lemon frost gecko

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I wish we had more posters with lizard / snake / general reptile experience. Every time I brush up against that community I'm appalled by how insane some of the breeding for patterns has become and how little care for the actual animals there is. However I don't feel like I know nearly enough to make a good writeup about it all. I have invited the retards from community happenings into out home though so I feel I need to contribute something in return. With that said here is a very brief introduction to the:

The Spider Morph Ball Python
A Spidermorph ball python is a specific color and pattern "morph" of the ever popular pet ball python. In particular the morph is characterized by a unique pattern of thin black lines or "spiderweb" markings on a lighter background color, often with a slight metallic sheen. They come in a pretty wide variety of colors with fancy names that have terms like Fire, Coral or Bee in them.


Pretty right? What's the problem? Well it turns out that the genes that code for the spider pattern also invariably code for the snake having crazy brain damage. This is known as "wobble" or "spider wobble" and causes the snakes to exhibit head weaving and general difficulty with coordinated movements. The problem with snakes is that head movement is basically all they do, so the snake ends up just generally worse at life: problems being able to catch food and eat, problems climbing (something ball pythons love to do), issues with direction finding, and other kinds of movement. The more prominent the coloring the worse the brain damage is. While the top left snake I posted may be ok, chances are the white one on the right is full retard. Now like I say, I'm not a snake expert, but you don't have to be to look at the video below and know that something has gone terribly wrong:

 

[3-2-1836]

Now, for some reason, people like to take these already weirdly breakable animals and make them worse. Behold, an extremely bred arabian

Niggas out here tryna make giraffes

 

[Mac Monster]

Pretty right? What's the problem? Well it turns out that the genes that codes for the spider pattern also invariably code for the snake having crazy brain damage. This is known as "wobble" or "spider wobble" and causes the snakes to exhibit head weaving and general difficulty with coordinated movements. The problem with snakes is that head movement is basically all they do, so the snake ends up just generally worse at life: problems being able to catch food and eat, problems climbing (something ball pythons love to do), issues with direction finding, and other kinds of movement. The more prominent the coloring the worse the brain damage is. While the top left snake I posted may be ok, chances are the white one on the right is full retard. Now like I say, I'm not a snake expert, but you don't have to be to look at the video below and know that something has gone terribly wrong:

A lot of these retards in the reptile community just treat ball pythons like trading cards, where they collect hundreds of different snakes with rare morphs and colors. As long as it looks pretty, they don't care that the poor snake is going to be a spastic for its whole life.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

This males me happy that my dogs are a bunch of mutts created from farm dogs running around and mixing it up. Much cuter than these abominations and never had to take them to the vet for an issue that wasn't caused by them being stupid.

One of the few commercial pet trade spillovers of this is the Glofish, several species of freshwater fish that have been genetically modified with genes from marine jellyfish and corals to give them vibrant coloration.

Spoiler: Glofish

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These are very controversial in the fish hobby mostly because the genes are patented so these are illegal to breed and resell on your own unlike any other fish. Which is stupid because you can put decades into line breeding fish for extreme color or characteristics yet that fish is unpatentable. But if you skip most of that and play mad scientist you're allowed to patent it. The other worry is these getting back into the wild and polluting wild genepools with transgenic traits but more recent studies have shown that is very unlikely as glofish are both far more vulnerable to predation and like danger haired humans are disfavored as mates by wild type fish in all species studied.

Is that the same process that makes glow axolotls? Because my local aquarium store has a big tank full of them with blacklights and they look amazing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Just spent a minute browsing this degenerate’s instagram. This isn’t even the original dog named Redrum, this is his “clone”. Idk if that is literal or just winning the small pooled genetic lottery with inbreeding.
Either way, dog can barely waddle. He’ll be dead in a year.

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If the world was kind and just this guy's arms and legs would be broken and left to heal in wonky angles, followed up by an orbital bone fracture Ralphamale style. Probably getting off light.

As an aside I want to beat every fucking retard that follows up a word with an emoji of said word with a tire iron. I know what an iphone is you fucking niggerfaggot. I don't need a picture.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

I read through this thread for five minutes and I already want to put a gun in my mouth.
Jesus wept.

 

[DotDem]

Still reading through the thread highlights.

I had hoodrat friends and family who were breeding "Exotic Bullys" pretty early into the fad. None of them had crazy noticeable deformities but the dogs they would show me were suffering, struggling to breathe but there was always some retard willing to buy them for a couple grand. Genuinely puzzling.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This has to be the most horrific and depressing thread I’ve ever seen posted here. I get all my dogs from a shelter and the only worry I have is they might be crossed with pitbulls because pitbull owners are assholes and don’t spay their pets. I thought puppy breeders were horrifying but this is next level.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Does anyone have any insight on those cats being bred with servals?

Do they have weird genetic problems or other issues? Had a friend just pay 10k for one of them. It's the cutest and cuddliest damn thing.

/an/ons have also noticed that the American bullies actually have body morphology that is increasingly similar to basal synapsids. The skeemers are undoing hundreds of millions of years of evolution:

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

How about a horse with a nice color but one that looks weird?
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Look at those noodle legs. Technically, this has some bad conformation (weird neck shape, a long back, and back legs aren't ideal).

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This thing looks like a potato. The knees are too far back and the legs are like posts

Are they trying to create a cow?

 

[Deez Nuts]

Another reason to not like the genetic abominations that are frenchies and bulldogs.

Screw tail (sometimes called corkscrew tail or ingrown tail) is a horrible condition we've bred into bulldogs, frenchies and other similar stub tail breeds.
Basically, the tail is so short and curled it is sort of ingrown into the back and doesn't really move much. It needs constant cleaning and if owners don't clean the tail enough then they can develop pus pockets with infection and fungus.

The dogs will often need surgery to remove the tail at that point.
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Here's a bondi vet video about a shitty owner complaining about her backyard breeder dog.

Shitty BYB is right. Dog has this abnormality and she bred it. So she is potentially passing this condition down to others. Of course the puppy they showed, which of course had to be a c-section, was a merle.

Does anyone have any insight on those cats being bred with servals?

Do they have weird genetic problems or other issues? Had a friend just pay 10k for one of them. It's the cutest and cuddliest damn thing.

Far as I know they are healthy. I’m sure shitty breeders exist, but friend of mine has one as well and it’s an amazing cat. He wouldn’t tell me how much he paid for it so I know it’s a shit ton.

As an aside I want to beat every fucking retard that follows up a word with an emoji of said word with a tire iron. I know what an iphone is you fucking niggerfaggot. I don't need a picture.

It’s the fuckin worse. Usually it’s wine moms or women in MLMs who do that shit so to see a wanna be soundcloud rapper do it is kind of funny.

 

[ToastedButter]

It's forcing me to make an account to read that article can anyone archive it here?

https://archive.ph/vE1sr

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Another reason to not like the genetic abominations that are frenchies and bulldogs.

Screw tail (sometimes called corkscrew tail or ingrown tail) is a horrible condition we've bred into bulldogs, frenchies and other similar stub tail breeds.
Basically, the tail is so short and curled it is sort of ingrown into the back and doesn't really move much. It needs constant cleaning and if owners don't clean the tail enough then they can develop pus pockets with infection and fungus.

The dogs will often need surgery to remove the tail at that point.
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Here's a bondi vet video about a shitty owner complaining about her backyard breeder dog.

FUCKING HELL my aunt breeds these ugly monstrosities. I had only seen normal versions of these breeds without the weird tail mutation so when she brought one over, I was horrified at what the fuck I was looking at. The dog's vulva was like distended and protruding like a prolapsed vagina from the deformity of the tail and it looked so ugly and awful I gagged seeing it. She said it was normal. Who the fuck thinks that's normal?
This dog would get my relative's dog's neck in its mouth any time it went near food. Just straight for the jugular. Likely would've killed her daughter's kid one day if she hadn't been rehomed.

Servals. Do they have weird genetic problems or other issues?

No health problems. Behavioral? Yes.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The whole "you gotta shotgun the horse, it broke its leg" thing in pop culture always fucked with me. Its so wild we managed to create an animal that has a near 0% survival rate on one of the most expected types of injuries.

Broken horse legs aren't the same as broken human legs; it's not the fact that they can't lay it down, plaster it, and in a few months it's fine, it has a lot to do with anatomy (a broken leg is hard for a blood supply, horses can't lay on their side for extended periods of time, horses can't reliably support their weight on just three legs, etc.), plus you can't just tell a horse it's leg is broken and to take it easy, they'll react how an animal in pain does, either by continually picking at it, going crazy when someone tries to mess with it, etc.

 

[Mac Monster]

Does anyone have any insight on those cats being bred with servals?

Do they have weird genetic problems or other issues? Had a friend just pay 10k for one of them. It's the cutest and cuddliest damn thing.

As far as I can tell the only genetic issue they may suffer from is infertility due to being a hybird. The main issue with them seems to be their behavior since they don't like to use the litterbox like normal house cats.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It’s the fuckin worse. Usually it’s wine moms or women in MLMs who do that shit so to see a wanna be soundcloud rapper do it is kind of funny.

It'd be funny if they weren't committing sins against God in the process. It's rare when I get close to fedposting but this stuff is pushing it.

 

[Twinkie]

The main issue with them seem to be their behavior since they don't like to use the litterbox like normal house cats.

Ooh really? This sounds like a nightmare. Imagine paying ten thousand dollars for the privilege of having your house destroyed by cat piss.

Just because something is cute doesn't mean it's a good idea (or even humane) to keep as a pet. I don't believe any of these breeders of "exotics" or "designer" shit are remotely ethical. What they produce isn't as visually horrifying as the frog dogs, but it's still wrong.

No one needs a fucking serval or serval hybrid as a pet. Leave wild and exotic animals alone. Ppl shoudl stop thinking they need to be speshul and create a new thing in order to stand out and get attention and signal status. Social media has made ppl retarded, selfish, and lacking in empathy. Get a normal fucking cat or dog jfc.

 

[Klaptrap]

To give people a break from getting their brains SLAMMED and SMASHED by the existential horror of human stupidity I'd like to point a healthier example of breeding.

We all know pugs are horror shows, meet an attempt to fix it. The Old German Pug/Retro Pug/Retro Mop has a new and improved list of features including: the ability to breathe through their nose, Eyes inside of the skull, less folds to get infected, and better health outcomes.

Look at him! So much less offensive to God and nature.

Spoiler: Standard Pug (For Reference)

 

[Cane Skretteburg]