DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[detractorzer0]

Something about videogame cartridges for context.
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That's insane. Even without the context given it's pretty obvious she's not trying to be sexual in any way. Phil might just be gay with the way his butthole is clinching around that stick up his ass.

 

[Dragoonism]

Remember when Phil claim he wasn't like all those other react creators out there? That he put in meaningful comments and opinions?

This was all he had to say about Singapores PM's May Day speech!

Spoiler: DSP reacts

When ever i hear him "joke", i can't avoid thinking back at when he tried to claim that he wrote some of the best, and funniest, lines for P7, not Rambo!
This was his humore then and it still is!

 

[johnkimble123]

He should really just change the react content to reacting to 1) how many views a video got and then 2) doing a deep audit of that channel and some napkin math to determine how much money it makes. Then he can react to what he really wants to react to... why he's either better than some small channel or why everybody has held him back from being more successful (but not famous, because he wants to be on Level 1 still or something).

"No exaggeration", he probably has been tip auditing for decades, to the point that he'd call up his aunt when they didn't give him enough $$ on a birthday and do an audit of their income.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

The massive compliation of fingerbiting he does at the sight of any black person begs to differ but he will never address this. That was my biggest hope for the documentry on DSP, that Mike would ask directly why Phil has that behaviour just to see him squirm and what bullshit he pulls out to justify it.

Because it is bullshit. He bites his nails constantly and it happens in some of those moments a black person is on screen. There's so many better things that he actually does to make fun of him for.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil won’t shave this poor excuse for a goatee for the same reason why he won’t shave his head. He has no chin, his head is hydrocephalic, and he’ll look like a sex offender.

like this?:

 

[ModernWelfare]

Something about videogame cartridges for context.
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Holy shit what a turbo faggot.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, go back to 2017/2018/2019, his voice is deeper and he seems more "masculine" (I know that's not a word to ever use to describe him but just hear me out). It at least seemed like he had hit puberty at some point in his life back then, but I swear to God, post-Fat Khat Marriage, lead up to 2020 his sack has shriveled up to a point of non-existence, he has absolutely NO T, his voice lost any bass it had and it now a snort-whistle. Fat Khat must have sucked any drop of masculinity this faggot had inside. I swear, if he wasn't so terrified of people and the outdoors, I'd swear he was a cuck! If this queer still watches porn, I bet you it involves the cuck being involved with the fat wife's bull. A stationary bull to be exact.

 

[UsedUp]

Philip out lives the President of Iran. Gone too soon like Kobe. Hope his Saves don't corrupt.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

What a sad day. The president of Iran is dead, and Phil only recieved $19 in tips.

Can't wait for the Sikorsky stories tomorrow.

 

[Corpun]

Small tangent but im surprised that it hasnt dawned on this fat polack that he should get some people to play with him games(of course his dents are fucking retards and his ego wont stand to being outshine). I would also hate video games if i didn't occasionally play with friends or multiplayer in general. I bet dsp is the kinda of dumbfuck that would play mario party alone.

He used to, and when his dents bring it up as a request he shoots it down and blames the trolls. Forget when it was but it was some COD lobby or some shit and he shut down an entire private lobby because a troll slipped in and started mocking him on mic. Instead of muting the guy he made everyone suffer.

DSP is incredibly afraid of any confrontation and I'm betting he is afraid of pissing off his dents in a way they have some power over him.

I look back at 2019 Phil and go down the line to 2024 Phil and see the changes over the past 5 years, so how about the next 5 years? Anyone got any thoughts about it?

Ideally he has a stroke while on his bathroom break. No one will notice because he always wastes so much time in the bathroom and he gets the pleasure of knowing he died shitting himself in Purgatory. Kind of poetic if you ask me.

What in the world of fuck is he wearing?

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Looks like his mare's laundry ended up in his closet.

Something about videogame cartridges for context.
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Going to play Devil's advocate here and say he isn't a closeted faggot, but this is still a very weird way to react to a clear non-euphemism. I gotta wonder if deep down DSP is still the oversexed weirdo LARPer he liked to pretend to be and the whole matchoor ahdult LARP has evolved to think sex is a icky immature thing now.

Remember when Phil claim he wasn't like all those other react creators out there? That he put in meaningful comments and opinions?

This was all he had to say about Singapores PM's May Day speech!

Spoiler: DSP reacts

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When ever i hear him "joke", i can't avoid thinking back at when he tried to claim that he wrote some of the best, and funniest, lines for P7, not Rambo!
This was his humore then and it still is!

What happened to staying apolitical because the election cycle is crazy insane or something?

 

[JimiHendrix]

“I’m probably the person who on this planet least cares about someone’s race” is such an insane thing to sincerely say lmao, like it sounds like a line from it’s always sunny.

goes well with his "im like...the most anti-slavery person there is..."

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Remember when Phil claim he wasn't like all those other react creators out there? That he put in meaningful comments and opinions?

This was all he had to say about Singapores PM's May Day speech!

Spoiler: DSP reacts

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When ever i hear him "joke", i can't avoid thinking back at when he tried to claim that he wrote some of the best, and funniest, lines for P7, not Rambo!
This was his humore then and it still is!

I don't know why slayer submits this shit. No one cares about Singapore, much less the PM saying absolutely nothing. Nothing ever happens in these videos.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I don't know why slayer submits this shit. No one cares about Singapore, much less the PM saying absolutely nothing. Nothing ever happens in these videos.

When you work in a glue factory, this is considered riveting.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP watching his dark souls pt and he just skipped 2 of his videos cause he was doing the same thing. Now hold on, I thought the whole reason to watch it cause its throwback and shit.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Holy shit what a turbo faggot.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, go back to 2017/2018/2019, his voice is deeper and he seems more "masculine" (I know that's not a word to ever use to describe him but just hear me out). It at least seemed like he had hit puberty at some point in his life back then, but I swear to God, post-Fat Khat Marriage, lead up to 2020 his sack has shriveled up to a point of non-existence, he has absolutely NO T, his voice lost any bass it had and it now a snort-whistle. Fat Khat must have sucked any drop of masculinity this faggot had inside. I swear, if he wasn't so terrified of people and the outdoors, I'd swear he was a cuck! If this queer still watches porn, I bet you it involves the cuck being involved with the fat wife's bull. A stationary bull to be exact.

I think Phil hammed up his voice until around 2018, like a car salesman. At some point, I think he and Kat simultaneously gave up.

 

[Peko]

Wow playing Lethal Company exactly *checks watch* eight months past it's release and initial popularity...

right on schedule.

Is that on Da Schedule? Is he going to play alone or mute everyone in a game that relies entirely on funny things happening because of proximity voice with your co-workers?

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I know the nigger misuse a lot of words, but to me saying LEND is wild.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

and he’ll look like a sex offender

 

[Lazycunt]

DSP is a fucking energy vampire the cunt has managed to bitch about youtube changing the algorithm for years now, he's fucking surprised the trends have changed like no shit nothing in life is static you fucking autistic faggot, he really thinks his fucking retard content from ten years ago is being suppressed or he's just coping but fuck me dead.

If you are a boring person which is fine you probably shouldn't tell the same story again and again with slight or large changes that contradict what you have said before.

If I was Phil I would of suck started a shotgun by this point in time

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Question, has anyone ever openly talked about going after his WWE account?

 

[RougeRed]

Question, has anyone ever openly talked about going after his WWE account?

I know the WWE Champions subreddit had to make a rule about not posting about DSP, so I assume people have.