Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 80 30.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.3%

  • Total voters
    260
Why do I get the feeling that Ralph thought he would have his Metokur vs Xanny Ralph moment if he got on?
It is literally impossible to roast Metokur because he is a fictional character being played by a barely animated corpse. This is what Ethan is incapable of understanding: He is Ethan Ralph. Jim is a character.
So drunk he's raging against his entire rogues gallery.
Does he have a rogues gallery or is it just a bunch of people telling him to stop doing drugs and chugging 100 proof liquor?
When the dopamine runs out and the dick don't work but the camera is on.
I'm just going to leave this here, I hope Nick sees this; what the fuck happened?

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Victory has defeated you!
 
Aaron did molly 7 times and cocaine 5 or 6 times in the past 6 months. I'm pressing X to doubt this one, aren't the numbers a little too specific? Liars aren't know for making things too specific when they lie. Right?

He's now coping about love and support after cutting out the drugs.
He's very mad. He claimed he's sorted stuff out with his ex-wife regarding shared custody.

Aaron talks about someone incriminating himself and running his big mouth on their own show after Aaron's show.
Aaron has a day show and a night one, so his previous one was at night, which means after that... which means...
Balldo callout!

He's now talking about boring Jew shit.
STFU about Jews.
Zzzz snooze
Crossposting, the show is generally fucking boring though.
 
Can we take a second to appreciate Kino Casino’s coverage of Rekieta?

They’re a great duo: Warski being the sparring partner, straight man and occasional hype man, while PPP reminds me of one of those military experts that CNN brings on every time something blows up in a shithole country.

“What’s happening here is Nick has reached new levels of depravity, luring in April with the swinging sex and the lines of coke while not even bothering to defend her in court. You hire Nick for a traffic ticket, you end up getting divorced!”
PPP is funny as fuck, especially now that he seems to have gotten a handle on his autistic tendency to drag out jokes. I don't have anything against Tardski, the problem is that he seems like he's perpetually fucked up on something. I keep hoping he succeeds, and it looks like he's been trying but whenever he tries to make a joke it doesn't land at ALL. There are way better sounding boards out there.

Overall, the Kino Casino's gotten me in stitches lately so I'd say they're doing a good job! Can't wait to see what they make of this entire situation, the only thing that would be better is Gym coming back to comment on this shit
 
Balldo Man looking like a Nazi caricature
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There was a point where it looked like he was going to faint and then came back. Either that or he was about to throw up and fought it.
We really need a clip of that part. I don't have OBS set up, but it looked scary, man.

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That image reminds me of the old tech demos where they render a weird looking dude with bad skin to really test/show off the engines.
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Here's the part I was talking about earlier, where it looks like he's about to faint or his brain is shutting down for a couple seconds. Looks pretty horrifying.

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He just barely keeps it together enough to not go full mersh stroke. Next time he won’t be so lucky.

The single eye thing is such a classic black out drunk phenomenon. Seeing such permanent double vision that you think closing one eye will focus your vision more.
 
>call it an early night
>go to sleep
>wake up to 20 pages about this faggot skeleton
I knew he was going to have a total meltdown about this but wow.
Here's the part I was talking about earlier, where it looks like he's about to faint or his brain is shutting down for a couple seconds. Looks pretty horrifying.
It's the Wernicke-Korsakoff kicking in. He probably won't even remember any of this in the morning afternoon when he wakes up, or more like comes out of his coma.
 
Nick Rekieta - 5/20/24 - Lost Appeal
You did this to me Jim!

Distraught

Bad day, lawyers lost

Doesn't wanna settle

Nick sent a letter to Monty's lawyers

Discovery

Upset at Randazza

Monty hasn't disproven the claims

Nick thinks Monty touches boys

Wants to put Randazza on a cross

Principle
Didn't watch his show

Hope he makes a million dollars

Spaghetti-O's

Slips and mentions things on show
Metokur did this

Dreams of going to Metokur's house

Back from break, come on the show
Nick's ERP sesh

Doesn't answer in a timely manner
Grew up watching Metokur

Mumbling

Parking houses
Bull

Chef Red Pill

Bottle clinkin

Locals

What Nick wants to do to DSP

Ralpha-eye

Too many kids

Trust fund

Tweaking

Ending stream

Bonus:

Can you spot the difference between before and after the last break?
 
dorito: devoured.
Time to move this thread to the deathfats board.

>call it an early night
>go to sleep
>wake up to 20 pages about this faggot skeleton
I knew he was going to have a total meltdown about this but wow.

It's the Wernicke-Korsakoff kicking in. He probably won't even remember any of this in the morning afternoon when he wakes up, or more like comes out of his coma.
Oh you're in for a ride. Get your coffee ready and lock away all your firearms.
Hell, lock away anything that's pointy and sharp.
 
Crossposting, the show is generally fucking boring though.
To add a little bit more detail from the first twenty minutes:

- Aaron hasn't talked to Nick in 6 or 7 weeks
- last message was that the world would be a better place if he ended himself
- Aaron thinks he's been a convenient scapegoat for all that was going wrong
- last night was all he wanted to say right now
- he's doing a lot of things to get over the last 6 months
- he goes to therapy and a "particular group meeting" on Sundays
- can't talk to any of the people he used to talk to
- he could give the internet exactly what they want, but it wouldn't help him
- he feels that if he ever associated with the people from the last six months, he would get gaslit and made to feel like he's fucking insane
- he was doing "remarkably unhealthy shit", not talking about drugs, he was already done with that, didn't do them for very long
- people are saying some things were said on someone else's show, if that's true Aaron will address them
- hears about Nick's "stories and lies" comment
- thinks "that other person" sounds very defensive, nervous
- "Oh my God, my nose is running, how ironic!"
- "Tell me if this is a lie: Over the last six months, I did Cocaine three or four times; over the last six months, I did molly 6-7 times."
- "I didn't say who it was with, I didn't say where it was"
- "Motherfucker, this wasn't about you! Which is a sentence I had to use a lot with certain people in my life."
- "Shut the fuck up, leave me the fuck alone, you got nothing to worry about."
- It's disappointing to hear that right after Aaron's show where he talks about himself, someone else has to run their fucking mouth
 
The more he talks about molestation the more apparent its projection. No alleged straight man should be this obsessed with making jokes of sexual exploitation of minors, especially if they are a father themselves.
Comes across as someone who is mad that he didn’t get molested when he was a child
technically he said he was sucking off boys, not little boys. But it was right after calling a monty a pedo so one could say it's implied but thats not lawsuit material.
Null wouldn’t sue him because, like Keffals, Rekieta is literally too retarded to take anything he says seriously
 
It's the Wernicke-Korsakoff kicking in. He probably won't even remember any of this in the morning afternoon when he wakes up, or more like comes out of his coma.
But Randazza and the judge will. Also, is it just me or is "vagina liquor" one of the most disgusting terms for vaginal fluids ever? Like I cannot make it sound sexy dirty in my head. Just gross dirty
 
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