Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telemeter]

Warski thinks Nick is snorting something. The Steeltoe fag will probably allude to something as time goes on.

That bit where he is running forensic analysis on the barely audible snorts to identify them as coke snot wobbling on the back of the throat were really funny.

 

[Strix454]

Nick's post-college employment history is:

Wells-Fargo January 2006-February 2007
Thrivent Financial March 2007 - January 2010
Law Practice 2015 - 2018 (around 28 cases)

I don't think he made $650,000 in total wages in his adult life let alone saved enough to pay that kind of money in cash for a house. I dont think he even could have gotten a $650k mortgage after 2010 for a house on his own.

But I'm sure he would explain that mommy and daddy paying him an allowance in his 40s is different than him being a trust fund baby.

 

[Bepis]

hmmm...I think the reason why Nick didnt get any money from his grandfather is because Ty Beard lost the trust fund.....

At least he got some neat "Dang it Nick, we lost the family fortune again" shirts made.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Tried to watch this. Couldn't bear for longer than a minute and a half

Why does he pretend like he is the one who bought the house and provides for his family. He went to college for a shit degree, then law school, had five kids, and owns close to a million dollars worth of real estate and has no mortgage or student loan debt. All of that before he makes it big on Youtube. He is such a spoiled faggot

"They don't want to hear honesty, no one ever wants to hear honesty out of any of this shit."

It's hard to hear something you never say Nick. The only times he is ever honest now, are when makes gay "jokes" about sucking someone's dick. The fact he gets so defensive over the simple observation of him being a trust fund baby, never wanting for anything in life, shows how much truth there is to it.

 

[huckbeine]

That bit where he is running forensic analysis on the barely audible snorts to identify them as coke snot wobbling on the back of the throat were really funny.

I trust a former coke addict to be able to analyze and know if someone is doing coke

 

[Sharpeteer]

I can’t explain why but I could see Nick being retarded/impulsive/degenerate enough to take speedballs.

If it's more degrading or deplorable, why not. It's like how porn addicts need to consume more and more degenerate fetishes as time goes on because the "high" of watching something grosser is gone, and they need more.

I could very easily see Nick seeking out more and more deplorable drugs to get that same rush and "high" he got previously. Anything to achieve fake temporary happiness. Lol

At least he got some neat "Dang it Nick, we lost the family fortune again" shirts made.

I'd love a shirt that says that. Probably wouldn't wear it out and about, but I got a few "meme" shirts that I have just for fun.

What current audience?

Uhhh......ummmm...

CGoody? And...... Dog bestiality lady?

This question is too hard, I can't think of anything else. I need an easier question.

It's like poetry it rhymes.

I smile every time this quote gets used. Reminds me of the good ol' days with Georgie.

Spoiler: Cat story

So a mysterious cat has been coming into my yard for months, and I've never been able to catch it. Well today, I finally saw it. After a bit it finally came over and let me pet it and stuff for awhile. I obviously didn't take it inside as it belongs to someone else, but this cat seems comfortable around my place when I'm around now.

I figured of everyone here, you'd appreciate that story.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

expensive and upscale

Expensive, maybe, but upscale? Nope.

I think it’s pretty obvious that Nick is abusing both alcohol and a few narcotics (probably poppers is one).

Warski thinks Nick is snorting something. The Steeltoe fag will probably allude to something as time goes on.

I don't think poppers are classified as narcotics...?

it would have to be much more than that to afford the house
you don't get to save/invest 100% of your income, you first have to pay your monthly expenses, which in his case are pretty big due to wife and kids

650k/3 years would be $216k/year, which, if you have the 20% down payment and a great credit score, at 7 percent you should be able to be approved for about an $780k house (based on max of 28% to mortgage). Of course, you'd likely be living on beans and rice with 5 kids (as you said, though spaghettios are cheap, and when you don't buy stupid cars, plastic surgery, drugs, expensive alcohol, bad art, a nanny or nannies because you don't need one because you barely fucking work, it's a lighter load), but technically. At a 520k mortgage (650k - $130k downpayment) at 7%, you could make as little as $148k (without significant debt) and get approved for the loan. Kids don't need food, really.

None of it matters, though, because if he made $30k/year (or much more than that in total over 3 years) as a lawyer I'd be surprised.

Tl; dr: Nick in no way bought a home, much less two, on his earnings as a lawyer.

Or as a personal banker. A personal banker at Wells Fargo makes, in 2024, an average of $43k. I'd imagine it was somewhat less in 2006. And that's average, not FOB.

Or as an Advanced Brokerage Services Rep, which was his stated role at Thrivent. Which by the way, requires a high school degree and 1-2 years related experience. He had 13 months at Wells, whew. Interesting, though, is that at least in 2022, at least some of these positions had a requirement:

• FINRA Series 7 and 63/65, or 66 required or obtained within 90 days of hire.

Has he ever mentioned having his Series 7? I found another old listing that did not have this req, so maybe there are multiple flavors of the same role.

What a joke.

Maybe he pays the trust a token monthly to make him feel like he's doing something. Doubt, but gradual empowerment is a common way for a parent to try to get an immature, irresponsible, underachieving, and un-self-reliant child to move toward functionality.

 

[Strix454]

I could very easily see Nick seeking out more and more deplorable drugs to get that same rush and "high" he got previously. Anything to achieve fake temporary happiness. Lol

I think in Nick's case its more about using more drugs trying to get back to "normal" without changing any of his behavior. I would think that he started abusing stimulants to try and overcome the consequences of his heavy drinking. When he started taking them, he definately had more energy on his streams though they had also reduced him to babbling, tweaking idiot.

The next progression from stimulant abuse would probably be some sort of painkillers or other depressant. Because he is going to want to sleep and he is going to want to come down from all the stimulants.

I think he is beyond any chasing of a high. I think he is fairly miserable and non-functional all the time now.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Absolutely felted.

Everyone knows something is fucked with Nick at this point. No one denies it but the man himself.
It's incredible to see all these big names go "oh look at how fucked up he is."

 

[AnOminous]

Tl; dr: Nick in no way bought a home, much less two, on his earnings as a lawyer.

Anyone who isn't an absolute retard has concluded exactly this.

That said, the phrase "trust fund kid" opens it up for this faggot to claim that, if none of this involved an actual literal "trust fund," that he is somehow correct in denying that.

It's obviously entirely correct he couldn't possibly have acquired nearly a million dollars in property and other assets without parental or other assistance.

If you call him a "trust fund kid," though, he can possibly Technicality Rekieta you.

 

[Strix454]

I don't think poppers are classified as narcotics...?

Poppers are a chemical compound. Its technically illegal to sell them as something to be consumed by humans. But there are exceptions to the law that allow them to be sold as chemicals for commercial purposes. Typically they are legally marketed and sold as cleaning products or room deoderizers.

Its also something that would have no appeal to anyone other than gay men. But Nick at one point on his locals was really curious about them and talking to some gay guy on his locals chat about them.

 

[AnOminous]

Poppers are a chemical compound. Its technically illegal to sell them as something to be consumed by humans. But there are exceptions to the law that allow them to be sold as chemicals for commercial purposes. Typically they are legally marketed and sold as cleaning products or room deoderizers.

This is why people like Nick go to gay porn shops to buy things like poppers.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is why people like Nick go to gay porn shops to buy things like poppers.

You know what makes Nick an even bigger faggot than normal? He goes to a GAY porn shop. He can't even go to just a normal porn store and into the gay section. No, he specifically seeks out the GAY stores.

What a embarrassing fag.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

He's on with Dick Masterson right now. Hopefully it produces a meltdown like the last time.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You know what makes Nick an even bigger faggot than normal? He goes to a GAY porn shop. He can't even go to just a normal porn store and into the gay section. No, he specifically seeks out the GAY stores.

What a embarrassing fag.

It's becoming more and more obvious that Nick is gay.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Anyone going out of their way to actually meddle in his life would give Nick real ammunition to use, and say "SEE? These Kiwis are trying to ruin my family!!" And the last thing this site needs is more potential legal trouble.

That's true, but consider that Nick is dumb enough and broke enough that at this point he might represent himself which would turn any slam dunk case against Kiwifarms he has into Null making millions of dollars and Nick going to prison for life. Guess it's up to Null if he wants to gamba like that.

"They don't want to hear honesty, no one ever wants to hear honesty out of any of this shit."

It's hard to hear something you never say Nick. The only times he is ever honest now, are when makes gay "jokes" about sucking someone's dick. The fact he gets so defensive over the simple observation of him being a trust fund baby, never wanting for anything in life, shows how much truth there is to it.

Because you're taking away his whitebread ass nigguh cred. I mean come on, all his classmates in elementary school got searched by the mean racist jerkops of Houston who beat them with nightsticks and said there was no point for them to go to school since they'd all be enjoying prison! Nick has lived experiences!

It's becoming more and more obvious that Nick is gay.

>becoming

 

[urr13 account]

American Beauty is lame. muh angry homophobe is secretly gay thinks his teenage son is blowing kevin spacey so in response he tries to make out with kevin spacey. who writes this shit.

 

[Sharpeteer]

American Beauty is lame. muh angry homophobe is secretly gay thinks his teenage son is blowing kevin spacey so in response he tries to make out with kevin spacey. who writes this shit.

I refuse to watch it. In all honesty it would probably be one of those movies I randomly grab from a torrent site while on a binge, but just like how Nick ruined all his old good streams by making everything age badly, he has fixated so hard on how he totally didn't want Spacey to commit the "deed" that even having it on a hard drive would feel wrong.

He ruins everything he touches.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I think it’s pretty obvious that Nick is abusing both alcohol and a few narcotics (probably poppers is one).

I don't think poppers are classified as narcotics...?

Poppers are a chemical compound. Its technically illegal to sell them as something to be consumed by humans. But there are exceptions to the law that allow them to be sold as chemicals for commercial purposes. Typically they are legally marketed and sold as cleaning products or room deoderizers.

Its also something that would have no appeal to anyone other than gay men. But Nick at one point on his locals was really curious about them and talking to some gay guy on his locals chat about them.

This is why people like Nick go to gay porn shops to buy things like poppers.

I mean what went on over there? POPPERS AND WEIRD SEX!

 

[Strix454]

American Beauty is lame. muh angry homophobe is secretly gay thinks his teenage son is blowing kevin spacey so in response he tries to make out with kevin spacey. who writes this shit.

It was written by Alan Ball. Ball is an angry perverted gay guy who has been obsessed his entire life with getting even with his parents and generally everyone who isn't gay. The teenage son in American Beauty is a self-insert for Ball.