Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Close, it was at work at Wendy’s and he inhaled the smell through his nose. People say Josh can hold down a job and yet when he had a job he literally stood around sniffing his own farts.

yeah but he was doing it so you didn't have to smell them, he was doing us a favor!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Careful bro, she's going to get a pro bono lawyer to blast you for using her likeness!

She's extremely motivated by money and loves pocket watching everybody else because she's too dumb to monetise herself, so this should be funny.

 

[Senegalese POW]

Video Link/Credit to JoshuAI Saunders

 

[bonified retard]

Close, it was at work at Wendy’s and he inhaled the smell through his nose. People say Josh can hold down a job and yet when he had a job he literally stood around sniffing his own farts.

This was after he got fired from Wendy's and was working in the dish pit at The Office, but I digress.

Bonus: Cobes reacting to Your Mom's House podcast's reaction to the clip

 

[JaneThough]

Am I hallucinating or did Josh once say he farted in class and inhaled the smell back into his ass?

Every time I’m like “Cobra is boring unfollow” a little piece of lore like this pulls me right back in.

 

[tony tortellini]

It comes from his Cradle of Filth obsession. He saw an interview where Dani Filth said Ozzy was his biggest influence and decided that will be his personality too.

The gothic human centipede continues on with his fanboying for John Lennon too, because John Lennon was Ozzy’s idol -> Ozzy was Dani Filth’s idol -> Dani Filth is Cobra’s idol. Not an original thought in that dome.

It’s also funny that his favorite Beatles song Hey Jude is a McCartney song.

 

[bonified retard]

The gothic human centipede continues on with his fanboying for John Lennon too, because John Lennon was Ozzy’s idol -> Ozzy was Dani Filth’s idol -> Dani Filth is Cobra’s idol. Not an original thought in that dome.

It’s also funny that his favorite Beatles song Hey Jude is a McCartney song.

I always assumed he got into Elvis through Walt/Angie considering their house is filled with trashy Elvis memorabilia. But apparently Lennon was obsessed with him, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's why he picked up on Elvis too. Better not start idolizing negro gospel singers, boy!

 

[Törni]

Video Link/Credit to JoshuAI Saunders

I really love how the yelling just keeps getting louder and louder and so naturally too.

 

[Your Landlord]

I always assumed he got into Elvis through Walt/Angie considering their house is filled with trashy Elvis memorabilia. But apparently Lennon was obsessed with him, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's why he picked up on Elvis too. Better not start idolizing negro gospel singers, boy!

Nah, niggers make Cobes uncomfortable.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Nah, niggers make Cobes uncomfortable.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

Nah, niggers make Cobes uncomfortable.

Good. Never Relax.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s also funny that his favorite Beatles song Hey Jude is a McCartney song.

It was originally written for Lennon's son Julian though.

 

[RollingRock2]

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The gothic human centipede continues on with his fanboying for John Lennon too, because John Lennon was Ozzy’s idol -> Ozzy was Dani Filth’s idol -> Dani Filth is Cobra’s idol. Not an original thought in that dome.

So the full chain would be Dani Filth -> Ozzy -> John Lennon -> Buddy Holly -> Hank Williams -> Rufus Payne

Payne's nickname of "Tee Tot" is an ironic pun for "teetotaler". It is said that Payne received his nickname because he usually carried a homemade mixture of alcohol and tea wherever he went.

Very on-brand for the boy. And people claim Cobra's a racist.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This sounds like something he'd actually say if he could hold a coherent thought for more than a minute.

 

[Fortyone]

Although it’s very unlikely, I will lose my shit if Marty somehow tries to insert himself into Christory.

Why does even mentioning George Floyd make anything instantly funny?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm being tempted by that exhumedvisions sticker...

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm being tempted by that exhumedvisions sticker...
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POV: You're drugged and drunk Cobes about to be manipulated with a BJ.

 

[anliteralidiot]

POV: You're drugged and drunk Cobes about to be manipulated with a BJ.

...
Do you think her jowls did that weird thing she does when she sucked his dick?
Her chin/jowl muscles have a weird fluttering movement when she drinks from a can. Like she's nursing the can, literally nursing the bottle.