Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

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The marks on the upper portion is certainly a match. I'm going to assume he made all of this shit up, someone might have put up an advertisement but they were never stolen.
Unfortunately the location of the chairs did seem to change. He can still claim they were returned, stalker child.

Do people in that neighborhood wait until their grass is a foot high to mow?

 

[DogZero]

Surprised he isn’t just immediately claiming they were returned right before the picture. It’s unlikely but not impossible. Also this gay op significantly increases the chances he was swatting himself in my estimation. To do such an elaborate op over something so petty means everything is on the table.

Pat has proven he has cameras around his property. Wonder if that user who took the picture was caught in any. Looking forward to the autism mind battery doxxing the person without pat having to do anything based on 3 frames of a blurry guy with a ski mask just cus it’s fun.

This thread really just never lets up, Pat definitely deserved to win last year and he is easily on his way to deserving to win again this year. He just needs to end strong, last year the mandy shit overshadowed him at the very end during voting. It’s a four quarter game as they say.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Some of the funsters have been saying that the chairs look darker in the new photos, like they got a new coat of stain. I actually agree with that. IIRC somebody quipped that the "thieves" indeed took the chairs, only to bring them back in nicer condition than before.

Maybe he still faked the theft by taking them to someone for treatment? After all, doing manly things like that cuts into Pat's xeeting time.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Pat gayopping the chair theft adds up now, seeing how quickly he posted a "plz return stolen chairs" right after posting the initial CL listing. What a fat dumbass.

Anyone who doubts Pat's poor 4D chess skills after this is in delulu land. Like I said a few pages back, the likelihood of Pests living in Milwaukee and his city/neighborhood especially is so slim to none. The fact he tried to pull this stunt only casts doubts on a lot of his swatting claims (and I've no doubt he has been legitimately swatted at least once; every other time is him making up shit for attention) and solidifies that he "vandalized" his own property a long time ago too.

... Holy shit, maybe he really did (allegedly) shoot that Trump supporter in broad daylight after all.

 

[one or fewer posts a day]

Speaking of nothing at all I had the idea of a cocktail in honor of fats, and could use some more.

Peñal Colada - like a pina colada but with more enjoyment

A challenger appears:
Celery Stalker

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Do people in that neighborhood wait until their grass is a foot high to mow?

No Mow movement, bro. Gotta have a nice microenvironment next to your house so the local fauna (rats and cockroaches) can thrive! Saving the planet, one lawn at a time!

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I gotta hand it to Fatrick. He's a good writer, just not in the way he thinks. His books aren't very good, but this fake drama he writes into his own life is very enthralling stuff.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

There are three options:
1. Funsters posted a Craigslist ad for free chairs, patrick is a home, catches people in the act, they tell him about the ad and he decides to milk it for attention. Somewhat Discredited by his interaction with the person claiming to have them.
2. Patrick posted the ad, and this is a total gayop.
3. Funsters posted the ad, and patrick routinely googles his name/address, finds ad. He gets the chairs back, and decides to keep milking this for attention.

No matter what, patrick is lying.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Every single lies and psyops made by Fatrick are nothing but a ruse for mainstream media fame. In the end, piggy fails and he only does these just to humiliate his gunt further just like how he eats and orders his food. The chair gayops possibly indicated he never stole them, he just simply make a childish lie just for fame. He really thinks the world around him are mere children that should enjoy his might in prison, but all it ends up was Fat Rick whimpering on Xitter whilst making predictable lies like an immature manbaby that he is. At this point, every single of his lies really take notes of his IQ being below 90 or lower

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A challenger appears:
Celery Stalker
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Add in Old Bay and you got a spicy drink.

 

[Wodanaz]

Props for the initiative here but I would've included the time in the photos and waited until Pat oinked about his missing chairs again on xitter to prevent him claiming they were just returned.

I also apparently overestimated Fat here. It was obviously a gayop with the chairs just so happening to be taken the 1% of the time he's not at home childing the stalkers and then finding the craigslist ad so fast but... I thought he'd at least put them inside or something. It is almost unbelievable.

This. I was thinking there's no way this deranged lunatic who spends all day on twitter would forget to post that he had won again, that the stalker child idiots will never get away with tricking others into stealing his chairs and harassing him. It would be a legitimate win if he somehow managed to get the chairs back. So on one hand I think this person should have waited at least a day or two before posting that, complete with exif data to prove it was taken on the 18th, but on the other, fatrick deserves no benefit of the doubt.

 

[Cap-tan]

I have a pair of very old and worn lawn chairs. If I didn't live so far away it'd be fun to try to drop them off at Fat's.

 

[Kornheiser]

As someone who actually lives near Pat where he lives is the poor side of the east side. Near the lake is the old mansions and it quickly becomes dumpy as you go to the river after a few blocks. Pat may have had the chairs treated and came up with a plan to say they were stolen to make him look like the victim.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Every single lies and psyops made by Fatrick are nothing but a ruse for mainstream media fame. In the end, piggy fails and he only does these just to humiliate his gunt further just like how he eats and orders his food. The chair gayops possibly indicated he never stole them, he just simply make a childish lie just for fame. He really thinks the world around him are mere children that should enjoy his might in prison, but all it ends up was Fat Rick whimpering on Xitter whilst making predictable lies like an immature manbaby that he is. At this point, every single of his lies really take notes of his IQ being below 90 or lower

Both the greatest and worst thing about lolcows is how they never learn any lessons from the blowback that they receive. After nearly six years of enduring this type of drama and the repercussions from it, a smarter person would learn not to lie and continue repeating the same mistakes you made before.

Not Patrick though. He constantly thinks this time will be different and this op will be the one where he comes out on top.

 

[Tiresome]

I feel there's literally only one reason Fat would absolutely insist that the people who collected the chairs were hapless dupes and absolutely innocent, when literally everyone in the world who looks askance in his direction is immediately a target for his enraged oinking.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Both the greatest and worst thing about lolcows is how they never learn any lessons from the blowback that they receive. After nearly six years of enduring this type of drama and the repercussions from it, a smarter person would learn not to lie and continue repeating the same mistakes you made before.

Not Patrick though. He constantly thinks this time will be different and this op will be the one where he comes out on top.

Wile E. Coyote is what all lolcows are.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Maybe Pats just knows not to turn it into a game of capture the flag like Shia did?

“Total PAT dub, I will Enjoy Chair Sleepychild” would turn them into a symbol and he’d be getting them yoinked constantly

I know a personal growth moment is harder to believe than some retarded gay ops, but every river I’ve encountered claims that even the mountains can change.

 

[RussianParasite]

Some Kiwifarmer was out for a ride today.

Lol what a fucking dump of an area.

Were the chairs returned, I'm certain he would have tweeted about it immediately. "Thank you for doing the right thing etc." He has not as of yet.

Nah, he’s a thankless cunt. Just look at his comments about “making sure it gets returned” or something to that effect. If this was something a troll did, and the property was returned, I would not be surprised at all if he no childed them.

As someone who actually lives near Pat where he lives is the poor side of the east side.

Are there a lot of socio-economic factors that impact that area or is just a case of being a white trash neighborhood?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Are there a lot of socio-economic factors that impact that area or is just a case of being a white trash neighborhood?

My understanding is it's not so much white trash but full of Pepperoni Americans.