Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[BoomerSperg1922]

There are three options:
1. Funsters posted a Craigslist ad for free chairs, patrick is a home, catches people in the act, they tell him about the ad and he decides to milk it for attention. Somewhat Discredited by his interaction with the person claiming to have them.
2. Patrick posted the ad, and this is a total gayop.
3. Funsters posted the ad, and patrick routinely googles his name/address, finds ad. He gets the chairs back, and decides to keep milking this for attention.

No matter what, patrick is lying.

4) One of the countless people Pat was a cunt to online and in real life did it.

If he's not prisoning stlaker children, he's creating more of them. Literally all he does is tell people to enjoy prison, and antagonize people who previously hadn't heard of him.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Breaking news, children. Patrick S. Liarson claims that the innocent Milwaukee sightseer whose photos were posted by @Summer of George was really a dastardly minion of comedy podcast host Dan Mullen.

Wrong in every last detail, pepperoni child. This is simply a product of your mental delusion. You have been instructed many thousands of times to stop responding to trolls and seek professional help.

Enjoy toxic chairs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Adirondack chairs are the worst. They're at the wrong angle to comfortably lie down in, but you can't sit up comfortably in them because of the upward angle of the front section. And they're always put in locations where lying down would be awkward (like around a fire pit) and it's more appropriate to sit up. Whoever stole those abominations was doing Patrick a favor.

Also, they're so low to the ground they must be hell for fat people to climb out of.

I'm half convinced Adirondack chairs where invented by a fat dude in upstate New York who sat down too hard and snapped the back legs off his over abused lawn chair and he was too cheap to buy and too lazy to build a new one so he just invented them to shut up curious guests who asked about his broken lawn chairs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fat Jackie has gone on a bit of a spiral over Chairgate as well....

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bonus funster edit of a prior day's poosperging:
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"Researchers" you mean other people the FBI say are just morons?

And just as I settle in for bed, the piggish queer of milwaukee delivers more giggles to see me to my dreams.
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EDIT: the cawntext is just....so fucking fat
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Medium rare my ass, Patrick has gone on record that he likes his meat burnt.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Medium rare my ass, Patrick has gone on record that he likes his meat burnt.

Yeah that's not medium rare. It looks like it was cooked with fucking thermite. Like Pat uses Willy Pete for seasoning or something. It's fucking cremated like his "Beef Wellington"
Niggeroni has destroyed Pats tastebuds clearly. Dry, overcooked steak is the fucking worst. That probably tasted like shoe leather and required half a pint of cheap red wine just to be able to chew it enough to swallow.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yeah that's not medium rare. It looks like it was cooked with fucking thermite. Like Pat uses Willy Pete for seasoning or something. It's fucking cremated like his "Beef Wellington"
Niggeroni has destroyed Pats tastebuds clearly. Dry, overcooked steak is the fucking worst. That probably tasted like shoe leather and required half a pint of cheap red wine just to be able to chew it enough to swallow.

I prefer to sous vide my steak and then fry it in a hot cast iron pan for thirty seconds to one minute on each side depending on thickness. Topping of choice is just a cold stick of butter and herbs. This pig doesn't know good food and just another reason why he's more animal than man.

 

[AnOminous]

And they're always put in locations where lying down would be awkward (like around a fire pit) and it's more appropriate to sit up.

I think they're actually okay on something like a dock facing water. They suck next to a fire. Great, so if a log spits out an ember at your crotch, good luck at getting up and out of it and getting that thing burning your yarbles off you. Actually had that happen once, fortunately it only burned my luckily thick work pants.

They'd also pretty much suck if you were really fat, like a certain Porque Squealer this thread discusses.

And they'd also pretty much suck even more if they were made from pallet wood treated with toxic carcinogenic chemicals to give you ass cancer.

I prefer to sous vide my steak and then fry it in a hot cast iron pan for thirty seconds to one minute on each side depending on thickness.

I just recently bought one of these meme machines and they live up to the hype. You can't beat push-button "exactly how I want it" cooking. I know I'm going to be going through the Guga Foods channel looking for ideas.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

fatrick is the most transparent false flagger of any lolcow.

 

[HackerX]

Yeah that's not medium rare. It looks like it was cooked with fucking thermite. Like Pat uses Willy Pete for seasoning or something. It's fucking cremated like his "Beef Wellington"
Niggeroni has destroyed Pats tastebuds clearly. Dry, overcooked steak is the fucking worst. That probably tasted like shoe leather and required half a pint of cheap red wine just to be able to chew it enough to swallow.

It looks like a salisbury steak from a tv dinner.

 

[AnOminous]

fatrick is the most transparent false flagger of any lolcow.

It's seriously amazing he hasn't been arrested yet for all his false police reports.

It looks like a salisbury steak from a tv dinner.

It doesn't even look like a Stouffer's or a Hungry Man or something at least remotely tolerable. It's like those shitty Banquet or utter no-name brands where it's just a "salisbury steak" in a vacuum sealed bag with "gravy" made of mystery meat like spleens and gallbladders.

 

[AltisticRight]

Paying the tax man, child support, and taking care of your spawn.
Getting a job.
Eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots... of food
Malding and seething at idiots online
FAT

 

[UsedUp]

It looks like a salisbury steak from a tv dinner.
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Perhaps Patrick would enjoy this instead.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’m sorry, I get having a nice dinner at home, but who the fuck actually tries to plate shit that “perfectly” at home all the time? Like, seriously, at some point you just, you know, have a nice dinner at home without fucking dicking around with your phone and instead dick around with your wife.

 

[Nate Higgers]

instead dick around with your wife.

That’s Jamal’s job. The steak is for him, he needs to have an adequate amount of flatulence to fill up Nikki’s gas tank.

 

[Kirtto]

Dan responds to Pat:

 

[AltisticRight]

That’s Jamal’s job. The steak is for him, he needs to have an adequate amount of flatulence to fill up Nikki’s gas tank.

>That steak is so black, every store except the book store got looted and smashed

 

[Maude Snew]

Computer work also applies here. Good luck trying to type with regular gloves.

That's quitter talk. Strongbad did just fine with boxing gloves, sounds like a skill issue right there.

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

You guys joke but those shitty chairs are very impressive for being able to hold up Pat's gargantuan weight - something cargo ships struggle with.

 

[Zaryiu2]

For those who question why fat is an A tier cow, take note of how he managed to turn fucking lawn chairs into cawntent

If the world was just, Fatrick and Balldoman would have both been lolcows of the year

 

[AnOminous]

You guys joke but those shitty chairs are very impressive for being able to hold up Pat's gargantuan weight - something cargo ships struggle with.

He claims he loves those chairs but I doubt he's ever sat in one because he's so FUCKING FAT he would have been unable to get out of it if he had.