Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[FedPostalService]

I came for the pooner but stayed for the beavers

 

[James Brown]

Stole this from X - gave me a good chuckle

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I have yet to see a picture where she doesn't look like an HIV+, typhus-infected Holocaust victim. If you want to be the posterthing for your identity, wouldn't you want to make it look healthy and appealing, and not thinspo? Or do they all just have terminal ~UwU smol sickboi sickgorl fwagile bean~~ syndrome?

 

[James Brown]

either Page said to her people "I've got an idea for the cover--I'll pose in a wifebeater like I'm a muscular working class man

>be trans
>show that you really are the opposite gender by dressing up as the most vomit-inducing stereotypes of the prior century

Like pottery.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

My husband re-watched Inception the other night, and I caught a glimpse of it.

Meanwhile, I actually re-watched the first X-Men movie trilogy since it had been 15 years or something since I last saw those (and X-Men '97 kind of has me on a kick right now).

And speaking of Ellen Page's work, I still adore the movie Juno. Diablo Cody may be a one trick pony, but that one trick she did back in 2007 was really well-done. lol.

It's so fucking sad to see Ellen Page from back in the day now ... She had such a bright future ahead of her. "Elliot" can claim how happy "he" is now, but we all see that there's no light in "his" eyes anymore. Even before she trooned out, she's spent the past several years constantly sounding like she was on the verge of tears.

I guarantee that Ellen Page is going to 41% herself. It's sad as hell, man. That said, I'd feel even more sorry for her if she didn't use her platform to reach out to young and impressionable people like SO many from the alphabet community have in nefarious ways.

EDIT: Also ... Anyone else remember when she came out as a lesbian about 10 years ago? She seemed so confident and still bright-eyed when she did it. While I 100% was not shocked she came out as gay years ago and totally believe that she's a lesbian, her very obvious mental health trajectory started when she formally became a part of the Alphabet club. Shortly after coming out she became a hardcore activist (remember when she made an ass of herself in front of Ted Cruz, of all people? LOL), started to look and sound downright sickly, and then trooned out and looks like a shell of a human being now. It's crazy.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

We should have a beaver pun in the thread subtitle at this point. Being afraid of rodents is a very typical womanly response, and while you could understand someone's aversion to something like squirrels, it takes a special lolcow to be afraid of beavers.

Like if God had a favorite rodent, it'd be a tie between the capybara and the beaver, the latter simply because the tail was used again for the platypus because the paddle tail is a great design.

Big rodents are based.

 

[Crex Crex]

I wish Castoroides were still alive. If Ellen's afraid of normal beavers snapping her legs, how would she react to a MEGA bobr?

 

[TVB]

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I wish Castoroides were still alive. If Ellen's afraid of normal beavers snapping her legs, how would she react to a MEGA bobr?

There's also a trogontherium, pretty much the same group of giant beavers as the castoroides, albeit more intelligent, of which were originally located in Eurasian territories

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I wish Castoroides were still alive. If Ellen's afraid of normal beavers snapping her legs, how would she react to a MEGA bobr?

Castoroides, the Bobr so big it even has roids in its name.

We should have a beaver pun in the thread subtitle at this point. Being afraid of rodents is a very typical womanly response, and while you could understand someone's aversion to something like squirrels, it takes a special lolcow to be afraid of beavers.

Like if God had a favorite rodent, it'd be a tie between the capybara and the beaver, the latter simply because the tail was used again for the platypus because the paddle tail is a great design.
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Big rodents are based.

Yeah I could understand Ellen being afraid of Nutria or something, Coypu are fucking gigantic rats that look like the Rats from the James Herbert novel Domain,

although I don't even mind them tbh, but Beavers are just so goofy looking and so cute and industrious little engineers that to have a phobia of the Bobr seems ridiculous.
Especially as a Lesbian.
A Lesbian that Fears the Beaver, thats unique at least.

Spoiler: Bober

Also thankyou for new Bobr, Here are Bober for you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Just add "now with Bobr appreciationposting" to the title.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

This is pure conspiracy theory but. In August 2022 Leonardo DiCaprio wore this and it started a sort of meme on celeb gossip sites that he was trying to dress like that one 90s picture of the Rock, and then other people were like no it's a very trendy look in hollywood right now and posted other examples, I don't remember who. So it's probably just because it's a hollywood fashion trend but when I saw the front cover my first thought was whether she was skinwalking dicaprio the way tims skinwalk specific women. (She's probably not, but, that was where my mind went.) My second thought was the tennessee williams parody in Bojack Horseman with the high effeminate voices.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

when I saw the front cover my first thought was whether she was skinwalking dicaprio the way tims skinwalk specific women.

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The more I think this, the more it makes sense... Young DiCaprio has her hair and the style on how she wears white shirts.




But I think it's more of a coincidence, she definitely inspired herself looking at A Streetcar Named Desire. The thing is that Marlon Brando never looked like a HIV patient.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Marlon Brandon never looked like a HIV patient.

Not in the 1950's at least.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

The thing is that Marlon Brandon never looked like a HIV patient.

Trying to style herself (or itself at this point) to Marlon Brando is just as delusional as insane transgender fantasies about changing sex--or gender. Brando at the peak of his powers was an avatar of masculinity and is a male sex symbol to this day. He was only 5'9 but appears taller than that on camera and a had quite a male physique that is the polar opposite of what Page is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Trying to style herself (or itself at this point) to Marlon Brando is just as delusional as insane transgender fantasies about changing sex--or gender. Brando at the peak of his powers was an avatar of masculinity and is a male sex symbol to this day. He was only 5'9 but appears taller than that on camera and a had quite a male physique that is the polar opposite of what Page is.
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He was also powerfully charismatic and confident, or at least appeared that way. Page… is not.

 

[Marc]

It's just so bizarre that of all thing Ellen would develop this complex about being attacked by fucking Beavers, but she still went and swam where they were.
Beaver pools are full of broken off logs and branches, not an ideal place for a dip.

Perhaps it's where she first contracted her beaver fever?

 

[Reaper Thirteen]

(Sorry I don't know how to post or delete. Accidentally posted when just thinking of posting) So I may as well just say it now. I'm reading her book (free library ebook) and it's bizarre to me the things she chooses to focus on. You'd think the "appeal" would be actress/trans stuff yet it's more about girls she's kissed and sucking dick. Then random tangents about places and her friends as if anyone cares. And the stories jumping around timewise is just confusing and annoying.

Also, my local dollar store equivalent has been trying to sell off mini pop funkos of her Umbrella Academy character lol.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Also, my local dollar store equivalent has been trying to sell off mini pop funkos of her Umbrella Academy character lol.

So.....life size funkos? Cool!!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Has Ellens Poonifesto finished or do we still have more chapters?
It seems to have ended quite abruptly, I was enjoying the review.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Has Ellens Poonifesto finished or do we still have more chapters?
It seems to have ended quite abruptly, I was enjoying the review.

I'll write when I'm more in the mood to do it, I had a difficult time these last days, but it's not over. I can assure you.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'll write when I'm more in the mood to do it, I had a difficult time these last days, but it's not over. I can assure you.

Damn sorry to hear that, hope you're ok homie. IRL shit comes first always. No rush, just good to hear theres still more of her ramblings to come.

Spoiler: Bober. Of course