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Moritsune said:
Just got uploaded, but here's Sammy making a video to beg for people to give DSP a dollar. It's gotten really pathetic. I wonder if Nick "Traditionalgames" Bates will join in on that e-begging campaign along with the other exceptionals
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Sammy: "SJWs ruined DSP" :story:

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I'm going to step out of line a little bit and be a bit curious, if you were tasked with trying to turn Phils channel around to the better, with him still there of course, what would you do?
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I don't think there is a way to save his "career" but playing fan games like "Boshy" or "I wanna be the guy" would make him melt down and give him tons of ironic views. That epic salt is the one thing I wanna see before DSP legit goes down.
 
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Meh i think he's a bit more predictable when he plays games that are hard on purpose.
Since he knows the game is supposed to be hard, he gets really uninteresting with his commentary.

It's way more fun when he fails at extremely easy games.
Much more entertaining than his reaction at playing something like "I wanna be the Guy".
 
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BTW, DSP showed his desktop again guys (Bugged desktop mechanics much?)
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The biggest entertainment factor isn't hard games. The best part about DSP is when a game presents a small challenge and he just can't understand it or do it. It's like he has a mental block and goes "FUCK THIS DOOD ITS BUGGED"

That is why chat sucks. DSP's lack of critical thinking doesn't get exploited as much.
 
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Chat sometimes fucks him over though, or he just doesn't pay attention to it. IIRC there was a part in DR1 where he started blaming on the stream chat for not giving him proper tips. It's very rare when that occurs, but completely hilarious when it does happen.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
The biggest entertainment factor isn't hard games. The best part about DSP is when a game presents a small challenge and he just can't understand it or do it. It's like he has a mental block and goes "FUCK THIS DOOD ITS BUGGED"

That is why chat sucks. DSP's lack of critical thinking doesn't get exploited as much.
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Just wait till he learns how to do something very simple and basic. Something that was told before. Of course talked over such moment to complain quite later "This game never told me how to do this!"

Remember the crouch jump from Half Life?

 
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You can probably make a complete psychological analysis of this man just by seeing this mess.
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It's honestly fascinating to see how his packrat tendencies extend to his PC as well

Why does he have Dreamweaver or games he's already done playthroughs of still installed? For staters, Dreamweaver is for programming, something DSP has done precisely never
 
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I can't help but notice how he (quite literally) flails around like a retard during those VEELAGHs of his. Like damn dude, I know you're acting whenever you've got a camera pointed at you, but give it a rest.

And that Punisher beanie is still absolutely pathetic and sad. Dressing like other successful Youtubers won't magically make you one.
 
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The idiot really thinks he attracts millions of viewers and 100 000 of them would give him a dollar? He don't get that 99% of the are the same people watching several of his videos more than once?
On his Patreon he gets about $1100 right now, on 27 october he uploaded 15 videos so far and they have about 65 000 views combined, that roughly 4 300 per video, a pretty ok number, if 10% of those gave him a dollar he would only get 430 dollars a month, doubt he would stop caring about money then, he would just bitch even more.
 
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