Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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D is for Stupid said:
Just imagine being in a car with him for example. You would think he has a death wish the way he drives. I was going to say how he's a piece of shit but the cwcki provides oh so much.
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Fuck, sometimes I legit forget Chris is still allowed to drive.
Best case she just gets stunk out and maybe felt up. Worst case, Chris is going to get t-boned and Flutter's gonna get tangled in the axle of a Range Rover.
 
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D is for Stupid said:
Just imagine being in a car with him for example. You would think he has a death wish the way he drives.
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He's actually fairly cautious and drives like a senile granny. He's not actually a good driver, but he seems to be aware of his limitations and doesn't speed. If anything, he drives ridiculously slowly. He's too autistic to understand how other drivers behave, but at least any collision he gets into will probably be at the lowest possible speed.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Chris did drive back and forth to Cleveland on his own and on short notice. He's not that bad of a driver.
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chris drives as a grandma acording to people who folowed him, he almost stops to do every turn, drives very slow and hardly uses turnsignals.
he at least once tailed someone because he was thinking about a "complicated calculation".
 
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Raiken said:
chris drives as a grandma acording to people who folowed him, he almost stops to do every turn, drives very slow and hardly uses turnsignals.
he at least once tailed someone because he was thinking about a "complicated calculation".
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They also saw him playing Pokemon Go on both of his phones and hatching eggs while driving... one has to go very, very slow to trick the game and make it think you're on foot. Crazy.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's actually fairly cautious and drives like a senile granny. He's not actually a good driver, but he seems to be aware of his limitations and doesn't speed. If anything, he drives ridiculously slowly. He's too autistic to understand how other drivers behave, but at least any collision he gets into will probably be at the lowest possible speed.
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Unless he is annoyed with another video game store owner.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Chris did drive back and forth to Cleveland on his own and on short notice. He's not that bad of a driver.
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Yeah, but that was close to 20 years ago. Chris is gonzo now. Going by how he's acting on stream, I wouldn't trust him behind the wheel. AmOminous was saying he drives like an old lady, so he's got that going for him, but who knows what he's taking for medication plus whatever he might be getting off Caden. He was smoking weed with the fuckin' teen troon squad. I wouldn't put it past Chris to go out all baked and get into an accident because he's paying even less attention than normal. I'm honestly shocked he hasn't mowed anyone down playing Pokemon go.
If Flutter has half a brain, she probably wouldn't get into a car with Chris, but who knows? Chris might be pulling a Barb and hamming up how crazy he is for the camera for pity bux and he's still as "good" at driving as he was going to see :julay:
Kind of surprised we haven't got any Chris driving places streams, but he might not have a good data plan, or might be somewhere with shitty cell service.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
My God, you did it. It was there all along.

Now all we need is concrete evidence and actual proof to take any of this seriously except for anything more than just a theory.
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Calling it, if we're not going to see Flutter for a quiet of time, then it's safe to say, that the dox is 100% true and honest
Tetragrammaton said:
what i wonder about is what exactly does flutter get from this? unless she is more of a retard than chris she has to be getting something from this. either money or enjoyment from all the eyes she has on her every move. even in a reality where there is no praetor involvement and she is honestly just friends with chris.
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Something just kind of ticks me of her being a third party on this whole saga, probably either another case of MKRnightvee trying to keep chris under her Influence so that she could do whatever the fuck she wishes to do to him.
Tetragrammaton said:
the amount of effort to visit him just seems like way more of a hassle than it should be. why does she not just move in with chris? whats stopping her?
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I don't know, probably her parents not letting her to do so? she does seem to be another slow-in-the-mind, but at the same time it's pretty much another reason why I believe she might've not been a "Honest" Gal Pal to him, and has a greater scheme to pull on him when the time is right.

Either way, I think I can safely say that Flutter wouldn't get out of this unscathed, in a way the Magical Man or the Lady Managers does and Chris isn't going to be happy that we took away another one of his "gal pal".
 
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Bill Kilgore said:
I don't know, probably her parents not letting her to do so?
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Im pretty sure chris said that she is an adult so parental issues shouldn't be a problem. But that just adds to your point she could be a third party unrelated to Caden trying to "manage" chris because if she was part of caden's operation he could just have her live at big island 24/7
 
Everyone assumes they can "manage" Chris. That dumbass can manage himself. He's just like addicts I've met, on the Good and Noble path for a while....

And then they're right back to their old ways. Not every person, but quite a few I've met.
 
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innocent jogger said:
I'm surprised nobody has fucked with the Big Island house or pranked Chris in general since he has been out of jail. I guess modern weens would be Zoomers now and they really are good for shit.
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I'd put it on laziness.

2010s was the prime years for IRL pranks, which as a millennial I'm unashamed to say I loved, this generation is more comfortable with just snap a picture of Big Fat and that's fine with me.

It ticks Chris off and no one gets hurt. Better to inconvenience his day then get into real trouble.

Leave that to Bitch Foot.
 
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innocent jogger said:
I'm surprised nobody has fucked with the Big Island house or pranked Chris in general since he has been out of jail. I guess modern weens would be Zoomers now and they really are good for shit.
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The problem with that is the Big Island house is festooned with security cameras like Tard Knox. I think it serves the dual purpose of both Caden knowing when Chris leaves, maybe like telling him to ship something out, and Chris lying that he did, but having CCTV of Chris never actually leaving. In addition to that, it can catch Chris bringing anyone else over to the house.

It has an added benefit of being able to point up and down both directions of Route 501, possibly good enough to catch license plates. If someone stopped and threw a brick through his windshield, there's a good chance they'll be immediately caught on camera.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
The problem with that is the Big Island house is festooned with security cameras like Tard Knox. I think it serves the dual purpose of both Caden knowing when Chris leaves, maybe like telling him to ship something out, and Chris lying that he did, but having CCTV of Chris never actually leaving. In addition to that, it can catch Chris bringing anyone else over to the house.

It has an added benefit of being able to point up and down both directions of Route 501, possibly good enough to catch license plates. If someone stopped and threw a brick through his windshield, there's a good chance they'll be immediately caught on camera.
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That's all very likely, but almost every single home has cameras these days.

Plus like I said most people are too lazy to do that
 
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