Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
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Lolcow of 2023 rightfully belonged to Ethan Ralph.
LOL! He got 2.7% of the vote. Coming in dead last!

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I have heard passionate arguments for why people think Bossmanjack or Fatrick should have gotten it, but you might be the first person I've seen arguing for Ralph.
 
I want to believe that nick is getting a blowie, but I just can't. in that state it'd be way more obvious that is what was going on and april would have to be like a teleporting blowjob ninja. Also whiskey dick. I think he was just making a dsp joke. I wanna be wrong tho,
The funniest thing is that since he is so drunk and unintelligible that most people go with the balanced opinion that he just jacked off on stream. Just look at the videos on the previous 100 pages of normal people reacting to Nick. His own retarded idea of a joke is going to be his downfall, how ironic that this man wants to be a comedian. Ultimately, even if it's a joke, it was so poorly executed that he will end up being known as the guy that jerked off while high on cocaine on stream :story: . The DSP of the new, modern, lolcow era if you will.
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I would edit Nick's face over this but I don't have the time right now.
Edit: I just realized something. First the medallion turned Nick into a Lolcow. After his interactions with Ralph he began drinking heavily and abusing substances. Then DSP roasted Nick on stream and suddenly Nick will inherit Phill's legacy of being known as the guy that jacked off on stream.....Is Nick the one true lolcow? The one that shall inherit every aspect of every lolcow upon himself? :stress:
 
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LOL! He got 2.7% of the vote. Coming in dead last!

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I have heard passionate arguments for why people think Bossmanjack or Fatrick should have gotten it, but you might be the first person to argue for Ralph.
Not my fault niggers have the memory of a gold fish. I remembered the entire year, not just what was hot the last 2 weeks.
 
Man, the stream where he has to deal with the fallout of this stream is going be interesting. I assume everybody mentioned in it, like racket's lawyers, monty, monty's lawyer, has seen it. Plus Racket's fellow churchgoers, family, etc... This is an event that is gonna have longlasting effects. Also I look forward to when rackets eventually loses to monty, just imagine.
 
Wasn't CGoody known to be into drugs? Maybe he moved to the Twin Cities and became Nick's dealer.
 
Nick lost interest in Camelot when his adventures with Aaron and April heated up. Ethan Van Sciver swept in and stole him away.
Ethan is an on and off nose guard, one minute he's shitting on Nick for looking like a ghoul, the next he's buddying up to him because Nick is sperging about Eric July. EVS is an inconsistent cunt, and this reflects in his inability to regularly publish comic books like EJ.
 
From what I remember, he was going from lawtuber to lawtuber, sucking there dick in chat, trying to get a wrench. He did it to Shaun/Potentially Crminal, who shut him down hard because of cgoody being a dick in the past. Edit: The same thing also happened with spectre also going around sucking off various lawtubers, shaun also shot him down, with spectre being idignant cuz they played r6Siege together once
 
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With friends like pedophile dick who needs enemies
Well one of his enemies he's been raging at has just offered to help pay for his rehab.
3. Become a local serial killer
Probably the one who has night terrors and explosive violent outbursts he thinks are so funny.
I'm sure it's been pointed out before but the my wife thinks you're hot she wants to try swinging, but gee I just don't know about that... thing is a super common way for married guys to creep on women
Also men pretending to be women mechanics.
 
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Maybe he took personal offense to those comments here saying that he doesn't deserve his own sub forum, and decided to crank it up.
 
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