Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dedans]

Nick, you're a fucked up cheating drug abusing alcoholic Slaaneshi acolyte, but I love you and I want you to succeed and I hope you earn a million cigarettes in your jail cell.

Nick, you look like you have GRIDS and are degenerating fast. You prioritised your hedonistic drug parties and swinging over the welfare of your family, selfishly lashing out in a pathetic mid-life crisis. But, I still love you and want you to succeed and I hope you earn a million packs of Top Ramen in your jail cell.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Ralph for all his flaws came from shit and fumbled the bag at maybe sort of ascending from the sewer. Rekieta managed to fumble not even a silver but a solid gold spoon, absolute degen.

It's unfathomable that he managed to fuck his life up this bad. Dude was handed a cushy career joking around while doing legal analysis, having guests on, probably made MULTIPLE millions of dollars covering rittenhouse, depp, and mein lasanga only to slowly but surely piss it all away over...what? Some e-girls? Drugs? People making fun of you on an obscure site nobody cares about? It's incomprehensible.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

this thread's moving too fast. how many drugs were found on Rekieta?

 

[break these cuffs]

I understand I'm out of sequence here, but please at me if we know the inciting incident for arrest.

We do not. Rumors are flying.

 

[M3xus]

I figured we'd have another year before Nick got arrested, holy shit.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I understand I'm out of sequence here, but please at me if we know the inciting incident for arrest.

I don't believe we have confirmation for anything yet, but it appears somewhat likely Aaron called CPS due to whatever issues caused his schism with Nick

 

[Sharpeteer]

This thread is getting so much traffic I'm now experiencing random issues refreshing. LMFAO

Nick people are celebrating your failure.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Best mugshot 2024?

Let's settle down. It's only May.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Wait so don't they still have kids actively living in their house? What happens to them? Also, drugs around their own kids?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Wait, isn't buddie of kaytlyn was a 15 year old with fetish on being raped from California who pretended to be adult korean who live in japan and doing strange war against Christians and muslims with buddhists?
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Looks like the average anime pfp, to be honest

 

[Kurohige]

That fucking painting was the exact moment it all started going to shit. All of it, it was that damn awful fucking awful fucking painting! It sucks ass

There's just something about your wife's shitty art gifts that make you go "I'm going to make her the first of my crackwhores, and destroy my family for self-pleasure."

 

[Unironick]

It´s been an honor lads.
I think nobody has managed to speedrun their life from a respectable member of society to top-tier lolcow like this before.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Reminder that through the entire pillstream 2.0 metokur insisted his saturday stream would be about Patrick.

Pat had to get the big guns out, now that STALKER CHILD will not be able to ignore this, he surely will have to stream about Rekieta enjoying prison!

 

[THA PYONGYANG DADDY]

The chairmen over at the casino are gonna have a field day with this one

 

[irishAzoth]

Quarterpounder bending over backwards to make this story boring.

when is he next?

 

[Alabama Man]

So im looking at this one of 3 senarios in order of least to most likely:

1: cops watching a dealer follow nick back home / dealer gets caught, spilling beans, they get picked up at home.
2: neighbours hear a domestic, call cops, cops enter the home find the drugs easily and guns not stored properly, jail.
3: Aaron after being felted harder than a pool table factory on double felt tuesday after the desk blowie, called the cops, reporting the drugs and guns being unsafe and locations where they were stored (only someone who was in the house would know that for 100%, so not a farmer Aaron), cops go in find drugs and guns where mentioned, jail.

20 bucks says it was a welfare check and the retards didn't flush the drugs

 

[Path Wanderer]

Now do the same for his wife. It's insane to see how fast this lady has adopted the stereotypical crack whore look.
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They both have become junkies.

They look like they belong on ip2alwayswins' background

 

[Orc-Chud]

a cuck, his wife was giving nick head at the end of his infamous stream this week. Same wife was arrested with the Rekietas today. Aaron is a butthurt faggot because he left his pregnant wife for a 304. He's deflecting hard with blaming us. Either he snitched or they got picked up during or after a drug deal but no kiwi was involved.

I thought aaron and his wife were Steel toe morning shoe

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

this thread's moving too fast. how much drugs were found on Rekieta?

Depends on what they actually nailed him on. The charge they have on the site is basically the catch-all for "you done got caught with dope, son" so the amounts vary. It's probably felony amounts though, given what people are saying and how low those limits are.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Quarterpounder bending over backwards to make this story boring.

Ah, yes the blithering on for 90% of video to hit that sweet 10 minute mark.