Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[BeatboxBill]

Back to basics. Neo-Chris is just sad and weird. I miss when he sperged about pickle-suited niggos and spray tanned New Jersians.

That and him having his imaginary fights with Clyde Cash and torturing his clown doll on Youtube as well as having beef with Snyder, we will never get a unique saga like that again

Wouldn't be the first time I think subjects of threads had friends of family come into the thread to try and throw salt. Remember Flamenco's mom or stepmom going into his thread? I hope it's actual flutter, because that would be the funniest reality, but it's probably someone pulling our legs. Hell, a tiny part of me hopes Flutter is like Caden in a wig, because that would be the real funniest outcome.

That is true, I think the funniest one was probably Dana Marie Cain’s own son exposing her, that was a true golden moment!

Well, I am not saying it is definitely Flutter 100%, I still think it’s a troll, but a small part of me still thinks it is Flutter because of how desperate they want this thread removed and with how detailed their comments were as well as the fact they said they didn’t care if anyone doubted them for being a troll because normally if it was a troll they would get very defensive about it, but this person didn’t seem to care, but what makes me think it is a troll is how angry they got over the thread and started throwing toddler like tantrums and refusing to show a picture of them with their username, but then again, they aren’t wrong, if it is Flutter and they do show us another picture, she would feel as though she gave in to our demands and Flutter does not want anymore photos of her leaked anyway and the person behind the account had already stated that they don’t want their personal details plastered all over the internet.
So in a nutshell, we will never truly know if it is indeed a troll or if it is Flutter, the only ones who have the answers are Null and the moderators and they are way too busy to even do anything at this point.
It would be interesting if it was was Flutter, I have so many questions floating around my head

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
I'll give "her" this, she's been careful, but careful will only get you so far. Some reddit weens have no chill and will totally just follow people and take pictures. Look at Cobes and Danderson, they don't have any issue doing legit criminal stuff to get "content".

That I agree on, the Reddit weens are like a mirror of the paparazzi, they are all money hungry and feed off views and will do absolutely anything to get it.
If it’s her then she probably stayed out of everyone’s way to avoid that scenario and to be honest, I would too if I was her.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Like others have pointed out, Finnish will never be consistent when translated because Fin people use gender neutral words and also their words or phrases are relatively old rather than common, it most likely the troll got somebody who is actually Finnish to type that or they are Finnish themselves or Flutter herself is being a retard

Mate, I'm finnish. I was talking about the finnish version of the post. Which has telltale signs of being machine translation. Sorry if my post wasn't clear enough on that.
EDIT: Also, our other resident finns here are perfectly capable of posting in english, since this is an english speaking forum. There'd be nothing to gain on posting idea you want to get through people's skulls in finnish.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Mate, I'm finnish. I was talking about the finnish version of the post. Which has telltale signs of being machine translation. Sorry if my post wasn't clear enough on that.
EDIT: Also, our other resident finns here are perfectly capable on posting english, since this is english speaking forum. There'd be nothing to gain on posting idea you want to get through people's skulls in finnish.

That's probably the biggest thing I don't really get about that post, why bother posting something in Finnish on a predominantly English speaking website?

Especially since if you're posting about something very specific to the site (ie Flutter) you would already probably have enough of an understanding of English to say what you want to say?

 

[BeatboxBill]

Mate, I'm finnish. I was talking about the finnish version of the post. Which has telltale signs of being machine translation. Sorry if my post wasn't clear enough on that.
EDIT: Also, our other resident finns here are perfectly capable on posting english, since this is english speaking forum. There'd be nothing to gain on posting idea you want to get through people's skulls in finnish.

I wasn’t defending the troll, I did say that it is most likely the person behind the account could have gotten a Finnish person to write the message

That's probably the biggest thing I don't really get about that post, why bother posting something in Finnish on a predominantly English speaking website?

Especially since if you're posting about something very specific to the site (ie Flutter) you would already probably have enough of an understanding of English to say what you want to say?

Nobody knows why, they are probably some kid who is bored and thought it’d be funny to mess with us since we’re all curious to know who Flutter is and what their intentions are.

That being said, if it is her (which I know it’s most likely not), it could be that her family speaks only Finnish and that she speaks good English, especially if she is an only child and her parents moved to America from Finland because Flutter could possibly grew up to speak only English.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I did say that it is most likely the person behind the account could have gotten a Finnish person to write the message

And I did say that it is not written by someone who speaks finnish, and looks like it was machine translated from english (at least the idioms are english, just translated 1:1 to finnish, troll is translated to "peikko" in this context instead of "trolli" etc).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Back to basics. Neo-Chris is just sad and weird. I miss when he sperged about pickle-suited niggos and spray tanned New Jersians.

Classic Chris was great. He could tell people that there was a legion of men in pickle suits waiting to steal his girlfriends and they'd think he was nuts, but he would be right

 

[derpi]

listen to yourselves you pathetic scum you already said how i always try to avoid being targeted out in public and right now i am asking for this post to be removed so if i was just a random stranger messing with any of you i would be trying to encourage all of you to harass and stalk me but i have spent all day posting in the `talk to staff’ section asking the mods to remove this post so would that make any sense for some one who wants me to be harassed and stalked??? no!!! they would be doing the complete opposite of that

i don't know why all of my posts in the talk to staff part always keep being sent here i don't want you freaks to keep talking about me and taking pics of me in public it's giving me really bad panic attacks and makes me feel uncomfortable as if i am some criminal when all i am trying to do is help christine be a better person

and when you said i am a troll for calling her christine i am not i am respectful and accepting her as a woman because that is how she sees herself but of course you narrow minded bigots are ignorant to understand that because your heads are all stuck up your asses

if the mods could give me the ability to send them messages then i wouldn't have to keep posting in the talk to staff part of this site where they keep redirecting my posts here because i am trying to talk to them about this privately and its not working!!!

@Null if you hadn’t removed notifications this tard would have a barrage of “dumb” notifs as soon as they post but now they’ll never know ):

 

[Varis]

And I did say that it is not written by someone who speaks finnish, and looks like it was machine translated from english (at least the idioms are english, just translated 1:1 to finnish, troll is translated to "peikko" in this context instead of "trolli" etc).

Seconded. The only "Finnish" friend this writer could have had was an AI.

I highlighted the most glaring issues I spotted in the text. The rest is (mostly) grammatically correct, but reads like it was spat out by a computer.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

Finnish my fucking ass.

She is probably some regular Midwestern mong, that gets fucked by Caden every once in a while, and also is getting used as a dangling carrot for our exceptional individual to be kept in line in order for Caden to be able to continue his grift more painlessly.

Chris could be learning Suomi on Duolingo, because it simply sounds magical to him, or some shit.

 

[King Kiwi]

@Null if you hadn’t removed notifications this tard would have a barrage of “dumb” notifs as soon as they post but now they’ll never know ):

Yes but now we know and that's far too many people.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Finnish my fucking ass.

She is probably some regular Midwestern mong, that gets fucked by Caden every once in a while, and also is getting used as a dangling carrot for our exceptional individual to be kept in line in order for Caden to be able to continue his grift more painlessly.

Chris could be learning Suomi on Duolingo, because it simply sounds magical to him, or some shit.

Occam's razor

 

[knux]

Hey folks! It's me! Clyde Cash!

Clyde Cash was always my favourite troll. He really riled up Chris to get him to create the best content.
I miss the days of "EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!".
Chris really does need a windmill to tilt at. Having a rival gave him purpose.

 

[King Kiwi]

Mate, I'm finnish. I was talking about the finnish version of the post. Which has telltale signs of being machine translation. Sorry if my post wasn't clear enough on that.
EDIT: Also, our other resident finns here are perfectly capable of posting in english, since this is an english speaking forum. There'd be nothing to gain on posting idea you want to get through people's skulls in finnish.

Do you think Flutter is Finnish?

 

[PhoBingas]

Flutter, the only ones who have the answers are Null and the moderators and they are way too busy to even do anything at this point.
It would be interesting if it was was Flutter, I have so many questions floating around my head

It's like a quarter to three in rural Serbia, so I doubt we'll get any word from Jewsh until the AM in Balkans.

Chris really does need a windmill to tilt at. Having a rival gave him purpose.

Chris post tomgirl saga has just been sad and weird. He turned from the OG cow into another dime-a-dozen Twitter genderspecial that raped his mom and now exists as some sad, trans Jesse Pinkman Caden cartel hostage.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Back to basics. Neo-Chris is just sad and weird

Classic chris was pretty fucking sad too for everyone involved.

 

[King Kiwi]

Classic chris was pretty fucking sad too for everyone involved.

Chris is a retarded Peter Pan.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Younger Finns do not write in retarded broken English, and no way the poster is a woman. It feels all male.

 

[King Kiwi]

Younger Finns do not write in retarded broken English, and no way the poster is a woman. It feels all male.

The jig is up, Chris.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Do you think Flutter is Finnish?

She’s definitely Finnish, if you listen to her voice carefully when she says "Hit that" , it sounds like a Finnish accent
https://www.youtube.com/live/EG2dwtis3C4?si=gqEq4KZdEFiSz9iu

It's like a quarter to three in rural Serbia, so I doubt we'll get any word from Jewsh until the AM in Balkans.

I think Null and the mods know it’s possibly a troll behind the thyma account and are just keeping them and their "brother" on here so we can get a good laugh out of them

Classic chris was pretty fucking sad too for everyone involved.

Classic Chris was cringe to some degree, but at least he wasn’t as crazy as he is today and also he wasn’t trooned out and obsessed with MLP

Younger Finns do not write in retarded broken English, and no way the poster is a woman. It feels all male.

I agree that it is a troll, but we don’t know whether or not they are male or female, trolls can be female as well.
We will have to wait until the tard does a face reveal.

The jig is up, Chris.

Part of me thinks it actually could be Chris just to try and mess with us.
I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time he failed at faking an identity, look at how lazy he was with Junior Jenkins, he just threw a navy blue shirt over his face in a changing room of Good Will and talked in a deeper voice, hoping that nobody would ever notice.
Then we have that time when he accidentally entered a troll chat under his own screen name, left and then come back in under another screen name and shared a picture of a middle aged man he randomly Googled despite claiming to be a 20 something year old male who is buff and has 9 incher

 

[obliviousbeard]

Do you think Flutter is Finnish?

Not going to lie, that would seem the simplest solution. I'm a finn, lived all my life here, I'd wager that she's not from here based on few reasons:
- you go on through all the hassle to get your VISA, organize time off from work etc
- you pay out of the wazoo for airline tickets to sit 20 or so hours in transit (or even longer, depending on where you leave for the Helsinki-Vantaa airport)
- and all of this, just to visit CWC
Now combine that to how yank would say they're "eye-talian", "polish", "finnish" etc because their family roots (or just one set of grandparents) are somewhere else and run that by occam's razor. More likely that she's one of you yanks, whether immigrant, 1/something or just having family here.

She’s definitely Finnish, if you listen to her voice carefully when she says "Hit that" , it sounds like a Finnish accent

To my ear that bit sounds like it could be just about anything. Especially when stereotypically finnish people tend to talk with slow cadence. So unless she sounds like this; I'd say nothing is conclusive on that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5846fmRRmU