Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What a dysgenic child April and Nick would have. Between both of their hairlines, any child born would enter this existence with a skullet. A proboscis and gangly body are also likely.

please do not do this nick, children are a drag, remember. only use the balldo.

I actually think if Nick and April have a daughter, she would look like legalbytes

 

[Swole McPole]

I have found April & Nick's song.

That mashup was much more entertaining than it had any right to be.

 

[Potatoherder]

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.
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That would almost be a legit excuse if he didn't blame his kids. The whole point of the day is for her to spend time with her kids.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Unlike you incel prudes, I applaud Nick's upgrade over Our Wife. April has not had kids and has not let her body get BLOWN OUT like some other dumb bitch. And younger. I'm sure this will work out very well for Nick and not be a stupid move at all.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

he's gonna do 3 shows a day, 10 to 15 minutes each, for a week
then smugly declare victory

His record is <40 seconds, plus intro and outro, so he has to try to beat that!

She used to regular appear on his Livestream to the point she co-hosted shows WITH HIM to rather suddenly not appearing at all. That IS evidence.

No. It was about 5-6 shows total, not including the film watch streams on Twitch that auto-delete. She was not a regular cast member or participant in the community until she had idea of having her own channel around the end of Depp and started thirstposting in the LOCALS. Once she got the THOT SHAMING, she withdrew from everything. She was never a part of the main show as a regular member.

 

[Shitting_Dick_Nipples]

People keep saying this, and every time they're talking out of their ass. There is literally NO EVIDENCE AT ALL that Kayla has attempted to get Nick to pull up, or even protested at his behavior. People need to stop assuming this is the case.

I never got why there's a sizeable group of posters that talk about Our Wife being a hapless bystander to Nick's degeneracy. I mean didn't they BOTH go to Hedonism II as evidenced by their photos? Not saying she's directly responsible for Nick's degenerate meltdown, he's made plenty of his own choices, but she seems to participate willingly in his funny and weird antics.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Does the imholtes getting divirce counts as post rekieta stream regret?

 

[House Cat]

Apologies if this has been posted... but I had to from the Aaron & April Divorce Website. Think it's time to contact the webmaster and make that countdown ZERO.

And in honor of Aaron's first divorce...
EDIT: If you don't know about his first marriage and seen videos with the first wife and kids, the April lore, and all that's transpired and seen video, this video pretty much captures it all.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That would almost be a legit excuse if he didn't blame his kids. The whole point of the day is for her to spend time with her kids.

It would almost be a legit excuse if he didn't not bother to show up to so many streams on Mondays these days.

I don't know why he bothers coming up with them.

She used to regular appear on his Livestream to the point she co-hosted shows WITH HIM to rather suddenly not appearing at all. That IS evidence.

You can't be serious.

 

[Space Pope]

People who say that only God can judge people are just wrong. It is my inalienable right granted by God to judge whoever the fuck I want. That goes for mockery too.

On a serious note, it does annoy me when fake feel good "Christians" like to bring out the line of only God can judge me while they are in the middle of sucking cocks or whatever sinful behavior they have no intention of correcting. They also like to conflate any and all correction or guidance done out of love with some horrible judgement that supposedly Jesus told us not to do ever. I won't pretend I know a lot about everything, which is why I certainly wouldn't lead some Locals bible group to bring people down the wrong path but I will share my thoughts in case Nicki does read this.

Nicki, since you claim to be a follower of just some guy Jesus and a Christian, I must think Paul's comments in 1 Corinthians 5:11-13 apply to you as being in the universal Church.

11 But now I am writing to you not to associate with anyone who bears the name of brother if he is guilty of sexual immorality or greed, or is an idolater, reviler, drunkard, or swindler—not even to eat with such a one. 12 For what have I to do with judging outsiders? Is it not those inside the church whom you are to judge? 13 God judges those outside. “Purge the evil person from among you.”

Or In James 5:19-20

19 My brothers, if anyone among you wanders from the truth and someone brings him back, 20 let him know that whoever brings back a sinner from his wandering will save his soul from death and will cover a multitude of sins.

or Hebrews 3:13

13 But exhort one another every day, as long as it is called “today,” that none of you may be hardened by the deceitfulness of sin.

As Christians we are called upon to guide our wayward brothers back to the path of the Lord. I won't claim that calling Nick a drunken faggot is the epitome of guiding him back to the Lord. But for strangers on the Internet who can't take him aside privately and counsel him, I could sincerely argue that the Kiwi Farms is a net positive in hopefully getting Nick and those in his life to recognize the sad, pathetic and sinful path he is on.

 

[not william stenchever]

As Christians we are called upon to guide our wayward brothers back to the path of the Lord. I won't claim that calling Nick a drunken faggot is the epitome of guiding him back to the Lord. But for strangers on the Internet who can't take him aside privately and counsel him, I could sincerely argue that the Kiwi Farms is a net positive in hopefully getting Nick and those in his life to recognize the sad, pathetic and sinful path he is on.

You don't even need to be Christian or any kind of religious individual to see the value in calling out people doing bullshit, friends or strangers. I want the world to be a less fucked up place and that starts with calling out people doing stupid and destructive shit and wanting them to do better.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

As Christians we are called upon to guide our wayward brothers back to the path of the Lord. I won't claim that calling Nick a drunken faggot is the epitome of guiding him back to the Lord. But for strangers on the Internet who can't take him aside privately and counsel him, I could sincerely argue that the Kiwi Farms is a net positive in hopefully getting Nick and those in his life to recognize the sad, pathetic and sinful path he is on.

Having random retards (that he hates anyway) call him a degenerate alcoholic faggot online isn't going to help him. In fact it might make him more resolute on his current path out of spite. The only ones who can help him are his friends and loved ones who are either too weak to put their foot down or are enablers who are just as degenerate as he is. Nick's only hope is hitting rock bottom and hopefully has brain that still has enough neurons firing to recognize he fucked up big time.

 

[dustnight]

Apologies if this has been posted... but I had to from the Aaron & April Divorce Website. Think it's time to contact the webmaster and make that countdown ZERO.

And in honor of Aaron's first divorce...
EDIT: If you don't know about his first marriage and seen videos with the first wife and kids, the April lore, and all that's transpired and seen video, this video pretty much captures it all.

Holy shit it's Dylan Mulvaney!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Wow I'm shocked a marriage built of cheating on his pregnant wife would get a divorce. If she cheats with you she cheats on you right?

Been there. Done that. Lived in my car for a while because of it. Won't make that mistake again!

“THE HIGH HEELS MORNING HOUR”

More like "HEELS IN THE AIR MORNING HOUR."

The man needs an intervention of some intensity.

One couldn't do what is legally needed to get this wreck of a man clean and sober.

One has to wonder what was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Nah. With what a weak fag he has proven to be it's probably something pathetically small that a normal person would shrug off.

He looks pretty good. Maybe a bit too fat. He could stand to lose another 20-30 pounds. I hear liquid diets are popular now and with his LIVER NUMBERS being so GREAT he definitely should POUR himself another one.

Are you kidding???!!! He's morbidly obese. He needs to stop eating completely and boof his booze to get rid of all that weight.

At that point I don't think there would be any avoiding the true crime ending. Makes it big covering trials only to become the subject of one. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

That's what I'm shooting for. This story calls for an Alex Murdaugh ending. Orange is Nick's favorite color...

People keep saying this, and every time they're talking out of their ass. There is literally NO EVIDENCE AT ALL that Kayla has attempted to get Nick to pull up, or even protested at his behavior. People need to stop assuming this is the case.

She could murder all the children and there would still be faggots on here simping for her.

This thread came within striking distance of surpassing the Keffals thread, but then Muta dropped that video on Keffals (which was admittedly really good, so I can't even be mad) and Qween Kaffffals is widening the gap again.

John, you're going to have to take one for the team and trigger him into another Dear John rant to make this thread competitive with the Keffals thread. Get in the shower and give him a call bud.

The only ones who can help him are his friends and loved ones who are either too weak to put their foot down or are enablers who are just as degenerate as he is. Nick's only hope is hitting rock bottom and hopefully has brain that still has enough neurons firing to recognize he fucked up big time.

Nothing short of a Theon Greyjoy style abduction/torture/mind breaking will get this faggot clean and sober.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

On a serious note, it does annoy me when fake feel good "Christians" like to bring out the line of only God can judge me while they are in the middle of sucking cocks or whatever sinful behavior they have no intention of correcting. They also like to conflate any and all correction or guidance done out of love with some horrible judgement that supposedly Jesus told us not to do ever. I won't pretend I know a lot about everything, which is why I certainly wouldn't lead some Locals bible group to bring people down the wrong path but I will share my thoughts in case Nicki does read this.

Nicki, since you claim to be a follower of just some guy Jesus and a Christian, I must think Paul's comments in 1 Corinthians 5:11-13 apply to you as being in the universal Church.

That's the big thing. I don't know how many times some dipshit makes a fool of themselves and then point at a religion to say that they're just good to go. No, that's not how it works at all and if you think it is than you're just ignoring most of the history of religion in general. I'm not incredibly religious but I know churches do good a lot, I know a lot of good people find them important and I know a lot of those people take it very seriously. None of those people have any need to say something like, "Only God can judge me!"

Here's the serious note that I'll judge Rackets and his merry band of degenerates on. There's kids involved. It'll fuck them up and they're fine with fucking them up because they want to do drugs and act like idiots online. That Steel Toe guy's marriage is done and he has three kids, his response is. "she wants to go one way and I want to go another". Okay faggot, the way you both should be going is to not do shit that will hurt your kids, and that's what you're doing. Lord only knows what Rackets' kids see him as anymore.

Might as well go the full Styx route and blather on about Satan or whatever at this point, talking about God is pointless.

Again. I'm fully allowed to judge whoever the fuck I want.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

People keep saying this, and every time they're talking out of their ass. There is literally NO EVIDENCE AT ALL that Kayla has attempted to get Nick to pull up, or even protested at his behavior. People need to stop assuming this is the case.

@Not Who You Think has several very detailed posts debunking this.

According to Kayla's own posts on Locals it was Kayla who wanted to post lewds to Locals and Nick convincing her not to do it.

In response to a post by "ArtTheClown" on locals (one half of the Art-"Egalitarian Bitch" marriage which has since fallen apart), who had sent a message suggesting posting lewds to Locals with emojis over the nipples, Kayla wrote: "I would, but they would still probably end up on kiwi farms with all kinds of crap about Nick's "conservative" wife."

After teasing Nick about wanting to see more lewds, Kayla also teased her nudes to Nick's Locals, but Nick talked her down. Even a day later, Kayla said that lewdposting was a no-no for them, but Kayla pestered Nick until he relented and she even acknowledged that it would violate their "conservative" façade.

That Steel Toe guy's marriage is done and he has three kids, his response is. "she wants to go one way and I want to go another". Okay faggot, the way you both should be going is to not do shit that will hurt your kids, and that's what you're doing. Lord only knows what Rackets' kids see him as anymore.

Aaron's three kids are with his first wife, not with April.

Aaron became estranged with his parents after they told him April should not be allowed around his children. A chatter asked if his parents were right on his show Monday morning and he implied that he may be back in contact with them.

 

[Owlbear]

Nothing short of a Theon Greyjoy style abduction/torture/mind breaking will get this faggot clean and sober.

Probably won't work. Cuckeita will be begging for you to get him off the whole time he's getting abducted and tortured. Especially if you're a man.

He'll probably be happy to lose his dick too, since it hasn't worked in years and it gets in the way of the balldo.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I haven't watched it, but this is a thing.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

She used to regular appear on his Livestream to the point she co-hosted shows WITH HIM to rather suddenly not appearing at all. That IS evidence.

This is incorrect on all counts. She was on the show a small handful of times and was not a significant contributor on the shows she did participate in. Additionally, she already gave a reason why she has scaled back her online presence that contradicts your hypothesis. The reason she gave is that, essentially, she was a weak little bitch who couldn't take the bants.

You are wrong. I'm not saying this to be mean or abrasive, but we absolutely need to squash the "Clean Wehrmacht Kayla" myth.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Just like Nick who publicly abhors any and all drama and doesn't want to be involved but then inserts himself and his drunken rants, April loves it. She had no issue shaking her preteen boy butt and flat chest for $2 super chats and talking shit about everyone, egging on people like RedBar when times were good. (Times were never objectively good to anyone with common sense but she genuinely thought they were good at the time.) She has no kids, she's already a run through druggie, her life has no meaning and she feels nothing without the chaos and drama she attracts into her life. Rackets is the exact type of person she wants in her life and they can both cope together and say "Only God can judge" while they do another line and strap on the balldo.


I have found April & Nick's song.

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I keep wondering why I'm hearing "I've been black" in the song, turns out it really is the lyrics. Black here is probably related to drugs/addiction/depression/whatever but it really fits with nick cause he thinks he's black and has done blackface.