Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bile demon]

My boy Daquan from adjacent Section Ape housing built a makeshift balcony so he can monitor the activity in the pig pen in real time and quickly climb across the fence to top off Nikki's gas tank whenever he notices Fat has dozed off while soaking in the sun and carcinogens in one of his nigger-rig torture racks.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

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>No mother, you are delusional. That is not an aeroplane.
>It is YOU who will eat your vegetables.
>Enjoy time out.
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One of these images is an un-edited photo of Rick, the other is a photoshop. Can you tell which is the real image?

>No teacher, you will not put away my toys.
>No mother, I am not going to take a nap, you are.
>This is why your life is already over, nigger child, enjoy being made into pepperoni.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Those chairs haven't moved in months, as proved by the 'lawn' growth. They're darker because they were left out all winter. I guarantee he didn't seal any of the raw cuts so they're waterlogged as fuck and rotting from the inside.

 

[Cannibal Fuckface]

What Pokémon ass retard wears fingerless gloves?

riding a bike is one the few situations where fingerless gloves make sense

 

[MilkThePig]

Theory for what happened to Pat's chairs - He and Niki sat on them when they came back from their concert and they both immediately broke (due to Niki and Pat's obesity). Too embarrassed to admit this, they staged the theft. Pat repaired them while the ads on craigslist for their return was up. When they were repaired, Pat pulled the ads and claimed they were "returned".

I'm never usually wrong on these things so please take all of the above as fact. Another fact is that Patrick S Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the tin.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Anytime he opens his mouth food is going in or lies are coming out

 

[AngryTreeRat]

riding a bike is one the few situations where fingerless gloves make sense

Yeah, you typically see people who go out on their bikes often with fingerless gloves. And while I couldn't see the gloves too well, they did look like they are some form of sports gloves designed to give added grip and to protect the palms from wearing on rubber. High friction materials like rubber tend to not give calluses that toughen the skin, they just give blisters.

 

[Judge Holden]

Anytime he opens his mouth food is going in or lies are coming out

You forgot giving Ro'dan a blumpkin while he is fumigating nikkki

 

[Post Reply]

Breaking news, children. Patrick S. Liarson claims that the innocent Milwaukee sightseer whose photos were posted by @Summer of George was really a dastardly minion of comedy podcast host Dan Mullen.


Dan has not yet commented on whether he used his voodoo powers to coerce this field reporter.

 

[The Auditor]

There are three options:
1. Funsters posted a Craigslist ad for free chairs, patrick is a home, catches people in the act, they tell him about the ad and he decides to milk it for attention. Somewhat Discredited by his interaction with the person claiming to have them.
2. Patrick posted the ad, and this is a total gayop.
3. Funsters posted the ad, and patrick routinely googles his name/address, finds ad. He gets the chairs back, and decides to keep milking this for attention.

No matter what, patrick is lying.

4.Niki hates the chairs and wanted them gone, so she wrote it and blamed it on the trolls

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I was sent by Dan Stalkerson.

 

[Summer of George]

Breaking news, children. Patrick S. Liarson claims that the innocent Milwaukee sightseer whose photos were posted by @Summer of George was really a dastardly minion of comedy podcast host Dan Mullen.

Fat Jackie has gone on a bit of a spiral over Chairgate as well....



bonus funster edit of a prior day's poosperging:

 

[Markorian]

Breaking news, children. Patrick S. Liarson claims that the innocent Milwaukee sightseer whose photos were posted by @Summer of George was really a dastardly minion of comedy podcast host Dan Mullen.
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Dan has not yet commented on whether he used his voodoo powers to coerce this field reporter.

Hold on, so he's saying the chairs were returned on the 17th now? There HAVE to be posts from late on the 17th as well as the entire 18th that contradict this, where he's still "looking" for them.

 

[Judge Holden]

For those who question why fat is an A tier cow, take note of how he managed to turn fucking lawn chairs into cawntent

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Jackie really needs to stop pretending she’s not a poo-in-the-loo fake cybersecurity expert.
MUH CRIMES

 

[Kirtto]

Breaking news, children. Patrick S. Liarson claims that the innocent Milwaukee sightseer whose photos were posted by @Summer of George was really a dastardly minion of comedy podcast host Dan Mullen.
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Dan has not yet commented on whether he used his voodoo powers to coerce this field reporter.

This is a libel and suable, Dan should sue Pat

 

[Maude Snew]

For those who question why fat is an A tier cow, take note of how he managed to turn fucking lawn chairs into cawntent

Not for the first time even. He's just so proud of and inept at everything at the same time.

 

[skol]

The chairs have a very unusual shape. The backrest leans back and seat is so low to the ground. All cuts are so rugged and planks thick. Almost as if somebody designed them to support a considerable weight. Could it be that Pat is… fat?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Fat Jackie has gone on a bit of a spiral over Chairgate as well....

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I honestly can’t fathom being such a dumb nigger and waste of space. What is your life worth if you spend it white knighting every day for Fat Rick on Twitter? Rhetorical question obviously…

 

[Divine right to rule]

Breaking news, children. Patrick S. Liarson claims that the innocent Milwaukee sightseer whose photos were posted by @Summer of George was really a dastardly minion of comedy podcast host Dan Mullen.
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Dan has not yet commented on whether he used his voodoo powers to coerce this field reporter.

We all should pray that this retard gets sued by Dan for defamation and all the discovery gets posted.

WHY IS THE CHAIR THING SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL?