Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
True & Honest Fan
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Sissy-phus! Wonderful.
Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
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Tomboys are an actual legitimate subspecies of biological women who would never pack a sex toy in front of her pubes in order to cosplay as male.
Also, I can literally smell the photo.
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What is really ridiculous are all of the pooners trying to wear fedoras/trilbys in order to flaunt their "machismo". It doesn't work for fat neckbeards, and it doesn't work for them, as they both suffer from the same problem...the fact that both demographics come off as being laughable try-hards by doing so.
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The fedora was originally a woman's hat anyway, so it's not the win pooners think it is.
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The number of pooners who try their best to emulate a type of man that is broadly loathed and/or pitied by both men and women is one of the most fascinating things about them. It's hard not to look at them through the lease of AGP, leaving me with the question, do they actually find these kinds of men attractive?
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what the fuck is that?
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A creepy creepy man who loved poopy, hated showering, and had an irrational phobia of brushing his teeth.
Jacques1194
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TIF has meltdown because.....her friend invited her to a girl's only sleepover despite presenting herself as a boy.
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Probably the worst Grindr pooner I’ve ever seen. “No oral” is the most un-gay man, most womanly thing she could say.
Strongly disagree. As a gay man with mostly female friends, while there are many women who don’t care, there are TONS of women who will completely dismiss a man based on their age (knew a girl who would never date someone with the same birthday or younger than her) or height. It’s also really creepy to me how attracted women are to height. I’ve seen women fawn over ugly guys just because they’re tall. This was especially true when I lived in Japan.
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"If she was just honest abt it then I'd be fine"
...no, you fucking wouldn't. That's why they aren't being honest with you. You'd have a tantrum and demand that they atone for their wrongthink sins. Think yourself lucky that they even like you enough to not be honest just as a quick way to get rid of your ass, lil pooner. Sane people would have yeeted you from their friendship group a long time ago.
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And is currently in prison for molesting his sister
There was a reddit thread of a TiF complaining about her friends being transphobic because she was no longer invited to girls-only sleepovers. I hope these people will finally understand that these women don't want you to treat them as men, they want you to treat them like gods.
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Nick Bate.
*spits
He was a coprophagiac and coprophiliac (a shit eating scat fetishist) with rotten teeth that raped his sister.
I'm not even sure I'm comfortable with his sisters pic not being blurred out. I know its too late because her face is all over the Internet and his thread(s) and has been for years but she's a child and a victim of rape.
Currently Enjoying Prison for many, many years.
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Good now you can go to no sleepovers and bitch about how your friends abandoned you. The external validation needed from TiFs is bananas.
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Enjoy or I'm sorry or both.
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Those are legitimately his better qualities
countrybumpkin
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What's the Lore Behind Your Name? /r/ftm
Lots of Theodore, Jaspers, more arabic names than I expected. Might be recent because of palestine?
The ones about deciding to not have kids and then naming yourself after what you would have called your imaginary son was a new one on me. I did the standard naming yourself after a fictional character route.
Lots of Theodore, Jaspers, more arabic names than I expected. Might be recent because of palestine?
The ones about deciding to not have kids and then naming yourself after what you would have called your imaginary son was a new one on me. I did the standard naming yourself after a fictional character route.
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Shitty first names make me MATI. Parents name their kids like they're going to be 5 years old forever, which may explain why FtMs pick such diminutive, goofy names. They pick names like a holistic wine mom would give their children.
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Got a chuckle from this off Xitter:
Aggro Pooner
>>>doughy neotenous face
>>>multiple shitty piercings
>>>has fucking HERPES
>>>"9 inches+ or don't bother"
We're reaching levels of delusion that shouldn't be possible. I'd almost be inclined to think this was a fake profile someone made up as a joke if I hadn't read this entire catalogue of pooner insanity.
"Jasper", meanwhile, was the name of this abomination I posted in the tranny sideshows thread a while back.
(Noah and Finn seem popular lately as well.)
The Arabic name thing seems like another storm of accusations of cultural appropriation waiting to happen.
But, like whypipo wearing keffiyehs, maybe it's okay if it's a way to show your solidarity with the plight of the Palestinians, until the pendulum swings back and it isn't again.
Aggro Pooner
>>>fat
>>>doughy neotenous face
>>>multiple shitty piercings
>>>has fucking HERPES
>>>"9 inches+ or don't bother"
We're reaching levels of delusion that shouldn't be possible. I'd almost be inclined to think this was a fake profile someone made up as a joke if I hadn't read this entire catalogue of pooner insanity.
Those two seem to be candidates for the new "Aiden". I remember seeing some video somewhere on KF of some teen girl wearing a pride flag like a cape and publicly coming out as a "guy" who's name was now "Theo". Literally everyone in the vid was a female, and they all moved in for a very manly group hug when "he" got too choked up to speak. I could have sworn it was posted early in this thread, but damned if I can find it.
"Jasper", meanwhile, was the name of this abomination I posted in the tranny sideshows thread a while back.
(Noah and Finn seem popular lately as well.)
The Arabic name thing seems like another storm of accusations of cultural appropriation waiting to happen.
But, like whypipo wearing keffiyehs, maybe it's okay if it's a way to show your solidarity with the plight of the Palestinians, until the pendulum swings back and it isn't again.