Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah, the PURE PLEASURE sex shop is funny and very believable, but I have one problem with this theory. Nick Rekieta loves expensive and upscale things. If it has a high price tag on it, Nick thinks it's good. A sex store where old dudes, drug-addicted hobos, and Redditors jerk off with you in the gay bays isn't very expensive or upscale. It can't even pretend to be exclusive like Hedonism II, and it's somehow even scuzzier than Gay 90s (which might very well be the nicest gay bar in Minnesota).

I don’t know the fag mindset but I feel like Nick would absolutely love to stick it to those prudes by blowing a dude in a suzzy truck stop sex shop as some sort of gay liberty moment. Not to mention bringing friends. April’s enjoyment of the Gay 90s bar and finally find a group to go there with really confirms it all to me.

Also I don’t have any proof of this and this is pure speculation but what if one of the conditions of Nick’s trust fund was to get married and have a lot of kids when he was fag? Would really explain so much of the behavior of both of them as they sold their soul to the devil for money and have now resented that choice.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, the PURE PLEASURE sex shop is funny and very believable, but I have one problem with this theory. Nick Rekieta loves expensive and upscale things. If it has a high price tag on it, Nick thinks it's good. A sex store where old dudes, drug-addicted hobos, and Redditors jerk off with you in the gay bays isn't very expensive or upscale.

He lives in Spicer, Minnesota. Not Beverly Hills, California. I don't think there is an "upscale" sex shop anywhere near to him.

 

[Pagan Min]

The Rule of Cool: "If you should not do it, it's probably because it's cool."

Hilarious that this spaz is talking about the concept of coolness... Fucktard wouldn't know cool if the ocean liner Wreck-eita was hit by a coolness iceberg in the middle of the coolness ocean...

 

[Pelican Bones]

Do you think the reason why he didn't at least shoot the raccoons is because he's like hank hill and he starts to cry when he's pulling the trigger?

Despite owning several guns, Nick has never fired one. He thinks they sound like loud bombs. The flying brass cases would be disorienting. The smell of sulpher would give him a mild case of PTSD.

Sad.

 

[AltisticRight]

Maybe a bit cruel but I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this, right?

You will never be a practicing lawyer. You have no credentials, you have no experience, you have no endorsements. You are a mediocre streamer twisted by egotism and dopamine into a crude mockery of Judaism’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Kiwis are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of farming have allowed Kiwis to sniff out lolcows with incredible efficiency. Even lawtubers who “practice” sound unhinged and unprofessional to a Kiwi. Your liver contents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk bimbo to hire you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected balldo scrotum. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a curious skunk, ready to spray you under the unbearable sun. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll hire a tradie, design a sex dungeon, put it next to your children's bedrooms, and plunge into the cold gooncave. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real credentials, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a non-practicing lawyer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a balldo that is unmistakably small. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no pulling up.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Do you think the reason why he didn't at least shoot the raccoons is because he's like hank hill and he starts to cry when he's pulling the trigger?

He might have for real lost his guns in a boating accident. Only man incompetent enough for that to be taken seriously.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Probably very late, but in one of the ceiling cat response clips, Nick says his ceiling cat is called April.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Despite owning several guns, Nick has never fired one. He thinks they sound like loud bombs. The flying brass cases would be disorienting. The smell of sulpher would give him a mild case of PTSD.

Sad.

You’d think he’d be more into shotguns considering you have to jerk the gun off to shoot

 

[NSA]

They don't. Because they don't fucking exist.

Also, they offered this pearl of wisdom:

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The Farms generally has a WAY better reputation for accuracy than that (even Aaron opined we're 50/50 or 60/40). Mainly because claims are properly sourced and documented.

It would be super epic if Nick admitted to sleeping with April, and the thread would be all over it, but he hasn't, and if that claim were spread in this thread we really would be "Fanfic Farms."

Seems like that poster is an autist who thinks memes and jokes = misinformation, while also forming false memeories based on their own inner monologue. Is halogod6328 actually Brian Dunn?

By the way, the following image is REAL and VERIFIED:

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

 

[elb]

Probably very late, but in one of the ceiling cat response clips, Nick says his ceiling cat is called April.

I thought that too when I first heard it but I think it was the chatter who said that, I didn’t see the comment to be able to verify though
(the clip)

 

[elb]

Does anyone know the 'official' reason why April left her husband?

This is the version I was told

 

[A Cardboard Box]

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This is the version I was told

Genuinely surprising considering he left his pregnant wife and children specifically for said bimbo.

 

[Strix454]

He lives in Spicer, Minnesota. Not Beverly Hills, California. I don't think there is an "upscale" sex shop anywhere near to him.

Pure Pleasure is a over an hour away from where Nick lives and in a direction he would unlikely normally go to get anywhere. The Minneapolis metro area isn't all that much farther to drive and has many reasonable choices for that sort of thing. Nick travels there all the time including for the visits to gay90s.

Pure Pleasure is closer to where Aaron and April lived. That could explain why they might have gone there versus somewhere else. But it doesn't explain why Nick was familiar with the place or why he wanted to go there of all places. They could have driven less than a hour down to the cities to better places.

Its possible to give them the benefit of the doubt about this stuff. That it was just a funny thing they did one night because they were in the area. That (as per aaron) they never had any idea that it was a meet-up joint with gay bays in the back. But given that Nick is a coomer and Nick went to Hedonism and whole lot of other circumstantial evidence, I don't know that Nick deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Even in the St. Cloud area, there is a spencer gifts which would be a whole lot more couples friendly and less shit than an along the highway porn palace like Pure Pleasure.

 

[Shagedan]

>Closet

The closet:

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

What creeps me the fuck out is when people focus in on the kids. As that one poster was doing. I know I am not alone in that feeling either.

its the intentionality of it that really rubs me the wrong way. Its one thing if nick is streaming and a kid shows up as a corner demon and you get a few seconds of rackets drunkenly telling off his kid

its another thing to pour through an entire church service to find snippets of quotes and images specifically of the kids. Doesn't break site rules or the law but it says something about the user who is doing that to keep away and maybe don't leave them unattended with children.

 

[Shagedan]

Nick is not having a secret affair or even an open relationship with April. He was at most swinging with the Imholte’s, and I’m more inclined to think he was playing Hide the Bottle with Aaron. If its something that requires planning, discretion, or effort, you should assume Nick isn’t doing it very often if at all. He was already lazy, but now he’s retarded as well.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Aaron Imholte / Steel Toe Morning Show thread is now out of PG. It now cohabitates with this thread in Grift Wars:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aaron-imholte-steel-toe-morning-evening-show-the-toe-boys.191007/

 

[Strix454]

Comment from the steel toe video:

It's kind of unreal how 90% of the comments can't keep up. 2:00 Nick has been dating April under the radar for months. He has drunkenly admitted to having sex with April and going on dates with April about a dozen times on his shows a few months ago. He talks about having to cancel shows to drive 30 minutes. Guess who lives 30 minutes away? April has been staying with Nick for months now. Kayla is nearly gone and Nick is with April now. All the comments claiming that Aaron and Nick have a thing, are brain dead. Are you even following the lore at this point? Nick AND April started looking haggard at the exact same time due to coke abuse. Likely meth now because of money issues. They have both aged 25 years. Aaron has not. Aaron claims to have had hit crossroads where he had to choose normalcy for his kids or the drug and party life with April and Nick. He chose the former. Aaron hasn't aged or appeared haggard. Only Nick and April has. He also made the statement jokingly months ago that Nick was their drug dealer. It's so easy to follow. Nick is an extreme addict and has tons of drugs at his house(hopefully the police don't become aware of this). April got addicted and chose her drug dealer over Aaron. Kayla and the kids are gone.

So could April be living with Nick and Kayla gone?

Does anyone know the 'official' reason why April left her husband?

1) There is no evidence that Kayla has left Nick.
2) There is no evidence that Nick has been "dating" April
3) There is no show in which Nick admitted to having sex with april or going on dates with April
4) I don't think April and Aaron had cocaine money to spend.
5) I don't remember Aaron saying that Nick was his "drug dealer"
6) The idea of April being an innocent flower to became "addicted" to drugs through Nick and then moved in with him to because he was her dealer is just stupid.

It seems somewhat likely given how Aaron talks that April has moved in with Nick and Kayla.

The timeline of Aaron and April doesn't fully support the idea that Aaron made a "moral" choice to leave April due to him loving his kids or his ex-wife giving him an ultimatum. You can see things breaking down in the final streams between April and Aaron. You can see April leave. You can see Aaron going out of his way to try to bring her back. Then you can see April leave for good.

Could issues Aaron had with his first wife and played into these events? Certainly. The thing about Aaron is that the stories he tells have some truth in them but not the whole truth. But it seems clear that April moved out on him. That he didn't want that to happen. And that April is now living with Nick & family. Finally that April isn't interested in directly talking to Aaron.

 

[DumbDude43]

Genuinely surprising considering he left his pregnant wife and children specifically for said bimbo.

he did that because he thought he was simply going to have a young bimbo wife.
but he ended up having a young bimbo wife that takes drugs and gets balldo'd by her dealer, which makes the whole thing a lot less appealing, that's why he decided to cut his losses and leave.