Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Flan Handler]

He already deleted his account

They all want to be the sexy teen girls in their fantasies, but these autistic men could never survive the social Thunderdome that actual teen girls deal with.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

spot the pooner in this latest jubilee video.

But remember, you can never tell just by looking.



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>if it's not striped shirt, I'm logging out of KF forever
>obviously
She's so obviously female I thought this was a red herring for a second. This is why TIFs don't stand next to men. Massive lol at the men slightly nodding out of politeness, pretending that she's totally one of the boiz.

That's it! I couldn't remember the name.

I thought you looking for the term peach fuzz but lanugo and vellus are more scientific terms.

I had an Ah-ha moment because the inverse question to what a woman is, is short and "inclusive". If you're a qweer theorist, then your definition of women is a list of stereotypes. You poon out or troon out if you believe these stereotypes either describe or don't describe you. Consider this.

A woman is: smart, dumb, loud, quiet, aggressive, passive, social, reclusive, ugly, pretty, ambitious, lazy, kind, cruel, a leader, a follower, vain, modest, practical, high maintenance, young, old, fertile, infertile, weak, strong, caring and selfish. A woman is everything under the sun, except male.

Edit, this is because when you answer the question, what is a woman? These people automatically make it negative, and think "expanding" the definition of woman to include crossdressing male perverts makes it more inclusive when its not. "All a woman is is female? So that means you're reducing women to her reproductive organs."

"What is a woman?"
Anyone who cannot identify as a transwoman. That answer is guaranteed to cause some seething.

 

[Redoniblueoni]

Wanna know how bad it can get?
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"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.

"4 inches is quite deep, even for a cis woman"

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

There's definitely some weird phenotype

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This weird, ghoulish, super-long face is one of three or four face-shapes that are relatively rare in males overall, but seem wildly over-represented among troons.

"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?

Does it mean something else? I've never heard of an "everything shower" so I'm just guessing that his usual shower consists of ... decidedly not everything.

 

[majorplayer]

Does it ever occur to these people to simply try not being a tranny. Gender is just a social construct, so they could simply decide they're not a tranny.

Or be a tranny and stop trying to compel people you're something that you're not. I hear sex work and being a drag queen are socially more acceptable professions

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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"4 inches is quite deep, even for a cis woman"

A 4 inches deep axe wound is very concerning. That man should go to the doctor to have it shut.

 

[Compulsive Lurking]

"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?

Does it mean something else? I've never heard of an "everything shower" so I'm just guessing that his usual shower consists of ... decidedly not everything.

Everything shower for women usually means a longer once a week shower where on top of regular bathing you do your shaving, washing hair, exfoliating, doing any extra skincare or hair care treatments. Basically head to toe grooming all in one shower.
He’s fetishising very normal self care/grooming rituals for women and cooming over how womanly he is for knowing what an everything shower is.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

>if it's not striped shirt, I'm logging out of KF forever
>obviously
She's so obviously female I thought this was a red herring for a second.

All the real men knew to wear normal somber clothes for this recording. They’ve been socialized to know that a nautical clown top is inappropriate.
Pooner, you fail at ‘man’.

 

[Tilikum]

spot the pooner in this latest jubilee video.

But remember, you can never tell just by looking.



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Of course it’s named “Jaden”

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wanna know how bad it can get?
Link Archive
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"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.

“That’s normal, cis women’s vaginas close up completely all the time.”

 

[Civillian 18]

God damn it. Something injured getting re-injured. I am without words.

Spoiler: Text of above insanity

I was on purple for 2 and a half years as well. Every time I dialated it was like pushing against a wall. I would eventually get it in, but by the end of dialation I would be curled up in a ball of pain. It didn't really feel like any other sensation, just pain, the closest thing I've experenced is stubbing a toe that has an ingrown toenail. Something injured getting re-injured.
I would let it heal for a week and then try again and by around day 3 I would be in terrible pain again.
I'm still practicing my pelvic floor exercises, I haven't beat this thing yet. But what I do is put the dialator in me until I feel resistance, then I wait and think about opening up my hips from the inside. Letting my hips expand. I know the muscles are going to try to re-tighten and I accept that, then get to the work of loosening them again. I just keep doing that until the dialator can easily go in further. I'm not trying to dialate. I'm using the dialator to gauge how tight my muscles are contracted and trying to relax them, totally different purpose than dialating.
I also switched off of the purple dialator. I bought these.
<amazon link>
The are soft and flexible and are more gentle on my bruised muscles.
I hope this helps, feel free to reach out either here (preferably so others can read) or via DM if you have more questions.

I cannot understand why a woman would need these?

Spoiler: the suggestion

 

[Standardized Profile]

I cannot understand why a woman would need these?

Spoiler: the suggestion

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It's obvious why a woman would need them. They are for girl friends. Why her friends need them is another question, but it is apparently a great faux pas not to have them available when needed.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Yes, a grown man just got bullied by a bunch of teen girls.

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Based teens in your area.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Anyway, later on I had gotten into a relationship with this girl. We were together from the ages 17-20 (She like everyone else in my life knew who I was) She knew that sex was horrible for me, I still put out for her when I could. But when I couldn't, she didn't care, she would tell me I'm responsible for her mental decline and things. So I would just give in, most of the time I would just give her oral I preferred this. Sometimes though she wanted to touch me, i would protest and offer alternatives but she didn't care she would just start touching me, eventually she started to insert her fingers and I would literally have tears I my eyes saying no and she'd just keep going if not harder when I said to stop.

I can't tell if this is me being overly skeptical or not, but this passage rings false and it makes me wonder if the entire thing is either a made-up cry for attention or some sort of delusion. This dude was sexually assaulted and penetrated by a girl he was dating? He must have had a 6th sense for finding psychos, because what?

I'm not saying there's no women out there who would be like this, but combined with everything else it makes me wonder if this is some kind of RP.

 

[Thursday]

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"4 inches is quite deep, even for a cis woman"

These people have seen countless vaginas in the porn they watch, enough to have the truth burned in. Sorry can't dissociate from reality on this one buddy!

 

[Positron]

That's what this whole gender social construct argument is, saying "did you realize that words only have definitions because we collectively decide they do" and then going "Therefore whatever I decide is just as good, no, superior, to what the entire rest of society thinks".

The retort to such an "argument" is that you're not society itself, but an insignificant part of it. "You" are not "we".

Oh by "nonbinary top surgery" I thought he meant chopping out one one breast, or giving himself three breasts like the Total Recall hooker. Anything but two!

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Oh by "nonbinary top surgery" I thought he meant chopping out one one breast, or giving himself three breasts like the Total Recall hooker. Anything but two!

You just made me think of those late 19th/early 20th century carnival side shows performers who were “half man half woman” with a special costume and half a mustache. The bulk of the act was him flipping his "sexed" profile back & forth towards the audience while waltzing with himself.

 

[majorplayer]

These people have seen countless vaginas in the porn they watch, enough to have the truth burned in. Sorry can't dissociate from reality on this one buddy!

Why are we discussing the length of a vagina with these troons? It doesn't matter! What they have is an open wound and it will never work like a magical vagina. I'm not sticking my dick in it. But fuck these assholes

 

[CansOfCant]

magical vagina

 

[garbage cake]

L / moment of clarity for man on lesbian dating app

“I'm not T4T in the slightest. I actually DESPISE the idea of being only desirable to other trans women.”