Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Uncle Buck said:
Do people in that neighborhood wait until their grass is a foot high to mow?
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Probably a situation where most of the property is owned by absentee landlords and the renters don't give a shit to regularly mow.
Cap-tan said:
I have a pair of very old and worn lawn chairs. If I didn't live so far away it'd be fun to try to drop them off at Fat's.
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I once pulled a prank on a military buddy that got completely out of hand. I put out an ad a week after Christmas, offering to purchase used Christmas trees for $10, with just his address. I expected maybe two or three trees.

I hope local papers are smarter than this now.

Edit- I'm NOT encouraging anyone to do this. I went to an article 15 for this and got into legal trouble with the military.
 
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Oh great, the thread is featured again. For any tourists lurking here, don't feel sorry for Pat and go watch some Cryptic Web Chronicles videos so you can see how much of a terrible person he is that isn't worthy of sympathy or pity.

Fields Of Rye said:
Maybe Pats just knows not to turn it into a game of capture the flag like Shia did?

“Total PAT dub, I will Enjoy Chair Sleepychild” would turn them into a symbol and he’d be getting them yoinked constantly

I know a personal growth moment is harder to believe than some retarded gay ops, but every river I’ve encountered claims that even the mountains can change.
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Pat's got just enough intelligence left in his adipose encrusted brain that he knows if he keeps this up, he's going to have things legitimately stolen (disclaimer: don't do it or encourage it. It's more fun to see the FFWBT try to fake everything poorly) by people who may not be associated with trolls.

Then again, if he knew better period he would have stopped engaging with and feeding the Brothermen a long time ago after Norm/11. This is a guy who called in a fake bomb threat to a convention (that the hotel was never aware of or knew happened), vandalized his own property with dry erase marker, and got shamed out of ever going to Hoolies again due to his own hubris. Oh, and also gave away full parental rights to his daughter after he threatened to kill her as a newborn after her mother had given birth. Make of that what you will.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Maybe he does have a humiliation fetish.
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He simply must.
How else could he in supposed seriousness, still sign off every interaction with his prison/stalker/child signature combo despite it being roundly mocked everywhere and stupidly pompous sounding, to the extent of looking like satire to credibly belive someone is using in earnest.

He's got to have a humiliation fetish, cos he keeps HEAPING it on himself with that part alone.
 
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LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Both the greatest and worst thing about lolcows is how they never learn any lessons from the blowback that they receive. After nearly six years of enduring this type of drama and the repercussions from it, a smarter person would learn not to lie and continue repeating the same mistakes you made before.

Not Patrick though. He constantly thinks this time will be different and this op will be the one where he comes out on top.
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But this gay op could've easily worked out with just about any amount of effort! Imagine if he had just posted the craigslist ad, waited a day, disposed of the chairs (permanently, because they're treated lumber), then started oinking on xitter about how much of a victim he is. Don't mention the craigslist ad until one of the brothermen finds it and sends it to him, then when they do claim they must've put it up and taunting him. Also probably don't post a single frame from your security camera to make people wonder why you didn't post the whole video.

No one would be able to prove shit and at least on it's face it would seem like legitimate harassment. And he'd have a good comeback when people bullied him about his shit chairs, just respond saying "you stole my chairs, stalker. enjoy prison". I just cannot get over how stupid you would need to be to claim something was stolen from you while it's out on your lawn for everyone to see.
 
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Pig claims chairs 'were returned'. No gloating, no explanation, nada.
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Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
My understanding is it's not so much white trash but full of Pepperoni Americans.
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Makes sense. Pat is extremely FAT. He waddles when he walks. He's not going to live far from where he gets his ingredients.
RiceofSkywalker said:
Pig claims chairs 'were returned'. No gloating, no explanation, nada.
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How fucking convenient.
Sure now he announces "their return" after he's already been exposed as a lying liar who lies (fatly).
If this was real he would have been squealing on Xitter the minute they got returned.
He had to get prodded by Pests for hours before he finally realized he had to say something.

Fucking PatOps are the gayest of Ops.
The Fattest too.
 
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RussianParasite said:
Lol what a fucking dump of an area.

Nah, he’s a thankless cunt. Just look at his comments about “making sure it gets returned” or something to that effect. If this was something a troll did, and the property was returned, I would not be surprised at all if he no childed them.

Are there a lot of socio-economic factors that impact that area or is just a case of being a white trash neighborhood?
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Historically the neighborhood was always working class with the paperboard company a couple blocks away. Today it’s filled with college students and old hippies.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
Ok, but is there a mod that replaces every prisoner's name with the name of the stalker children who have been shown to interact with Fatrick?
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"Jon Doe #1" - stalker child​
"Jon Doe #2" - stalker child​
"Jon Doe #3" - stlaker child enjoy prison​
"Jon Doe #4" -stalker child​
"Jon Doe #5" - stalker child​
"Indian man in New York" - OnA owner, enjoy prison​
"Leslie" - stalker child, fucking whore.​
 
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DumbDude43 said:
pat should do a let's play of this old game, or maybe a livestreamed playthrough
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Hello chat, thanks for tuning back to Hovel Gaming, today we're continuing our playthrough of Prison Architect. In the downtime I got the torture mods installed so we can finally give Dan Mullen what he deserves
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John_Smith said:
A friendly reminder that the steak in Piggy's tweet was cooked to an internal temperature of at least 165 F. Of course it looks like shit. It'll taste the same way. The Burnt Wellington was no accident. Piggy only eats beef well done.
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isn't part of the patrick lore that years ago he made posts about how rare steak is the only real man's way of eating steak but now he's a coward afraid of a little red on his meat? Could have sworn I saw that on the other forum...
 
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