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Another of life's little mysteries
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I'm bald, have bushy dark eyebrows, facial hair, a flat chest, and a dad belly. I've been on T for 2.5 years and voice apps say I'm very much in the male range. I dress in t-shirts and jeans. I'm still getting ma'amed/lady-ed/girl-ed constantly. self.transgenderUK

Y'all I fucking hate it here. I look in the mirror and I genuinely don't understand how people are looking at me and instantly going, without any hesitation, "that's obviously a woman".

I feel like I'm going insane and that I'm delusional as shit for thinking that I surely must be beginning to pass by now. Shit makes me wanna lock myself indoors so I can be a one man echo chamber, chanting over and over that I'm a guy.

From the comments
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Let's check that photo out. Even with a wig the bushy eyebrows surely must be supermasculine
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Oh!

And where else does Little Miss Bushy Eyebrows post? r/lumberjacks maybe? Who're you trying to kid. She was seen a couple of days ago in r/Plushies in the Been seeing some negativity last night and this morning and I’m feeling a little icky. Can y’all reply with your plushie doing stuff thread. Here's her contribution
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I wonder if she works for Stonewall?
 
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xh9lqwz9c said:
The stupidity of man coupled with the horniness of man and the steadfast determination of trannies to engage in rape by deception has me wondering how none of these neo-vag guys have been literally fucked to death by some guy who was drunk enough to believe he was about to pound an actual vagina.
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Unsure if by “fucked to death” you mean literal death by medical complications as a result of sex, or murder. I’m no medfag so I can’t come up with any scenario where that might happen, only thing I can think of is maybe some injury to the axewound triggering blood loss or sepsis? I’m not active in the SRS thread like I was years ago, so I can’t recall/don’t know any incidents where a tranny literally died from post-op sex, so now I’m kinda curious.

But if we’re talking murder, it absolutely happens. You rarely hear about it because it’s mostly incidents from South American shitholes, where a tranny (very often a prostitute but sometimes it’s just a hook-up) gets with a John who’s under the impression it’s a real woman. Then murders them in a rage when he finds out he’s been duped.

But those are HSTS trannies. Remember, these are transbians we’re talking about, and I cannot possibly see them ever settling on getting with the kind of man who’d do something like that, even if they were beyond desperate for sex. They’d just go for a fellow transbian, or a femboy.
 
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RandallBoggs said:
But if we’re talking murder, it absolutely happens. You rarely hear about it because it’s mostly incidents from South American shitholes, where a tranny (very often a prostitute but sometimes it’s just a hook-up) gets with a John who’s under the impression it’s a real woman. Then murders them in a rage when he finds out he’s been duped.
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Seems to happen a lot with black (maybe other poc) HSTS. Almost all of the "trans genocide" in the USA that we hear about are troon sex workers not disclosing and being killed by black johns. But they don't like to publicize that info for some reason...
 
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Jamila said:
I have known a lot of mothers in my life and none of them had anything positive to say about breastfeeding. Not even anything like "it's amazing my body is giving food to this child that came out of me" type stuff. In fact thinking back a lot of them were mostly irritated about it, and a few had such bad issues with their breasts or the baby that they were really negatively affected by it.

And I can't think of a single woman I know (myself included) who pined for the day that she'd be able to breastfeed. Maybe women who are TTC and having trouble conceiving I guess, but like, that's women who are actively trying to become mothers. Not AGPs who are sitting alone at their computers in their filthy bedrooms stroking their tuberous HRT moobs while thinking about babies suckling on them.
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LOL truth. My ex-wife absolutely hated breastfeeding (especially once the teething started) except when I would come in for the leftovers and turn breastfeeding time into sexytime.
Btw for those who were wondering, human breast milk is very thin, sweet and almost 'chalky', or at least my wifes was. I quite enjoyed drinking off her, and so did she. Of course I never chewed the shit out of her nipples, unlike our daughters.
Strangely when pumped into bottles her milk looked very fat-rich, but it never tasted that way 'from the source'. But of course it must have been to cause babies to grow into toddlers for all those millions of years. She might have hated breastfeeding but she did it anyway knowing it was the best way for our girls to grow up with everything they needed.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
LOL truth. My ex-wife absolutely hated breastfeeding (especially once the teething started) except when I would come in for the leftovers and turn breastfeeding time into sexytime.
Btw for those who were wondering, human breast milk is very thin, sweet and almost 'chalky', or at least my wifes was. I quite enjoyed drinking off her, and so did she. Of course I never chewed the shit out of her nipples, unlike our daughters.
Strangely when pumped into bottles her milk looked very fat-rich, but it never tasted that way 'from the source'. But of course it must have been to cause babies to grow into toddlers for all those millions of years. She might have hated breastfeeding but she did it anyway knowing it was the best way for our girls to grow up with everything they needed.
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Why are moids like this
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
The potential for explosive anger and frustration at being correctly and rightfully othered in female spaces they want to occupy feels riper and more dangerous coming from a guy who doesn't have testicles I can self-defensively kick him in anymore
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It's funny you mention this, but I've gotta disagree - if being kicked in the nuts is painful to guys, I can't even imagine what it must feel like to be kicked in the permanently festering open wound where they used to be, before you had them surgically eviscerated and turned inside out.
 
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RandallBoggs said:
Unsure if by “fucked to death” you mean literal death by medical complications as a result of sex, or murder. I’m no medfag so I can’t come up with any scenario where that might happen, only thing I can think of is maybe some injury to the axewound triggering blood loss or sepsis? I’m not active in the SRS thread like I was years ago, so I can’t recall/don’t know any incidents where a tranny literally died from post-op sex, so now I’m kinda curious.

But if we’re talking murder,...
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Nah. I guess I was referring to a different sect of tranny. Not transbian. I meant the first thing. Just some unsuspecting drunk guy being deceived by a troon. Never realizing, just aggressively fucking one of the "it hurts when I dilate" wounds. Like, how would the neo-vag haver even live? After reading the proud new wound-owners' struggles with their anatomy, knowing their lack of any understanding re: how a real vag functions and reading about how giddy they get over maybe passing well enough to one day get fucked "like a dirty slut" by a non-chaser, I just....I can't see how that wouldn't end in urgent care or death.
 
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