Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This is probably the closest we will get rn without any major revelations. But yeah, we need more evidence. I am mostly confused about Lynchburg, because Flutter doesn't seem to come from there.
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That's the point. They want us confused.

Chris could never pull this off without help.

They'll slip up. Caden already has. Chris has decades worth of being a screw up.

Flutter will fall.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I had one of those I think it was purple not sure if it was My Little pony. One of my first toys was a little golden horse. Good childhood
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Aww I had a golden/yellow MLP (or a knock-off) toy that was my sister's, I loved it. And a crouching blue one. Or maybe it was pink, it's been so long.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This is probably the closest we will get rn without any major revelations. But yeah, we need more evidence. I am mostly confused about Lynchburg, because Flutter doesn't seem to come from there.
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I wonder if she's more local than we thought, and when she hangs out with Chris while she's on a college/work/whatever break she also has family in that area she stays at.

When she was filmed with him at the airport, she travelled suspiciously light with only a backpack and she stayed at least 16 days, likely more.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Aww I had a golden/yellow MLP (or a knock-off) toy that was my sister's, I loved it. And a crouching blue one. Or maybe it was pink, it's been so long.


I wonder if she's more local than we thought, and when she hangs out with Chris while she's on a college/work/whatever break she also has family in that area she stays at.

When she was filmed with him at the airport, she travelled suspiciously light with only a backpack and she stayed at least 16 days, likely more.
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It looks like they're going to the baggage carousel area and the backpack is just her carry-on - unless OP confirmed they left right after the video.

Even if she's a filthy local weeb, I doubt she would bring just a tiny backpack for the whole trip. It would also be strange that Chris picked her up if she had family available nearby. Unless they honestly and truly are lovers.
 
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Karen said:
I’m pretty sure if she was a local or even semi local we’d probably see Chris out with her more. Not month gaps at a time.
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If she was some sort of handler or ween the Finland lie works well to keep distance from Chris.

Fly from other city, meet Chris, keep him on track, make some content and then tell him your planet needs you and you'll see him in a few months.

This answers some of the financial questions about why someone would spend so much money on flights from another continent to see Chris and works as a way to keep things somewhat under wraps.

If this theory is correct she probably gets a portion of the store revenue for her efforts. It's not entirely unrealistic, sugar babies do this sort of thing all the time.
 
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D is for Stupid said:
But everyone watching wants to know 2 things: who is she and why is hanging out with chris.
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Chris is an adult. There's probably nothing Caden can do to physically keep Chris in the house. Even if it came down to blows, Chris looks like he's got at least 50 pounds on Caden, he could just sit on the dweeb.
Caden is probably someone Caden met either in university or through selling shrooms dumb enough to be the carrot to his "carrot and stick" plan to tardwrangle Chris at the new house. Caden's gotta be paying her, I don't see a normal-looking (as in non deformed or slow-in-the-mind) woman spending time with Chris unless they're being paid, or it's a troll op, but I doubt flutter is a girlfriend troll a-la Jackie or any of the others.
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It would also be strange that Chris picked her up if she had family available nearby. Unless they honestly and truly are lovers.
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What's more likely? Chris has a true and honest GF or some two-bit failed dealer is paying a friend of his to give Chris motivation to keep pumping out medallions and whatever other etsy shit he's pumping out?
 
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the finland stuff feels more and more like something meant to be a distraction rather than anything actually important. flutter most likely has grandparents from finland who taught her some words which she said to chris.

which then resulted in chris trying to learn more to impress her. i would not be surprised if some of the pictures of flutter and chris in the wild were also done on purpose to further muddy things.

it could even be possible that flutters job is not to be a handler but just be a distraction that also helps fuel interest in chris and maybe even helps push future merch sales.

what i wonder about is what exactly does flutter get from this? unless she is more of a retard than chris she has to be getting something from this. either money or enjoyment from all the eyes she has on her every move. even in a reality where there is no praetor involvement and she is honestly just friends with chris.

the amount of effort to visit him just seems like way more of a hassle than it should be. why does she not just move in with chris? whats stopping her?
 
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Yeah, I think people are running a bit much with the Finland stuff. Chris is stupid and thinks that if he runs with something about a woman, she will fall for him. She might've mentioned she was of Finnish descent or her grandparents migrated from Finland and since Chris is a dumbass like that, he will run with it.
 
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SCRAM said:
If she was some sort of handler or ween the Finland lie works well to keep distance from Chris.

Fly from other city, meet Chris, keep him on track, make some content and then tell him your planet needs you and you'll see him in a few months.

This answers some of the financial questions about why someone would spend so much money on flights from another continent to see Chris and works as a way to keep things somewhat under wraps.

If this theory is correct she probably gets a portion of the store revenue for her efforts. It's not entirely unrealistic, sugar babies do this sort of thing all the time.
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This might explain why Caden set up the house with all that security on top of securing it from weens. (Or cops if the drug lab theory is true) The security cams are probably monitorable from a phone app, which Caden and presumably Flutter would have access to. She could see when Chris is coming and going and plan her day accordingly to avoid running into him.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Caden's gotta be paying her, I don't see a normal-looking (as in non deformed or slow-in-the-mind) woman spending time with Chris unless they're being paid, or it's a troll op, but I doubt flutter is a girlfriend troll a-la Jackie or any of the others.
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Of course she's getting paid but anyone that googles him will say fuck that shit, pretty much at any amount thrown at them.

Just imagine being in a car with him for example. You would think he has a death wish the way he drives. I was going to say how he's a piece of shit but the cwcki provides oh so much.
 
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