Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JCDenthog]

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

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Right now the cope is that he's busy with the kids and bringing them to various activities. So when summer hits and those activities settle down and he's still missing shows what will the new cope be?

 

[not william stenchever]

Right now the cope is that he's busy with the kids and bringing them to various activities. So when summer hits and those activities settle down and he's still missing shows what will the new cope be?

Severe anal trauma.

 

[Day Walker]

Remember when Nick was trying to talk Faron and Megan into going to a sex shop with him and Lady R? I wish I didn’t.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This kind of place is way worse than gay90s. The area in the back sounds like the absolute bottom of the barrel. Its the kind of place where you will probably get crabs just by being there. Its the kind of place where you might meet a serial killer. And everyone has a bundle of STDs to share.

Cum to St. Cloud! Where creepy old men will watch you fuck and drunk trannies paint the floor with Bud Light gender euphoria!

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Remember when Nick was trying to talk Faron and Megan into going to a sex shop with him and Lady R? I wish I didn’t.

Man unironically wanted to turn lawtube into a harem

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Gay 90s, Hedonism II, now "Pure Pleasure".

Behold what "Pure Pleasure" looks like:



The below sign was apparently displayed at least one "Pure Pleasure" store in Minnesota, but I can't confirm whether it included the St Cloud one or not.

I saw Aaron's earlier comments indicating he couldn't accept what he had walked away from and his wife had fallen into with the Rekietas. I assumed that it had to be drugs because Aaron was beyond sexual shame.

But if Nick and Kayla have fallen so far that they go as a couple to dirty, diseased rock-bottom swinger, anon sex and gay guy "booth" porn meet-up places, its actually possible that it all went too far for Old Steel Toe. I could actually believe that. That it was too much for Aaron.

Why not both?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Man unironically wanted to turn lawtube into a harem

SEAN......Tell me what the narative is on the Karen Farms SEAN.....Come to Pure Pleasure and kiss the balldo SEAN

 

[Nate Higgers]

Gay 90s, Hedonism II, now "Pure Pleasure".
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I can't think of an even lower place, but I will be proven wrong.

Never forget the raccoonocaust

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The below sign was apparently displayed at least one "Pure Pleasure" location, but I can't confirm whether it included the St Cloud one or not.

Need to set a reminder for when August rolls around to take one for the team and superchat Nick about how Anal August is going. Assuming Rackets isn't dead, in jail, or a crazy naked hobo

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Man unironically wanted to turn lawtube into a harem

I can think of exactly one woman in lawtube who was attractive. When you turn hedonist are your standards the first mental faculty that degrade?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I can think of exactly one woman in lawtube who was attractive. When you turn hedonist are your standards the first mental faculty that degrade?

Any hole is a goal

 

[feral cat #6385]

Does he legit have AIDS or what?

He has all the venereal diseases.

Personal anecdote, when I was trying to date, would do speed dating every now and then; would ask a girl how many ways she knows how to cook an egg,

Over easy is the best way. Poached isn't too bad either. Hard boiled is boring and you can't really season the egg that way unless you are going to pickle it.

(which by the way 9-12 minutes at a rolling boil for hard-boil, 6-8 minutes for a soft-boil)

With a teaspoon or two of vinegar to partially dissolve the shell and make it easy to remove from the shell.

Give in. Accept the superiority of having a plate full of deviled eggs instantly on a day of holiday baking. Join us.

Eat shit you nigger.

yep hard boiled eggs are braindead easy

And boring.

Just buy the eggs a week before and they are easier to peel. *says the person who ruined a dozen eggs this Easter. They dyed okay but died after*

Vinegar in the water or pressure cook the eggs.

I assumed Farmers were interested in accuracy. Is that not the case?

Knock it off Cynthia, Twitter is Cancer, Faran, disgruntled locals winemom, Buffalo Dan, Art the Cuck, Still Life, that other locals fag with the punch able face I don't remember the name of, I can cook or whoever you are. We only care about the cow. Not cow adjacents and especially not kids. They've got enough problems having two junkies for parents.

Obligatory "You faggots are now arguing over boiling eggs, Nick needs to do something funny"

Yes he does.

He claims he killed a couple racoons with a knife and a hammer, does anyone believe this?

No. Raccoons are like mini bears.

feline menace is probably out there slaughtering endangered wildlife?

Watch it with the Anti-felinism bud.

If you tell the average person that a pig can also do basic problem solving and have the intellect of a toddler, most wouldn't eat pork for a week. It's just human nature.

Nope. If the pig was so clever it would have figured out a way to avoid ending up on my plate.

Now imma let you finish but listen up here, dolphins are the bastards of the sea and they do not deserve the reputation they hold.

He obviously hasn't heard of the dolphin rape caves.

 

[Kheapathic]

Over easy is the best way. Poached isn't too bad either. Hard boiled is boring and you can't really season the egg that way unless you are going to pickle it.

It's when I started noticing that a lot of young modern women were vapid and offered nothing; I wasn't expecting a girlfriend to cook me breakfast every morning or anything, was just a "How empty is that head of yours" type question. All they could ever say was "scrambled" and I'm pretty certain most of them wouldn't even know how to scramble an egg. I do hard boiled for myself because I'm lazy, can grab, peel, salt, and done. I don't really look for flavor or an experience or whatever; I eat because I'm hungry, and as long as it's not revolting or bite back, I'll probably eat it, and the easier it is to eat the better.

 

[miss ethanol]

I think she would have put up with it if the show was successful enough. April has obviously been staying at the Rekietas' ever since that "emergency call from a client" at 3 a.m. Nick is an easy mark for someone like her.

Nick thinks that the salesmen are his friends, so he is always paying more and leaving with a happy face after being ripped off.

Holy shit it all makes sense now

Nick tanked his streaming career on purpose to minimize alimony/child support

Nick of a couple years ago maybe, current Nick cannot even keep a consistent schedule, let alone plan something like this.

Also, it’s more and more clear to me that Nick resents his wife for ensuring he stays in the Midwest. He has no friends around him and I doubt Drex was an actual friend.

Nick has no friends, even if he moves to LA I bet that Juju would do everything in his power to avoid having Nick staying at the Barbie mansion. Nick might have a change with Kurt though.

He's desperately trying to cope about the well being of his cats and even called the raccoons "illegal immigrants".

They terk er jebs cat food!

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

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This fag has said that he cannot stream during the day because he is too busy with his kids activities but now he is saying that he can stream during the day without any issue and so suddenly? Yeah this guy is full of shit. Also LOL at him saying that he MIGHT do a Locals stream.

 

[feral cat #6385]

In the absence of Nick streams to discuss we've covered how to boil eggs and how it's weird and not funny for someone to make an account here for the sole purpose of reporting the movements of a lolcow's children but there's a topic that is missing: are the gooncaves in the Pure Pleasure sex shop equipped with tripods?

Sounds like you have to bring your own tripod.

Hold up. We also need to know if they use butter from a butter dish for lube. Is used butter lube part of their inventory too? How about "naughty" novelty butter dishes?

I don't think butter would be a very good lube for anal sex.

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

Such lack of respect of his audience. Well what remains of his audience.

Come to think of it, anyone watching current year Nick deserves it.

They ain't smart enough to figure out a way to get out of a tuna net, so fuck em.

I wonder how dolphins taste. Why don't they sell dolphin meat?

I saw Aaron's earlier comments indicating he couldn't accept what he had walked away from and his wife had fallen into with the Rekietas. I assumed that it had to be drugs because Aaron was beyond sexual shame.

Maybe Nick is a Cenobite. Would explain the balldo.

and I'm pretty certain most of them wouldn't even know how to scramble an egg.

Mix cream or sour cream into the eggs. apply very little heat, lift and fold removing from the heat frequently. properly prepared scrambled eggs are supposed to be creamy.

I do hard boiled for myself because I'm lazy,

I used to boil eggs ahead of time to eat on the way into work. Got sick of eating cold eggs.

 

[Journoscum]

It's so weird how this guy isn't a swinger and yet somehow winds up in these places that swingers hang out at all the time. Man, what are the odds! Nick is truly snake bitten.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Not to sperg or anything too hard; but a lot of Americans, especially the younger generations have no idea how to cook. I don't mean you need to be a Gordon Ramsay 3+ course meal either, I mean simple shit. Personal anecdote, when I was trying to date, would do speed dating every now and then; would ask a girl how many ways she knows how to cook an egg, they only knew "scrambled." I don't want to say there's some malicious hand making us retarded nigger cattle... but when I see the pre-wrapped hard-boiled eggs, I can't feel any other way.
(which by the way 9-12 minutes at a rolling boil for hard-boil, 6-8 minutes for a soft-boil)

There's a very cheap appliance you can get that will hardboil, softboil, and make poached eggs or omlette. It's completely retardproof, you just use the included measuring cup. I know how to make eggs all those ways but it's the dirty dishes and time spent babysitting the cooking process that is problematic as someone who works full-time. A lot of people including myself enjoy cooking but struggle to spare time for it while wageslaving. I think that's responsible for at least part of why younger people cook less, a lot goes into meal planning and preparation, and many who are single will struggle to prepare great meals in small portions, i.e. a lot of recipes are not efficient either in time or ingredients if not prepared for a whole family, and may not keep well refrigerated or frozen.

That said, there are so many time-saving appliances like air fryers and instant pots and stuff that can make fantastic homemade food without too much effort.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Noticed Emily Baker was a guest on You Tube technical team channel showing off her social media genius. Still amazing how Nick threw everything away to goon in a bottle.

 

[thebigdream]

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

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Please Rekieta I'm begging you, boot up a Locals stream, these niggas talking about dolphin rape in here you gotta save me

 

[Mr.Bucket]

ith a teaspoon or two of vinegar to partially dissolve the shell and make it easy to remove from the shell.

And/or putting ice cubes in the water. It really helps the shell pop off.