Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Useful_Mistake]

You know, someone could be pretty easily convinced that Ymunkoke is clearly “you monkey” and is extremely turbo racism.

What? You mean to tell me that a man who ruthlessly killed 15,467 black people in 4 years and turned them into pepperoni would be racist? No! That simply cannot be true!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I feel Pat is someone reserved right now.

First off, you think pat is fat? I’ve never noticed that!

Second, I think someone who pays the bills took his story about Quasi, and suing the MPD to get the money back, but also sat on his fat mat ass. So he’s toned down a bit, but the mask still slips (because his face is so fat you couldn’t hold it in place with steel girders).

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I haven't been on in a while, but Patrick is still just as delusional, and fat, as usual.

No, child.

He's fatter.

 

[whogoesthere]

So he’s toned down a bit, but the mask still slips (because his face is so fat you couldn’t hold it in place with steel girders).

Thats not the fat, thats the oil from his fat face. The man is always sweating like a pedo in a playground. I thought his state was meant to be colder in temp.

 

[RollingRock2]

Thats not the fat, thats the oil from his fat face. The man is always sweating like a pedo in a playground. I thought his state was meant to be colder in temp.

The mass of Fat's fat head is sufficient to create a liquid mantle of lard between the skeletal muscle and skin

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You all seem to forget Patrick is allergic to breast milk* so he wouldn't have survived infancy let alone slavery in any generation except the ones where they feed mass manufactured goyslop from the cradle onward.

*We all know mama raven was actually hitting the liquor bottle while nursing and probably while pregnant but in Roman times it would have been lead flavored wine so the point still stands.

He would've been exposed as an infant in any number of societies as defective and left to die.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Can someone photoshop that to be Fatrick on the moped and the cage full of black children?

Very late and gay and lacking in effort but:

>Enjoy the photoshop child

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Despite what we say about his health, I'm amazed he's lasted this long compared to this poor soul
First person to receive a genetically modified pig kidney transplant dies nearly 2 months later

https://apnews.com/article/pig-kidney-transplant-recipient-dies-d6cf10ac76a4bcde1b3021f45b9695b4

 

[Tablet County]

I saw Nicavius Rekiedimus speaking in the forum 3 nights ago. Toga ill fitted, stinking of wine, and he wouldn't stop talking about some new kind of codpiece. Kept asking the freedmen if they preferred their catamites castrated or not.

Absolutely barbaric.

You think that's bad? The other day, Emperor Christianus publicly proclaimed himself to be a woman! I've heard rumors that he engages in foul acts with the late Emperor's widow, his own mother!

 

[Fattyboombatty]

ummmmm
While browsing some amateur gay porn, I came across this video, I cannot be certain BUT isn't the guy on the left..... Patrick??
Its uncanny...... Its a very old clip , so perhaps in his less obese days?

https://pornone.com/gay/straight-seduced/277934751/


Thoughts???

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Pat has been fairly restrained on twitter for the past few days. I think we have a new Pat claim here.

And more Politipat.

 

[internet friend]

You think that's bad? The other day, Emperor Christianus publicly proclaimed himself to be a woman! I've heard rumors that he engages in foul acts with the late Emperor's widow, his own mother!

Have you heard that Austinius gained and then lost 70,000 aureus playing alea in only XV minutes!

 

[RollingRock2]

Pat has been fairly restrained on twitter for the past few days. I think we have a new Pat claim here.
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And more Politipat.
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Is Paramedic Pat a new character? I don't recall seeing him before

 

[Tablet County]

Is Paramedic Pat a new character? I don't recall seeing him before

I think he might have, though I might be mixing up my Pat lore with my Shane lore.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And more Politipat.
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"I am not on medication, child."

That's what he said, Jennifer, that your meds ran out.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

"CNN skewing hard right"

is that a fact...

 

[Creative Username]

Have you heard that Austinius gained and then lost 70,000 aureus playing alea in only XV minutes!

A sentence carved on the forum wall: "This farmer wishes to point out that Patrickus Tomlinsonus is grotesquely fat, and posesses heftier breasts than his wife."

 

[John_Smith]

It's lifeguard Pat who performed CPR, or so he claims. I'm certain it's been discussed ITT. Spoiler: The recipients did not survive.

A warning: When in Rome, don't feed the lions.

Patricius Tomlinsius Porcellum is an atheist and would be lion food. The emperor is a god. "No filius, He is not. Enjoy the Mamertine, persecutor."

 

[grey area]

Lifeguard Pat also claimed he had sewn a severed limb back on with a basketball needle and dental floss.

He really thinks most people are beneath him with his kindergarten bullshit.

 

[Maude Snew]

A sentence carved on the forum wall: "This farmer wishes to point out that Patrickus Tomlinsonus is grotesquely fat, and posesses heftier breasts than his wife."

Fatpigus eunt hovelum.