Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Aaron has also implied that Kayla is not in there anymore.

I hope hope hope they took the kids with em. I hope for everyone's sake its just nick and april alone in that household.

 

[DumbDude43]

this "vaginal fluid" nonsensical joke even cryptography experts at the NSA cannot crack.

he keeps busting out these comparisons seemingly at random, it always sounds like it's supposed to be some "so offensive it's funny" kind of joke, but it just comes out so nonsensical and incoherent that whatever joke there was is completely lost.

"like a stereotypical woman she will sit there and tell you why you're wrong, but if you just wait a day they will say 'you know what, i said you were wrong, but you weren't wrong, i just really like the taste of liquor being squeezed out of my vagina' and then they drink it"

like, what even is this? even to a chud who enjoys "haha woman moment" humor this shit isn't funny. there's no joke here, just balldoman suddenly injecting weird sex fantasies into the conversation out of nowhere.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

With regards to the desk question. I may be misremembering but isn't there lore that he has bottles on the floor under and around the desk? It could be they were out of the way or I'm wrong but it makes me wish for the timeline where there's just the awkward sound of bottles being shuffled around prior to the suspected BJ.

At about 3:36 in the stream, right after he "rings the bell", you can hear bottles clinking. He's babbling with a drink already in his hand, so it doesn't seem he was pouring out another one. It's about 16-17 minutes before the alleged BJ happens.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I wonder if we will get something to surpass the Shart moment now that we have surpassed the Pillstream.

Also, is Minnesota a two party consent state? If it’s not then Aaron needs to record the shower calls. Do it, you’ll be an absolute legend Aaron.

Nick is a covert narcissist, at least that's my belief, so you can't take what he says at face value. People make fun of him online for the Gay 90's underwear party? It's Kayla's fault. She's the one who planned it guys, don't make fun of me. She takes some pills to go to sleep so she can get rest and doesn't give him his narcissistic supply for a night? She's hopped up on Xannies watching Star Trek. I don't doubt she's not a saint but the way these people work is everything is a deflection. You can see it in his "I said he PROBABLY always liked sucking little boy dick" lie that he keeps up with even when confronted with the evidence otherwise.

Nah, the Kayla stuff is more what people here have put together from how absent she is. I agree on Nick being a narcissist, but Kayla is either willing, enabling it, or something. Her first appearances on Nick’s streams were very theatric and she outed him as “pretending to be gay” to try to woo her when she was on the rebound.

 

[Sharpeteer]

https://old.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/1cxuuel/descent_of_a_formerly_successful_lawtuber_into/

Thanks for reminding me why this site is so much better. I don't visit Reddit anymore.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Humble farmers of great renown, I come to you in a time of great need. Has anyone clipped the "animesuckscopeandsneed" loops that Rekieta did? I need them. If not, let me know, and I'll clip and post them here myself later

Clipped it and attached in the new OP of the lawsuit thread. Here's a direct link to the file:

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6000/6000093-2eccbd317a35370b8696ffd692bfce03.mp4

 

[Nod Flenders]

Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, he drops even further.

 

[Tablet County]

Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, he drops even further.

We're well into the molten mantle beneath the crust at this pont.

 

[zimzam88]

Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, he drops even further.

He has so much farther to drop (if he doesn't die). I'm very curious what Nick will say in his next stream. Will he cope and sneed and return to trump and guns coverage in a feeble attempt to sweep it up? Will he meltdown and lash out again? Will he feign sobriety for another month and say "im sowwie"?

 

[McMitch]

He has so much farther to drop (if he doesn't die). I'm very curious what Nick will say in his next stream. Will he cope and sneed and return to trump and guns coverage in a feeble attempt to sweep it up? Will he meltdown and lash out again? Will he feign sobriety for another month and say "im sowwie"?

It will be all these things within a ~2 hour span.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

The issue with Aaron is that he can't be trusted without significant supplemental evidence. I highly doubt that Kayla has left. I also doubt that Aaron would be in any position to know if she had.

The Kayla stuff is pretty simple. She has no skills and a brood of children. She is part of a religion that disfavors divorce. She's a bit of a faghag and is clearly comfortable with swinging and lewd behavior so long as it provides positive attention and self-gratification. Therefore, she's either A) not happy with the April stuff but tolerates it anyways because a divorce is scandalous and post-divorce life would be pretty awful for her or B) a willing participant.

I lean towards B.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He has so much farther to drop (if he doesn't die). I'm very curious what Nick will say in his next stream. Will he cope and sneed and return to trump and guns coverage in a feeble attempt to sweep it up? Will he meltdown and lash out again? Will he feign sobriety for another month and say "im sowwie"?

Announces streams but cancels repeatedly. Mysterious fever returns and he’s totally sick and not hung over guys. Comes back and pretends it all exists. Next stream slips up and is trashed.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Did Kayla leave? A saw a couple farmers mention it but I didn’t see it on any of the clips.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

It's gotta be really scary to watch this happen to your dad. At least with Ralph his kids were all babies so they aren't going to remember any of it, but Nick's kids are old enough to know that their dad has changed, they probably don't understand why but they'll know something is wrong with him. I don't know how much a better parent the wife is than Nick but I hope it's enough to keep their life on track and away from their father.

 

[6thRanger]

Even without all that concrete context, it was still 100% obvious that he was joking and doing the dsp bit. the fanfic farms spoil the kino sometimes when people just make shit up or speculate that every single little mark on his body is track marks or some shit.

I'm honestly really surprised to see people still saying Rekeita jerked off in earnest or even more bizarrely April sucked him off under his desk flawlessly on stream. I think it has lots to do with many people experiencing events through secondary coverage. Seeing events alone without external opinions and then hearing commentary is very different from framing things as they happen to the viewer.

It's kind of disappointing to see people just run with it when the true hilarity of the farms is that the events are real. The strength of the website is that these people do these acts, it's documented and funny. It really does spoil the kino sometimes.

 

[MySonDavid]

Did Kayla leave? A saw a couple farmers mention it but I didn’t see it on any of the clips.

We don't know. Aaron Imholte said something about there being nobody left in Nick's life to tell him hard truths and get him help for his addiction. Many are citing this as an admission that Kayla is no longer with Nick. This does not rule out the possibility that Kayla is still living with Nick but is unwilling to tell Nick the hard truths or Kayla being a big enabler, as so many farmers have speculated. There is no proof either way.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's gotta be really scary to watch this happen to your dad. At least with Ralph his kids were all babies so they aren't going to remember any of it, but Nick's kids are old enough to know that their dad has changed, they probably don't understand why but they'll know something is wrong with him. I don't know how much a better parent the wife is than Nick but I hope it's enough to keep their life on track and away from their father.

This is the worst part about Nick's story. He's such a selfish asshole he can't even do his kids the favor of keeping his degenerate behavior miles away from them. Instead he drinks until he blacks out and does a myriad of other drugs in the same house where they're hiding under their covers listening to him yell desperately trying to drown out the sounds of it with videos on their ipads.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm honestly really surprised to see people still saying Rekeita jerked off in earnest or even more bizarrely April sucked him off under his desk flawlessly on stream.

You can hear the mouth sounds, the thumping her head on the desk and him looking down talking to her saying, "Why are you doing this now?" What other conclusion are we supposed to come to?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

This does not rule out the possibility that Kayla is still living with Nick but is unwilling to tell Nick the hard truths or Kayla being a big enabler, as so many farmers have speculated. There is no proof either way.

At what point do we consider that Kayla's best course of action is to accelerate his behavior so he drinks himself to death since she's unwilling to divorce him?

 

[Armitage]

The Dragon's Treasure, the Tea guy is disavowing Nick in a youtube video: