Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lidl Drip]

The saddest thing is knowing that his kids still live with him and probably walk in on him being passed out in his own piss and vomit on a regular basis and they can't even go to their mother for help because she's doing the same thing.

The oldest ones are having to grow up real fast right now, taking on the role of parent for the young ones. I'm guessing the grandparents aren't involved enough to know what is happening or holding off on intervening because no big bad event has happened yet, but it's looking more and more like Nick is going to wrap a car full of kids around a telephone pole one of these days and then they're gonna be sorry to not have forced him into rehab.

As funny as his drunk streams are, it comes with a very bitter aftertaste knowing that this will likely end in a big tragedy.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I missed a monumental pillstream, it seems. Cheers to all who archived and took screenshots. I eagerly await the impending coverage of this insanity

 

[Pagan Min]

> Me going to bed early because not feeling well
> wake up 8 hours later
Hmm, I wonder if Rackets did any streaming after his failure of an appeal...
> Sees 20+ pages accrued
HOLY SHIT!!!
> Much reading later...

Well, THAT was quite the shit-show I missed... LOL! If Metokur doesn't do a thorough roasting of Balldo on his upcoming stream, then there's no hope for our favorite little hat salesman...

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

The saddest thing is knowing that his kids still live with him and probably walk in on him being passed out in his own piss and vomit on a regular basis and they can't even go to their mother for help because she's doing the same thing.

The oldest ones are having to grow up real fast right now, taking on the role of parent for the young ones. I'm guessing the grandparents aren't involved enough to know what is happening or holding off on intervening because no big bad event has happened yet, but it's looking more and more like Nick is going to wrap a car full of kids around a telephone pole one of these days and then they're gonna be sorry to not have forced him into rehab.

As funny as his drunk streams are, it comes with a very bitter aftertaste knowing that this will likely end in a big tragedy.

Its worse when you know Nick's kids and their friends are seeing videos of him on Youtube making a fool out of himself as well as seeing the pictures of the bottles...

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

If anyone here ever makes the mistake of feeling sorry for Nick like I initially did upon seeing his most recent cope stream, always bear in mind that the life he's living wasn't thrust upon him. He chose to throw away everything he had accomplished over the last few years so he could be a drugged up degenerate underscore for Daxipad. It would be funny if it weren't for the fact that he's got kids who have to deal with the trauma of seeing their dad go from their loving care provider to a drug addled, boozed up, sex pest who seems to actively detest their presence in his life. A father should always be prepared to kill and die for their children but Nick couldn't even be bothered to stay sober for their sake.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I'm sure insulting the judge will turn out very well for him.

What is within the realm of possibility? Will she just dress him down or what?

 

[WEEKEND]

Fucking Christ, Nick looks like he's got end stage cancer. Nigga looks bad.

 

[PrimeVector]

It seems Nick has no desire to live a million additional years.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yup he is biting his finger too

Makes a change from biting his pillow I suppose.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I'm just glad it all happened the day before the mati stream so my boy jersh has time to catch all the drunk rambling.

 

[dustnight]

LOL! If Metokur doesn't do a thorough roasting of Balldo on his upcoming stream, then there's no hope for our favorite little hat salesman...

You WILL watch the mersh stream
You WILL buy the hats
And you WILL be happy!

 

[LanternsNSongs]

In the 45 minute break I bet someone tried to intervene, be it April or Kayla trying to tard wrangle him or be it someone like Metokur or Randazza telling him to shut the fuck up about them. It clearly didn't work but snorting coke shouldn't take that long, he did something else.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I hope that Rekieta cucks the Metokur Pat Stream like Rekieta cucked that fat loser Patrick out of Lolcow of the Year. These two fat losers are entertaining, though.

 

[Anstiv]

The thing that really strikes me about this stream is how paranoid Nick is. I have no doubt that super chats from people talking about their divorce and other things are sometimes from trolls trying to see how Nick reacts to things. But the issue is that Nick treats everything like it's from a troll now. He sometimes acts and pretends he doesn't think it's from a troll, but you can tell that he reads everything from his audience as though it's from trolls.

At that point, why not quit? I genuinely don't understand why someone would continue to stream when they think everyone in their audience is a troll. Even if that's not true, if that's what you see, why do you continue?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Remember, Nick brought this downfall on himself. We shouldn't feel sorry for him.

 

[the_hidden_one]

I was expecting Jim's stream this weekend to be about Fatrick, but I think there may be a change in programming.

 

[WEEKEND]

Even Ralph at his worst is more coherent than this.

 

[AnOminous]

What is within the realm of possibility? Will she just dress him down or what?

She probably won't even mention it. But if she did he would seethe impotently.

Remember, Nick brought this downfall on himself. We shouldn't feel sorry for him.

The nasty little worm spit in the face of anyone who tried to advise him against his deranged course of conduct.

At that point, why not quit? I genuinely don't understand why someone would continue to stream when they think everyone in their audience is a troll. Even if that's not true, if that's what you see, why do you continue?

He's actually mostly right, because he's such a piece of shit he's driven off anyone who isn't a troll. There's no reward in trying to help him, so anyone still around is goading him on to failure, which he deserves.

 

[Telemeter]

at this point of the dying sektur, do you think the rekietaverse may actually be expansive enough to replace the ethan ralph/sektur board on kf? ain't nothing is happening over there.

i didn't think it was possible because the only other character in the rekietaverse was drex, but this steel toe spin-off can be a potential franchise on its own.

Rekieta is part of the Sektur.

If anything, this thread should be moved to the Sektur board, since Rekieta isn't really grifting anything anymore, he's just a degenerate alcoholic, like Ralph.

 

[Harm]

Spectacular livestream! Best Rekieta content since his 7 hours drunken copefest against Eric July or his crash-and-burn stand-up set. Ugh, this feels like content made specifically for me, but it's here for everyone to cherish.

If Nick or Pillwife really are secretly terminally ill, then he's probably banking HARD on getting enough sympathy points from the big reveal to undo all the ill-will being accrued from these past few months of debauchery. I don't think it's going to work beyond the cabal of idiots who still throw $10 at the psycho to christen their newborns.

Whatever comes next, I am SO here for it!